...Did you not see the title? Or the expertly drawn disappointed man on the cover?

Don't read this book.

It's not like there's any story in it. After all, I deleted it.

The only thing you will get to see by pressing read is my empty document, without any words typed on it. I'm just not really the kind cut out for writing.

Go read like, real books, with like actual stories and stuff like that.

...Why are you looking at me like that?

There Is No Story

SYSTEM

COMEDY

MAGIC

SLICEOFLIFE

FASTPACED

ORDINARY

THIS IS BEST NOVEL YES READ YES YES RATE 5 STAR SHARE WITH DOG.

...Oh god, I feel strange. Something must've overcame me.

Anyways, you are probably curious what this story- I mean... not story, is about. Just note, that everything you read from this point on is definitely a spoiler, because I don't know how to explain this properly without spoiling.

So, this is a Choose Your Own Adventure kind of story, where certain decisions pop up, and you will vote on them based on liking the chapter comment that says the certain decision. As for the actual 'story' itself, you will find yourself running through multiple instances of stories written by the loser- I mean, the main character of the story.

There will be one main story arc that you will be trying to complete, along with various other stories that you unlock in different ways. I plan on making everything possible something that affects the story, as in powerstones, golden tickets, and actual gifts will change what happens. 

If you don't particularly like a certain ministory, you can skip it altogether by checking the chapter titles to see the starts of different arcs. Note that it will be a little confusing if you do skip, but not enough to get back into the story.

Hope you enjoy reading the story!

this author is a bit sus, don't read this novel. there are terrible thing written in it. no its not what you think. the grammar and English is good.
the story is funny. but that's not the point!

All i am saying is, is that author is wearing something red while writing this.

that's all im gonna say. just vote him out


this is the best story I've read. 10/10                                                                                             




 
 

hey, i just happened to come across your note in your other story "I See One Second Into The Future: Loner In The Apocalypse" and I am absolutely not disappointed! I didn't expect this kind of story, but I love it!
But.....but...
oh my god, why do I hear the voice of Narrator from The Stanley Parable®️ when I read?!? WHY?!
My brain: 