Magical "girls" with a twist.

Hello there, an entire day has passed and all I have been doing so far was idly gaming. Easy to guess, since I was playing a so-called idle game. Yup, that's about it.

Buttons were pressed, monsters were eaten, gold was earned and spent...nothing more than that. Sometimes achievements popped up giving me more gold one way or the other. Yet, the Beeg Psycho had not gained a single level despite nearly exterminating the whole rat nation.

This marvellous eating speed was due to the bite ability having reached level 6 after a lot of munching on unwilling monsters.

Much like hotdogs at a speed-eating contest. their lifespan was rather short.

One monster per second found its way into the seemingly bottomless stomach of my favourite monster. Spending gold coins on him did not lead to faster eating speeds though. There was just an increase in gained gold.

Which, of course, was promptly reinvested into my favourite monster. I would have loved to spend my money on other things, but I had only one monster to waste the resources on.

Sadly, it just felt like I was throwing the money down the drain as the return did not yield any good results. After investing nearly 100k gold, the increase in earning speed per minute was at a measly 100 gold per second.

Which seemed a bit lacking, considering the fact that the most money was gained from Bite reaching a higher proficiency level.

Maybe something special would come to be once I had reached level 100 in extra gold earnings.

Thus, the game of waiting began anew. I waited for the numbers to rise... and no my penis would not rise. I was not a pervert that got off of watching numbers rise. What kind of psycho would get aroused by such a weird thing?

Aannnnd another level had been gained by my ultra-fast reflexes and my ability to press a button. Who knew what could have happened had I been any slower? The world had been saved and I was the hero!!!

Pressing a button had to be one of the most boring things that had to be done. Could we not just jump straight to the interesting parts again? Lemme do a quick time-skip by falling asleep.

But, nope being dissolved in stomach acid was an excellent way to not sleep ever.

As such all, I could do was stare at my monster and watch whatever he was doing. Quite the boring way to pass some time, since the dude was merely eating very fast.

Leaving me with no other option than throwing powerstones at the greedy system in hopes of speeding up the time. The power of capitalism had always been the greatest motivator to make the impossible possible.

Using the "premium-store", I bought myself a 24-hour time travel ticket into the future. For a total of 5 powerstones, I had managed to defy the laws of physics and speed up time itself.

Activating it lead to the bite ability reaching level 7 and nearly 200k gold magically appearing in front of my eyes. And who could have guessed it... the 200k gold were thrown at the happily chewing gold producer to make even more of it.

What could we learn from this experience? Literally nothing at all, that was what one could have learned from spending money on something as pointless as this.

Which, as some might have figured out by now, was not nearly enough since no new option had appeared. Time for buying yet another ticket in hopes of finding something else to put my hard-earned gold into.

5 powerstones later another 24 hours had magically passed.

Bite had reached level 8 and we landed at around 320k gold this time around. Some money laundering later and the Beeg Psycho made a bit more gold per second. Time to spend even more powerstones and travel into the future.

Some more "the future was now" moments sponsored by yours truly later, finally something had changed. The bite skill had reached level 10 and developed into the ability |Super-chewer| causing the number of eaten rats to skyrocket.

At level 1 the Super-Chewer ability enabled the Beeg Psycho to consume a rat every 0.1 seconds. Which meant that 10 rats were eaten in a second. It was akin to a tornado sucking in everything.

But, who cared about something as trivial as that?

No, much more important was the fact that Beeg Psycho had unlocked a fancy new skin after killing more than a million units. For the low, low cost of my dignity, he got to wear a magical girl outfit.

The entire thing was just a cosmetic. There ain't no way that slipping a dude in a pink skirt and a violet tube top would have any lasting effects. I mean, it was nice to know that the Beeg Psycho was wearing clothes for once.

Twas not so nice though, the costume did not come with any underwear. At a wrong angle, you could still see a certain body part wildly flopping around. Let's just say, it appeared a lot more disturbing that way.

Imagine a dude wearing a magical girl outfit, full of hearts and all the other cool stuff on it. Armed with a magical wand, he was cramming rats into his mouth and swallowing them whole.

Though I had seen a lot more cursed images on the Internet. This whole situation just felt a tad bit strange. Was there a point to this whole bit or was this just a way to put someone into a magical girl outfit?

Look, even giving it a strange transformation and playing happy music in the background did not change a single thing. These sound effects were cool and all, but what's the purpose behind the mess?

It's like they were simply added without any motive in mind.

How could this story be a parody, when it wasted magical girl uniforms without any rhyme or reason?

Or maybe, in an uneventful twist, the topic was chosen because it had not been mentioned yet. Why else would such a topic come up, when any clothing descriptions of mine were as bad as WN readers were stupid.

I would rather let them run around naked and risk the mental traumata than try to figure out what kind of different clothing they all were wearing. Those memories could be drowned in alcohol, the clothing descriptions could not be forgotten that easily.

With nothing else to do, but stare at this stupid idle game; I would prefer not to lose my mind over the fabric on his body.

Before I spent more than 100 words on things that urge me to blow my own brains out, I would rather just deal with whatever nonsense was thrown at me. A cactus being shoved up my nether regions still appeared far more appealing...

For now, I needed to ignore the pink-hearted skirt, no underwear-wearing Beeg Psycho in the room. The focus was on the increasing gold count and the dude, who refused to hit level 2.

Given the current speed at which XP was donated, it could not take that long anymore. Although the longer I had to wait for the cursed notification to pop up─the more I grew worried about how much XP would be needed to hit max level.

To put it into perspective, I have been waiting 6 days so far and not one level has been achieved.

How long would we have to wait, before we could finally get into the next universe; how long till WIshmoppu could be killed?

....wait what was Wishmoppu currently doing???

DEAR GOD─NOT LIKE THIS YOU STUPID MOP. NOT LIKE THIS!

Haha got you, right there. That thing was still not doing a darn thing. It's not like the whole abomination of million rat corpses was slowly but surely eating the Endless Grasslands.

But nope, it stood there waiting for something to happen.

Until it suddenly started to do something...why could I not keep my darn mouth shut?

Next time, if there was next time I would surely tell you about whatever was about to happen next.