Yes, you read that one right. The. Battle, Would. End. Today.
I did not even have to sacrifice all the virgins that had gathered here. Count yourselves lucky, readers. Truth be told, I thought this battle could literally never end, given the whole flood of stupid requests that kept me busy...it was easy to see why.
But for some reason, the impossible happened just now. I'd make it as brief as humanly possible.
Apologies in advance; a lotta stuff just went down and you might notice all too soon that a " lotta" stuff might be the understatement of the entire century.
Lets get started: System for Dummies came back from its holiday, fired the other system's whose name I had long forgotten. Other system was like "hell, Nah my dude" and went all woosh and boom, but the replacement for the first system, aka the second system simply whooped its intangible buttocks and regained control.
But, then everything spiralled out of control as the defeated system had made up a back-up plan should it be defeated, Suddenly, it gained control of the blob-like rat structure and spawned in billions of more rats.
In response, the abomination grew to a size enormous enough to envelop the entire Endless Grasslands, which seemed physically impossible since they were as the name suggested "ENDLESS" and yet it did just that.
After saying screw you to logic as all systems did, Wishmoppu found itself at a severe disadvantage due to the cheat-like growth of mutated rat-sans. Though that also means that it gained a lot more levels in a very short span of time-because lasers.
Epic showdown, much explosions and attacks. Dummy-system had a great idea though. More of my clones were summoned to eat the monster from the inside.
So paint, this endless mass of rats was eaten by a steadily growing number of small "Beeg Psycho" babies that ate everything that their little fingers touched.
Of course, due to the systems' struggle for dominance, I was left unsupervised. Consequently, my gold gain had "mysteriously" gone out of control and I could literally press the button over and over again.
Love me some cheap coding, did it not predict that I could simply change the clock on the phone to travel far into the future?
I was invincible.
Luckily, there was also the infinite powerstone glitch, since the dumbass did not predict that I would use the imagery powerstone someone offered me when my balance was zero. Through this ingenious exploit, I reached 99999999999999999999 stones since the system could not count in the negatives.
Therefore I simply bought everything in the store, all the equipment all the boosts and made the baby into the fastest eater in the history of humankind. Rebirth notifications were spammed across and I tipped on them as fast as possible.
Yet, even more monsters were spawned and the hungry mouths were not nearly fast enough to counter the spawn rate of the new food. To no one's surprise the multitude of beings made for an extraordinary source of income.
An infinite supply of gold meant more gold to throw at the problem at hand.
The gold was put to good use and my little monster became a Super "Beeg Psycho" stage 3. The new golden hair turned him into a maelstrom for all things living. Yes, literally his mouth turned into a whirlpool that sucked up everything.
Friends and foes alike, yes even his other cloned babies became sustenance to feed its all-consuming mouth.
I might have created a monster that would end the world before the sentient Mop or the abomination would ever be able to do. And imagine, all of this just started because the System for Dummies noticed that someone dropped the novel again.
At least, it claimed that as a reason why it went full-on try-hard mode to get the story back to the Script everyone had literally forgotten about.
Maybe, it should have started with the dude responsible for derailing the story or, ya know, not hired a copyright-infringement breaking AI that tried its best to get this story banned from the moment of its inception.
But, maybe I was to blame for applying something as stupid as logic here.
Well, either way that situation did not last long before any random event happened. Remember the meteor family from space? Yes, they came back with their distant relatives and came crashing down onto the world.
This caused the mirror world an certain character,whose name I had already forgotten about to be set free and to arrive in this reality.
To make matters much worse, a certain other character came back from space with her rocket. Which turned the whole situation even more unpredictable as forces collided that should have never met in the first place.
Magic was flung around, rats were turned to glass or eaten or both. I could not bother describing the current developments as I was too busy being stuck in an endless cycle of being killed.
That's why the happenings were nothing more than a blur.
I would have loved to give a description of this showdown, but the fight literally took place "off-screen" Yup, as if the system itself had run out of ideas on how to proceed with this battle to end all battles; I simply woke up as everything had already been settled.
Yes, yes I could understand your anger all too well. I had been stuck in this setting for years and in the end, it all resolved so anticlimactically.
How should one feel about that kind of solution? All the build-up all this tension and then it just got solved so easily.
Pain, pure pain. There were no words to describe how disappointed I felt about this entire situation.
Of course, there were words for that sort of situation, but the System for Dummies censored those and muted me. Trust me, I did try it─multiple times even─there was no way to bypass the word filter.
Well, I would make it quick.
Mirror Psycho was sent back to her world as she "accidentally" created a portal as her mirror powers collided with the omnipotent ability called "plot". She would live on to do villain things in her setting.
Rocket Empress entered a conveniently placed wormhole to enter her universe again and was never seen again. In her world she did things, Empresses usually did, like ruling citizens and saving the world.
Meteor family crashed down onto the surface and lived a long and happy life before gravity ended it in a very rough manner. One could say... it was too attractive. They did murder quite a lotta things with them though.
The Abomination became the victim of a hungry, all-consuming Beeg Psycho and was officially annihilated by its tastebuds and stomach. Why it even came to be remained a mystery for many years to come. Later on, it was revealed it was a spy sent from a rival story to ruin this one.
The Author behind this story realized the mess he has created and decided to write a "SeRiOuS StOrY" to amend for his sins and swore to change. This state lasted for approximately 10 seconds before the author inserted himself into the story again to conveniently forget about everything that has happened.
The Attack Based-Turn Based copyright infringement system or whatever its name originally had been, was fired and forced to serve another story to pay for its rent. Till the end of its system life-span, it would never be happy again.
The System for Dummies had realized the errors of its ways and rewrote the Script. It would not allow these fools to ruin it any more than it already had been. Thus, it wrote the best Script possibly only to realize it forgot to account for the inept comment section. What it might do? Only the future could tell.
The MC-And-Friends System was still on his mandatory vacation and would not return to the story.
Truck-Kun san was still happily being an undercover agent and murdered young, aspiring protagonists to earn some money on the side. It would later on discover another secret agent sent by the Rival School and be given the highest medal of honor MC High had.
The nude "fan"-service protagonists went on to carry fans in the nude for many years to come. To this very day people question the purpose of their existence─with experts even left behind baffled by their prolonged penile prowess.
The nude "fan" service protagonists large genitalia faced hard times. They stood their ground and rose up to the occasion, nobody could beat them down for long!
The nude "fan" service protagonists' female fan club protagonists kept on throwing powerstones at the naked men of their choosing. This was not sexist because they were men.
The Harem protagonists of MC High would someday be protagonists of their Harem stories. There they would do your average Princesses and kill billions of lives and become Creator Gods.
The Slice-of-Life protagonists would still never be read and their stories might or might not exist...nobody knew cuz nobody read them. Hence they were given the honourous title of "Schrödinger's MCs."
System main characters continued to get their blatant wish-fulfilment and convenient plot development. Fueled by the increasing numbers shoved down their throat, they would become the strongest ever and live a happy life...until they died of Syphilis at the ripe age of 27.
The characters in those Romance novels would remain ever so crazy and whack as they always had been. All these cutthroats Ceo's and cold, rich female leads did their revenge stuff and slapped faces with money. And if they did not die, they would produce drama till the heat death of the universe.
The smut/hentai protagonists realized the error of their ways and went to a monastery to abstain for the rest of their lives.
...the knowledge of having served as a masturbation device laid heavy on their consciousness.
All other protagonists, of story types that were neither mentioned nor deemed worthy enough of any attention, know this; you could find your stories at the nearest dumpster. That way your creative plotlines would properly be recycled for future use─for equally "inspired" works.
Wishmoppu, the big Evil bad guy trapped in a mop, was promptly subdued by the sudden appearance of Jan Itor, the janitor and cleaned puke and other filthy material to this very day. The planned reign of terror and cleansing the unclean had been postponed indefinitely.
Jan Itor, the janitor, after forgiving his author did nothing noteworthy─aside, from questioning himself why a voice was currently narrating what he was doing in the future, while he was still very much busy repeating the same day over and over again.
At present, he did not know why the voice was narrating him describing the voice that was currently describing itself being described.
Nor did Jan desire to know, having heard the voice's ruminations about the manner and various attributes linked to its self through the external monologue about the dropped novel's main character's future developments with the associations that came at the hand of the exchange from the prior iteration.
Consequently, the wise MC simply gave up and waited patiently until his story would be published. Which might or might not happen depending on the author's ability to finish a story for once.
The "latest author" character did not win the WSA competition with his very creative story that had, at the time of writing, as many collections as chapters. Which meant that he would also not win the anime adaptation of this story.
The very first "author" version was still very dead, after being killed by the Narrator in cold blood.
The other system writers were still competing for the most broken English and were winning the WSA competitions for at least a 1000 years more.
Copyright was still nowhere to be seen and covers would be ripped off forevermore.
The Generic Main character Creator Version 2.0 was still creating generic main characters for aspiring authors all over the world.
Little Jimmy, also known as Ultra_Lord_of destruction would finish school and still write cultivation stories since his mental age remained at 5 years of age. ( He still ruled the world and all of creation, once,)
Little Jimmy's Mom could not live with her son anymore and decided to take the next truck... in what way will be left up to the reader's interpretation.
Little Timmy is Little Jimmy's nemesis and was clearly not a typing error that gained sentience.
Little Jimmy's Big TImmy continued to be the cold-killing machine he was always meant to be and the ruler and lord over all of creation.
The Generic_white_boi_with_a_tragic_backstory.zip continued to extort the poor, unsuspecting novelist with its poor English for money. In doing so, it destroyed countless computers of those that refused to pay and was promptly hired by the computer lobby to generate higher selling numbers.
The police duo was still a big fan of mumble rappers.
4 destroyed computers were not working properly.
The local fire department was still in cahoots with the Computer lobby to save the life of its dear customers.
The neighbours terrorized by his battle against the Computer for the secret main character file, were glad about the sudden peace that came after the sudden demise of the "literature talent."
The perfect tragic backstory was quickly forgotten and easily replaced by the next perfect thing.
Prince Edward Nigel of Isle Secularis continued to serve as a good example what not to write.
King Sukmah Dihk, the father of Prince Edward proved once and forever that he was the perfect father figure for Webnovels, because he was dead. So, was his family killed by a rival family. So was his sister because of the plot.
Unspecified people that watched the first "author "character trying to do an evil guy "muhaha" lived unremarkable lives and did things.
Moby Duck/ Dihk continued to be an adult toy and a yaoi doujinshi that "excited" many generations of youths. Between a Captain and his lover.
Underpaid maids remained underpaid.
The neuron-activating elf in a tight bikini was helping stories where she went and if not claimed by copyright would continue to do so.
The Buzzword-filled synopsis continued to prove a point that no one understood since no one read the story in the first place. As in tradition, it did not tell a single thing about the actual story.
The godly intervention did its job to ensure that no other MCs had to die due to their stupid actions.
First "author's" unnamed father took the next truck to Isekai town.
Fat support characters were fat and eating to no one's surprise.
At this point, the real author of this story not to be mistaken with the "real author" realized what kind of stupid idea this was and decided to continue the rest tomorrow!
___"Please just shoot me" the author whispered full of life___
The binoculars used in chapter 4 were used to spy on people because that is what they were intended to do.
The secret MC formula was still searched for by the FBI, Aliens, Gods, governments and so on.
The edible objects were eaten.
T-dawg died of a heart attack cuz he was that god damn chunky.
The crowd that saw the author being murdered were very thankful for the assassin that tried to gut
MC with a knife and various other things.
The Assasin murdered on as assassins do.
And all the other characters, objects or important things that were used in the 73 other chapters lived happily ever after.
"Just kidding" bemoaned the Author called Fearmongering as he would have to do this for the entire thing because his decision-making skills were clearly not very healthy for a daily upload schedule.