The Jock's Blackmail

Unknown Number:

Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't

just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life!



Me:

I wasn't planning on it...



Unknown Number:

Blackmail is a crime, you know!



Me:

I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU!



Unknown Number:

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN

OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!! AND

HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!



Me:

...you want me to...blackmail you??