Recap Pt.1

ok, so this chapter I'll be telling you about some events that happened over the 6 year time skip, I'll do this by first telling you what happened then showing a mini flashback of it, okay? alright then lets start:)

1. Tonfa Training

-flashback start-

*BANG*

"GET UUUUUUUUP,"

"OH MY GOD, stop doing that old man or else I'm going to die of a heart attack before you do. OW, what was that for,"

"for the disrespect, and I'll probably live longer then you,"

"*snort*, keep dreaming Oldman, OW, WHY?"

"well this time I have two reasons, 1. to make you shut up, 2. it's time for your first tonfa lessons, and 3. well to make you shut up,"

"that's two reasons old man, 1 and 3 were the same thing, are you going seni-, I mean of course dear father I will get up now, hehe"

"yes, now meet me at the training ground in 5 minutes,"

-Ten minutes later at the training grounds-

"what took you so long?"

"weeeelllllll, there's a few reasons, 1. I wanted to annoy you, 2. I wanted to annoy you and 3. do you think it's easy to be so handsome in the morning, it takes hard work and effo- uhhhh, I apologize father for being so late, I promise not to do so in the future,"

"of course, now, dear son, I will inform you that the next time your late we'll double, no triple your training, understood"

"WHAT, I mean of course father I understand, love you,"

"ok, don't make it weird, but anyways today will be your first day with your Tonfa trainer, his name is Guy, and he's a master at the Tonfa, so learn well,"

"what the hell, am I in the wrong novel, is this a naruto fanfic?"

"shut up, your not supposed to know anything like that and also, let me repeat myself from last time, LET THE FRICKIN FOURTH WALL REBUILD, do you know just how many mora I have to pay each time you do this,"

"alright, alright, but you do know by saying this stuff about the fourth wall you are technically breaking it,"

"you, you," *sigh* "just shut up alright,"

"suuuuurrrreeee."

-a few minutes later-

"hello, my name is guy and I will be your Tonfa teacher,"

uhhhhh, why is he so stoic/ he's named guy?

"..., uhhhhhh, what the hell? are you sure your name is guy and not Sasuke?"

*ominous music*

"I will kill you, destroy you, eat you, and soooooo much more, do not test me,"

"o-o-ok, a-alright, sheesh old man, I get it,"

"good, and also remeber son I love you,"

"y-yeah, me too,"

'that was the scariest thing that has ever happened to me'

and so after that I had the normal Tonfa lesson with Sasu- I mean guy, dad, father, I love you, please don't kill me, anyways getting beat up, learning, getting beat up, learning, cycle 20 times = the present . What? what did you expect? for me too have some epic story during my lesson where I'm a genius and suddenly master the tonfa in like 5 seconds and then beat master guy, pfffffft, no, lets be realistic for a second.

-flashback end-

-Authors note-

so, I'm back sorry or not posting any real chapters for the last few days, also I was originally planning to have two flashbacks per chapter so I could make a pt.1 and pt.2 of recap, but I wanted to at least post something, so I decided to have this chapter only have one the next two the next have also one. Bye and once again sorry for not posting.