Recap Pt. 2

Part 2 of the recap chapters, there will be three chapters for this recap,

2. vision

*BANG*

"GET UUUUUUUUUP,"

"ALRIGHT, I GET IT, why does it feel like your louder this time then the last flashback?"

"because I added one extra U when I said GET UUUUUUUUUP than last time, after all I love my son,"

I was honestly speechless, "how is there someone more annoying then me on this planet, I thought the MC was always supposed to be either the dumbest or most annoying and I definitely ain't dumb,"

"hmmm, how about you think about that last part again, also what since you remeber last flashback, remeber what I said would happen if you broke the fourth wall, AGAIN,"

and with those words, I saw it, it was the gate to hell, and the devil himself was guiding me, I had to stop this, but I also had to keep my dignity intact, 'I can do this,' "oh GREAT and HONORABLE father, please remember I am your son that you LOVE, also you look better, did you get a new haircut?" Perfection, just absolute perfection the way I handled that and at the same time I didn't boot lick at all.

"what? What's with that look?" he was giving me this weird disgusted look I wonder why,

"your skin is so thick that I think you can just go to the young master competition and beat every single one of those a**h**es, and all of them their are fricken pro's,"

"hmmmm, should I try competing?" I mean there was the annual YM competition coming up

"I mean, sure, but just know that if you go I'm setting you up for adoption, also stop wasting time and get you a** to the training ground,"

"alright, alright, sheesh, no reason to use force,"

-training ground-

"sooooo, what are we doing today? other than the usual vest training,"

"today, were going to spar, even though you've trained with Guy you still need some amount of combat experience,"

"alright, so I'm going to get beat up," I mean of course I was, the old man is literally a grandmaster swordsman or some sh** and I've maybe trained with the tonfa for 2 years, what do you think this is some Chinese webnovel where the MC has god talent and somehow becomes a saint swordsman after a day,

"noooooo, me, beat you? nooooo, I'm going to absolutely destroy you, so, good luck,"

He's smiling again, you know that smile I've been talking about, yeah, that one, he's doing that, sh**. 'I can't jut let this happen, looks like I'll be forced to use that, *takes deep breath*, alright, boot licking/thick skin ability ACTIVAAAAAATE,' "OH great and handsome father, please be merciful, for I am your son, who you love," t-this has to work, no matter what,

"no."

"i-impossible, how could this be, my cheat ability didn't work,"

"alright that's enough get ready,"

"haaaaa, fine."

-a few minutes later-

Both father and son were ready for the spar, but right before the spar started I remembered a pretty bad thing, 'wait a second, please tell me the sh**ty announcer won't be appearing again, PLEASE,'

"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO THE FIRST (second for readers) OFFICIAL BATTLE, FATHER VS SON, MASTER VS DISCIPLE, NOVICE VS MASTER, TONFA VS SWO-"

"I am quite sure we went over this announcer,"

"o-of course sir, I mean I did mix the order up a little this time,"

"excuse me?"

"I-I mean of course sir, I will start the battle. GET READY.....GET SET..

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"JUST START ALREADY!"

GOOOOOO,"

and with that the battle started

-A few minutes, oops overestimation I mean, a few seconds later-

"huh, why did I even come here to do a play by play if the fight was only going to last a few seconds,"

I think something snapped with the mocking of literally everyone in addition to the old man destroying me,

"SHUT UP IT LASTED MORE THAN A FEW SECONDS, YOU TOO AUTHOR, WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERESTIMATION, WHAT THE HELL, AGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"hey idiotic son, calm the f down, or you'll lose all the hair on your head,"

"What are you talking abo-WHAT THE HELL WHY IS MY HEAD ON FIRE,"

"*sigh* you awakened your vision by the looks of it, now calm down and control it,"

"WHAT THE F**K DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN, WOULD YOU BE CALM IF YOUR HAIR WERE ON FIRE,"

"I mean, maybe,"

"AGHH I DON'T CARE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS,"

and like that Hanyun proceeded to lose all his hair on his head making him the target of jokes from both Chongyun and his father..... oh also they lived happily every after,

"that sure as hell was not a happily ever after for me,"

"well it was for me and your little brother, after all we got a good laugh out of that,"

"ugh shut up old man,"

"hehehe"

"y-you too Chongyun, s-stop laughing!"

-chapter end-

-author's note-

so, first of thank you for reading, second of all after the recap I'll have to start brainstorming about what to do next cause I usually don't think super far into the future for novels so I might go on Hiatus, third I changed my mind I'll make 4 recap chapters 1 flashback each. Once again thank you for reading and have a great day.