Life is A Byche

Dee Wayne examined the tree and asked himself why a green, healthy tree with no wind or lightning would fall on the truck. He did not believe Clyde, that a meth fueled orgy became a house, fire, and that Harold and Derrol just happened to be down the road. But he did believe something other than humanity wanted the boys dead and they narrowly escaped.

As he mused on these things, several miles away, as a mild storm blew, a towering, full, weeping willow swung its blackish green soft sagging arms over the ground as Imma Byche, fifty feet away in her mobile home, snored loudly enough to be heard outside and her husband got out of bed and slipped on his sandals.

Major Steven Orville Byche was an avid historian, especially since history had taught him so much. When he had been in high school, and wasn’t bullying smaller kids, he studied world war two in particular. He actually admired how Hitler had screamed and yelled and intimidated his way to the top and controlled the masses.