Growing Darkness

9

Shopping is woman's work. But now and then a Man needed things like the right cookies so he had to just...ahhhhhh, do it himself.

Ed stood in the bathroom of the supermarket smoothing his gray hair with his comb, straightening his shirt so that only about one quarter of his belly hung beneath it over his pants and looking down at his hair coated legs and huge feet like a bear then back in the mirror. Damn, God sure knew how to pick the hot ones.

As he stepped out of the bathroom his smug joy at his unbelievable God given handsomeness turned to anger as he saw Genny trot away, her heels clicking on the market floor. In his cart, on top of the cookies and cheese chippies were two cases of Ultra Slim Fast and a coupon. Bitch!