Yeah Right

When Orks were happily krumping themselves, in the human kingdom of Lion the situation looked slightly different. First, they got the news that the horde was destroyed then a barely alive messenger came and announced the loss. It was a literal shitstorm as nobles were arguing whether to choose diplomacy over war. They argued that war is unreasonable and opening talks with Orks will be better as well as making some cessions to the territory, since selling some sort of fort in the god-forgotten forest is cheaper than recruiting armies. Very happy with their logical and enlightened decision they send messengers to open negotiations.

The messenger reached Orkholt in a weak and was scared of what he saw. He saw the pinnacle of Ork kultur on this planet. Walls were engraved with the images of Ork skulls, giant banners waving over towers, daily mortal combat tournaments, and almost never-ending parties, but to no surprise, he was caught almost immediately by Mauork at the edge of the forest. With a quick explanation, he was dragged to the boss for talks. Which went well? Sort of I think.

At first, Boss wanted to smash the umie and feed him to Lob but umie was smart and started to talk fast. He wanted Peace between his Kingdom and Orkholt which in orkish translated to not krumping anything to the west and north. Boss did not like it as this limited his already small range of available enemies to krump so he demanded just that, an enemy to krump. This stunned the messenger but he quickly understood that this tribe of green monsters valued only war and as it happened they were better at it than Orks(Pigheads). With a quick telepathically sent call he asked his superiors about this and they were elated at this and almost immediately send a list of directions where the good fight could be found.

After being presented with the news, Da Boss agreed to terms of peace and let the messenger walk away. He already memorized all the directions he needed so an umie was useless to him.

After a few hours, Boss`s trusted Nobz gathered with him and started asking questions if the deal was really that good.

-Boss, ya sure this is a good deal? I mean we won't be krumping them umies in the north and west. – Said Zorko while trying to pick something up from between his teef with his axe. While Mr. Nuthead, Doc, Maouork and Hogger fiercely nodded their heads. Doubt still in their blood pumping meaty bits.

-Ya stoopid? Think, them umies will show where the foight iz. They will even give us choopas, all of this to not krump them. Wez gonna get all the krumping we need and wez gunna take it all. We will not give them a single other umie to foight or eat.

- Uuuuu! Aaaaaaa – Boyuz said and nodded while finally understanding Boss`s way of thinking.

-Now iz really understand why you iz tha Boss, Boss. – Said Hogger. - Iz better focus on guing faster.

- Cuz that's all ya can do ya fool.- Said Mourok which earned him a very fast punch to the jaw.

This started a fight between boyz, yet another one as the previous one was about… Even I do not know, I lost the track of how many fights they had and what they were an about a long time ago. Well, it did not matter, fight is a fight and that's it.

In the human kingdom, all politicians were celebrating their genius thinking as they just got a potent tool of war that they only needed to aim and if it wasn`t as powerful as they hopped? Well, who cared it was free and free in this case is a fair amount, and if the Orks ever decide to attack them they had many more Mech Knights that were better and more powerful than the one that was defeated in Orkholt etc. etc. etc. They were so confident in themselves and their power they did not even consider leering anything about their new tool.

Meanwhile, Orks were happy too as they were already preparing to go south and krump everything. It was Boss`s order so they will do it,, they will krump everything that wasn`t orky, literally.