Whut is da DAKKA and how much is too much.
Author: saszeta
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WH 40k and Fantasy(small part) Fanfiction
Football hooligan died during the fight with the police and other team hooligans and reincarnated in WH40k as an Ork. Dumb humor, racism(puny xeno, stupid ummies etc), and bad grammar.
You have been warned.
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The cover is not mine, I only added text in Paint
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
dis good tho give MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAKKKKKKAAAA
the only thing that isn't good about this novel is that there isn't enough dakka!!
Men! I have a foolproof strategy, however I can not pull it off on my, so if you listen and carry out every single one of my orders we may just survive this. Now then, the first part of the plan is, WAAAAAAAAGH! The second part of the plan is, WAAAAAAAAGH!! And finally the third most important part of the plan yet by far the hardest part is, WAAAAAAAAGH!!! Do you understand?
Dis ‘da best book eva don't even need ta know lore ta understand wot's happen'n 'n dis kause its jus mayhem
'ave fuhn 'ave shoota ummies gud foigt loif gud simple as
Give me mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore
Ork good Ork strong. Me strong
Dis be ver gud, lots of gits getin krumped VRy WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!
I iz a Ork dat luvs a gud krumpin', but i iz a fast boi deep down, MAKES ALL IT DA RED TO GO FASTA!
All five stars because why, orks.WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Theris foight gud foight And importanly WAGGGGGH
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