Dai Dann Doe! 6

6 Down with the Brown up with the Dann!

Louie and Donie deformed in the desert and wanted to see and apologize to Dann.

"Donie the fastest way to the dojo is through Lonie, so we need to form again.", Louie looked over at Donie to see him not paying attention. He was sitting, physically and mentally drained.

"Yup….I heard you.", Donie got back up, but stopped himself when he saw something. It was shiny on Servious's corpse, on his wrist. Donie began slowly walking over to this shinny object on Servious.

"Where the hell are you going?! We have things to do Donie!", Louie shouted at Donie. Donie was too tired and mesmerized, to pay attention to anything.

"Hey Louie, this doesn't seem to match his dark color scheme.", Donie said while pointing at Servious's wrist.

"You're right, what is that?", Louie walks at a much faster pace. Donie and Louie, both stare at Servious's teleportation bracelet. Donie begins to poke and fiddle with it.

"Don't touch it! That's fucking gross!", Louie yelled. Donie didn't pay any attention to Louie, he grabbed the bracelet from Servious's wrist. He held it. Donie began thinking about Dann, then his parents and the dojo. He imagined the dojo, he missed the dojo before everything. Donie disappeared in front of Louie's eyes. Donie found himself in the street just near the dojo.

"How did I just-", Donie was confused, but he knew he was onto something. Donie decided to teleport again, but to a convenience store. Donie used one more good burst of speed to steal some food. He took a bunch of hotdogs and sandwiches, some water then broke the automatic door. He imagined himself back at the desert. He saw Louie on his knees, finally giving in to the exhaustion. Louie turned around slowly and saw Donie.

"You sly fucking dog! You can teleport with that thing can't you?", Donie nodded his head, and gave Louie a sandwich and water.

Alexander styled himself with a brown suit and tie with a black undershirt, he brought a brown fedora that covered a portion of his medium brown hair. He also brought brown gloves, with shiny new brown dress shoes.

"Ah, yes it seems Americans do have some style.", Alexander grinned as he fixed his fedora. Alexander pulled out his pocket watch.

"Well I better skedaddle, don't wanna be late for my appointment.", Alexander pulled out his brown cane, and walked over to Dann's dojo.

Dann finally decided to leave the bathroom, and face the world. He swore it was dark outside, but it was midday outside. His eyes burned, from the light hitting his eyes.

"Oh shit!", Dann yelled. He looked down and made a fist, he relaxed his hand and opened his palm.

"How am I so weak? I can't even take a little bit of sunlight without losing it.", Dann slouched and began to cry again.

"You know slouching like that isn't exactly good for your back.", Alexander sat at the door, with his cane grinning like he won the lottery. Dann turned around and his eyes went wide. He froze in fear, anger, pain, confusion and anxiety.

"Why….the fuck are you here!", yelled.

"Oh, I'm simply here to pay one last visit.", Alexander began slowly approaching Dann.

Dann was trying to look tough by resisting his urge to run, but instead standing his ground.

"I've noticed you're quite hard to break. You can be sent flying down the block, and only have a few scrapes." Alexander stands face to face at 5'1, but in this case 6'0 due to his shoes.

"That's not true, someone in the past broke my arm, very easily actually."

"That's a shame, I was hoping to have some fun before I killed you.", Alexander puts Dann on his ass from just poking him.

Donie and Louie, finish resting after eating their food.

"Aw man after that I have to shit! Bad!" Louie shouted.

"Haha you're starting to sound like Dann!", Donie smiled, they both lay down.

"Y'know Louie, whenever I think of Dann I used to get super excited. But now, I'm just super depressed.", Donie frowned. Louie sat up and looked down at Donie.

"Bro, are you coming out on me?"

"I think so, I'm not really sure yet", Donie looked up at the blue sky.

"Well, why don't we get out of here, and take our shits, then we can see Donie again!", Louie looked at Donie and smiled. Donie got up, and teleported them to the Santa Cruz bathroom.

"Weak people like you make me angry, there was a time when the planet was ruled by brown suits like me!", Alexander ranted on as Dann crawled away.

"The brown suits was an entire empire! There was one special man in that empire, he was strong enough to decimate planets all by himself.", Alexander smacked Dann with his cane and sent him through the wall into his bathroom.

"Do you want me to tell you where your friends came from? Because I certainly do!", Alexander smiled at Dann's terrified expressions.

"Listen man, I don't even know who you are! So just please let me live!", Dann cried while begging for life, sucking up his pride. Alexander ignored Dann.

"Your friends came from the organization known as R.E.D, that's where all the orphans and rejects went. Their mummy and daddy didn't love them because they all had special cases of major disabilities. It was so bad they couldn't do anything right, absolutely useless, weak and unreliable creatures!", Alexander walked right into Dann's face.

"So we made them better, stronger, faster and smarter than the average man, as you've seen. But, you're friends. Are failures because they're so weak!", Alexander laughed in his face, hurting his ears and spitting on his face. Dann felt absolutely helpless, he wasn't religious, but he felt the need to pray for his life. The dojo's windows broke with a sudden burst of wind. Alexander and Dann both looked over to see Louie and Donie.

"How the fuck, did Servious not kill you both? Did you somehow learn how to use reene or did you run away?", Alexander was genuinely confused. But Dann felt Deja vu all of sudden.

"Yeah, he did say something about this Reene thing, but that was before we stomped his head in.", Louie said. Alexander noticed they had a teleportation bracelet and started believing them.

"Well why don't we take this somewhere with more space.", Alexander teleported all of them to a large jungle, with huge mountains thicker than steel, and taller than skyscrapers. Beautiful scenery for this place was their arena. They were all teleported here.

"What the fuck is happening?! Why am I in a jungle?! I'm gonna get eaten by a lion! Help!", Donie, Louie and Alexander all looked concerned.

"Anyway, this is my domain where I can freely be me!", Alexander took a large whiff of the air.

"I couldn't give any less of a damn, I'm just here to put my foot up your ass.", Louie put up a fighting stance and charged at Alexander. Alexander threw his cane and punched Louie into a mountain.

"Did you think me and Servious were equals? That's hilarious, I'm so much stronger than him it's not even funny.", Donie caught Louie.

"Remember, he's way stronger than us in our normal forms.", Louie gave Donie the nod of approval. Donie and Louie turned into Lonie.

'So they can somewhat use Reene, when they form they unconsciously use it.' Alexander thought. Lonie speeds at Alexander completely catching him off guard. They landed their first punch in on Alexander. Alexander returns for a counter but is too slow, Lonie palms his face into multiple trees and throws him into the sky. Lonie jumps into the sky above him and slams him into the ground. Lonie made a giant crater in the ground.

"We're so much more powerful now!" Louie said.

"Yeah I think it's because of me. I've been thinking about Dann and how deeply I care for and want to see him." Donie replied.

"Donie…. Are you in love with him?" Louie asked

"I think I am Louie.", Donie said, Louie jaw dropped surprised.

"I'm not surprised Donie. I always knew you were different.", Louie said. Lonie charged at Alexander again powered by love. They sent Alexander through a mountain with all the power they've got. A giant tremor could be heard. Lonie drops to his knees for a bit of closure. But Alexander gets back up, with only a little dust on his shoes.

"Did you really think your pathetic form could save you?", Alexander flashstepped at Lonie and broke his arm. Lonie tried to punch him, but Alexander broke all 5 fingers on impact. Alexander punched Lonie in the gut, sending them to Dann. Donie and Louie deformed.

"Are you guys ok?!", Dann inspected both of them, and saw Louie's arm broken and Donie's fingers broken on his right hand.

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!", Dann screamed, Alexander appeared from the dust cloud.

Donie stood behind Dann and Louie stood up for one final stand. Louie and Donie were too exhausted to contribute anything.

"I'm sorry that I can't fight!" Dann screamed.

"Oh yes be sorry that will make you die with closure haha.", Alexander giggled.

"If I could only fight, I wish I could fight, I want to be strong like you guess.", Dann cried on his knees helpless once again.

"Oh yes before I kill you, another reason I hate you is because you share the same name as my idol, Dan.", Alexander grabbed his hair.

"Dan, Dan, Dan! He was so powerful the planet shook from his presence. He was so smart, handsome and perfect in every way! Someone like you stains his name.", Alexander walks up to them.

"Don't you fucking touch him you brown cunt!", Donie shouted getting closer to Dann protecting him. Alexander came up to Louie charging his fist for a right hook.

"I remember Dan said this once. I am the man strong enough to take on the world! I am Dan-", Alexander was cut off by an abrupt smoke screen. Alexander saw a hand holding his fist. He thought it was Louie's, so he put more force into it. The hand didn't pudge an inch. The smoke cleared. It was Dann, Alexander smirked and sent punches at light speed toward Dann. But Dann blocked punches literally at light speed.

"That was too slow Alexander.", Dann smirked

"What the fuck?", Alexander jumped backwards

"Who the hell are you?"

"I'm your crush remember, Dan the Planet Decimater.", Dann moved at light speed toward Alexander. He punched him into the mountain like it was nothing. Dann charged up his Reene

"I'm a bit out of practice.", Dann's Reene is so powerful, it shook the earth. Dann's Reene was visible to even Louie and Donie, Reene looks like a small thin gray force field hugging the body. Alexander clashed Reene with Dann, and they almost moved the earth off course. They destroyed mountains, put giant cracks in the ground and created a giant crater just from crashing. Dan jabs Alexander's throat and combos him. Dan is stronger than Louie, and faster than Donie. Dan dodges all of Alexander's attacks, making him completely helpless. Alexander tried to kick Dan, Dan caught his leg and threw him into a mountain and drop kicked him through it. The mountain collapsed. Alexander fell but caught himself on impact.

"Why did you betray us Dan? You destroy the brown empire at what cost!", Alexander yelled his lungs out.

"Listen man I barely know you, so I have to reject you.", Dann slams Alexander into the ground. Louie and Donie trying to keep up with their speed and stay close to Dann. Alexander tries to use offensive Reene. But Dann breaks his fingers and wrist in a split second. Alexander jumps into the air.

"I'll use my trump card and break the bracelet hahahaha", Alexander attempted to break his bracelet. Dann sends a Reene slash and cuts off his left hand. Alexander had a broken nose, cuts and bruises, broken wrist and fingers and bleeding out from his lost hand.

"I refuse to be killed by someone as weak as you!", Alexander screamed.

"Dude I literally just kicked your ass", Dan sat down on the ground. Alexander refused to die by his hand. So he unevenly distributed the Reene to his head, his head exploded. Blood and brain matter went everywhere even bits of skull.

Louie and Donie go to hug Dann. Donie hugs Dann longer than Louie and gives him lewd look.

"Ok.... I'm just gonna move you over here.", Dann moved Donie away from him.

"Dann you've got a lot of explaining to do."

"Cmon Louie it's hard to recall things after losing your memories!" Dann laughed, but he looked around and saw he wasn't home.

"But before I do all that, let's go back home."