327. Words are Words ~Words are Words~

"What the hell!?" asked Gabrielle, as she listened to Miguel's thoughts. "Fishy didn't die when I flushed him down the toilet!?"

"Who!?" asked Narcos.

"My pet fish," said Gabrielle. "Damn that's sad..." Gabrielle takes off his DISC from her head. 

"Did you find the memory that the Dark Quartz is looking for?" asked Narcos.

"No," said Gabrielle. "And it's not a memory he needs... He needs all their memories."

"Why?" asked Narcos.

"Their memories are their souls... Bill created a new prophecy... and had a deal with a being called the Axolotl. The being offered Bill's wish to bring anarchy into the Universe if and only if Axolotl receives the DISCs."

"Why does he want your fam's DISCs?" asked Narcos.

"The Books say that when Axolotl eats a mighty warrior's memory, he becomes a lot stronger."

"So, Bill also wants power?" asked Narcos.

"Bill wants to have a party. He wants to fuck up what makes sense to save the world from destroying itself," said Gabrielle. "He believes that messing around with reality is the only way to save it. Today, the Stardust Rangers are about to reach New York. And when they do, I'll tell the whole world about the truth."

"Hopefully, they'd listen," smiled Narcos.

"They will... They have to," said Miguel.

Quill, Eddie, Venom, Trubel, Mia, Damian, Groot, and Rocket all silently stayed in a forest, making a camp outside of Metropolis.

"Can't believe that this world's Star City never had a Green Arrow," she said, eating some rabbit. 

"I can't believe that everyone I cared about is dead in this world," said Trubel.

"How do you pronounce your name again?" asked Rocket. "True-Bell?"

"Trubel ('Trouble')," said Trubel.

"That sounds like trouble," said Rocket. "Haha! Good one, huh? Also, what is that?"

Trubel covers her cybernetic hand. "Why?"

"It's just that... I'm dying..."

"Really?"

"Yes... And if I have your hand-..."

"No, Rocket! For the last time! No!" yelled Trubel.

Rocket snickers.

"What the hell?" asked Quill, seeing a horde of dinosaurs coming their way.

"What?" asked Rocket.

"Dinosaurs..." said Quill, as he cocks his Quad Blaster. "I hate dinosaurs..."

Meanwhile...

*knock knock...*

Gabrielle opens the door. "Jack?" asked Gabrielle. "Why the heck are you in the hotel? You here to complain?"

"Uh... yeah? Could I please come in?" asked Jack.

"Oh! Sure!" yelled Gabrielle.

Jack walks inside. "Your cousin called me the N-Word! I was naggin'... and then she just said it. I was callin' her out because she kept using my mucous as a fertilizer..."

"Oh," said Gabrielle. "I'll file her for sexual harassment, then."

"Wait, what!? Did you not hear what I just said!?"

"What?" asked Gabrielle.

"She called me the N-Word!"

"S-... So?" asked Gabrielle. "I'm a Filipino. I do not know what's wrong with that... So... Want dinner?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa... Hol' up... She called me the N-Word! Could you file her with racial whatnots?"

"N-No... because that's just what we call well... people of African-descent. We literally have a region in our country that's called, 'Negros Occidental.' Two, actually. The other one is 'Negros Oriental.'"

"Stop sayin' it!"

"Why? These are... names of location?" asked Gabrielle.

"Is this some sick joke or whatever?"

"Unless you don't know world geography... No?"

"I'll report you, man!"

"I'm tellin' you, Jack! These are ACTUAL places and their NATIVE words! Their culture is literally on the other side of the world from ours! They have a way different culture! Just drop it!"

"Shut up, Jill!"

"What?" asked Gabrielle.

"Just-...! What if I call you a lil' Fl*p!?" asked Jack.

"Whoa!" yelled Gabrielle. "Well... I guess that's kinda funny." She giggles.

"What!? NO!!! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!!!" yelled Jack.

"But... I don't wanna be offended," said Gabrielle. "Hey! Narcos! He called me the F-Word!"

"Fucker?" asked Narcos. "Why I oughtta-!"

"No," said Gabrielle.

"Fat!?"

"No!"

"Is it that dumb slang Americans keep calling us? Hahaha!" laughed Narcos. "Stupid Americans..."

"Hey!" yelled Jack.

"What!? We're pretty stupid, too!" smiled Narcos.

"I'm telling Funny Valentine on ya!" yelled Jack.

"Or you could just drop it," said Gabrielle, shrugging.

Meanwhile...

"You're fucking joking!" yelled Jack. "She called me the N-WORD!!!"

"She's a Filipino! Her culture is Filipino! They don't have any concept of that being a bad word!" yelled Funny Valentine. "That's just a normal thing they say!"

"She was raised in the States!"

"No... her file says that she was raised in the Phillippines until her father served the Marines in 2041, where on 2046 she would later move here."

"Well... THIS IS THE UNITED STATES!!! SHE CAN'T SAY THAT HERE!!! SHE HAS TO CONFORM TO OUR CULTURE!!!"

"Actually... we're technically semi-colonized by their country, so I don't really have power against that because the Constitution states that words shouldn't start foolish things like grievous wars."

"WHAT!?"

"What? Do you want to start a massive issue because of something as petty as words?"

"No!"

"Then, just drop it."

Later...

"And THAT'S what happened!!! Well!?" asked Jack.

The President of Maharlica sighs. "I can't really... do anything... because that would be against the Constitution."

"BUT THAT'S AGAINST EVERYTHING AMERICA STANDS FOR!!!"

"Everything America stood for was brutally killed by Maharlican hero Miguel JoJo. Goodbye."

Jack is then grabbed by security. "HEY!!! NO!!! THIS IS NOT COOL!!! JILL!!! LEMME WOGE YOU OUT SO THAT WE WON'T GET HURT!!!"

"Honestly... I think we deserve it..."

"NOOOOOOOOO-!!!"

"I hope our head drops on the cement and we both die."

Later...

Then the other tweeters said things like...

Robert AshleyAtBobAshBobAss tweeted...

"OUTRAGEOUS!!!"

Sarah BarbaraAtSaraBarbs tweeted...

"I don't think that this person understands how awful that word is. She honestly is an awful person for saying such a thing. She deserves to be canceled.#CancelYurielleJoJo."

Dill Dickson

AtDillDickson tweeted...

"Another Gabrielle JoJo blunder.#CancelYurielleJoJo."

Jedan LigeraAtGhostPsychiatrist tweeted...

"Lmao. Why the fuck does AtJackMaroon555 have a stupid blue diamond as a profile pic?"

Haha! Why the hell do you write @ as "At."

Shut up.

Celine LigeraAtSexyPilot53861 tweeted...

"AtJackMaroon555 Stupid idiot."

Lord JoJoAtLordMarvel tweeted...

"Lol. Funny, guys. Funny. Yeah! Screw you AtJackMaroon555."

Hellsing OrganizationAtHellsingOrganization tweeted...

"Fuck you, Jack! Hahaha! Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!"

Gabrielle JoJoAtSexyReaper tweeted...

"Narcos! Stop using my work account and stop framing Rick!"

Hellsing OrganizationAtHellsingOrganization tweeted...

"Srry..."

Gabrielle JoJoAtSexyReaper tweeted...

"NARCOS!!!" 

Later...

"JACK!!!" yelled Yurielle. "YOU SAID THAT I CALLED YOU THE N-WORD ON TWEETER!? YOU KNOW THAT THAT PLACE IS PRACTICALLY A PUBLIC REPUTATION OLD WEST EXECUTION STAGE, RIGHT!?"

"YEAH!!! BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT I AM AN N-WORD!!!" yelled Jack.

"What!?" asked Yuri.

"Yeah!" yelled Jack.

"Jack..." Yuri facepalms. "I called you A NAGGER!!! Nuh... AH!!! GER!!!!"

Jack becomes silent and gets squirmish. "What?"

"I TOLD YOU!!!" Jill yelled in his head. "JUST... DROP IT!!!"

Jack gulps. "You... You did?"

Yurielle facepalms. "Is this one of your stupid fixation to get back at people!? You seriously put me on that list!? YES!!! I CALLED YOU A NAGGER!!!"

"But... I thought you called me an N-Word."

"Jack!" she facepalmed. "WHY WOULD I CALL YOU THAT!? I'M NOT A 14-YEAR-OLD FILIPINO KID ANYMORE!!! I'M A 19-YEAR-OLD FILIPINO KID!!!"

"Sorry..." Jack bows his head.

"Sorry!? WE HAD BEEN COMPROMISED!!! PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO PAY TRIBUTE TO US ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU SAID I SAID THE N-WORD!!!"

Jack gulps. "Is there by any chance that you can forgive me?"

Yurielle sighs. "Yeah. Say that you lied!" she hands Jack the phone.

"Pfft! What?" asked Jack.

"Yeah! This time... You're the one who gets canceled," said Yurielle.

"Hm?" Jack smiles nervously.

Jill laughs hard in Jack's head. "AHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, my God, yes! You idiot!"

"I'm your brother," said Jack

"Oh, fuck, you're right," said Jill.

BoBernieAtBoBernieBernie tweeted...

"LIAR!!! You're probably a sexist and there's no denying that. Anyone who denies that is sexist.Looking at you AtHeroHei!"

SongWilliamsAtSingSongy tweeted...

"Screw you, asshole! You're a sexist!!! You probably hate Asians, too!"

Sarah BarbaraAtSaraBarbs tweeted...

"I don't think that this person understands how awful being a sexist and a racist is. He honestly is an awful person for saying such a thing. He deserves to be canceled.#CancelJackMaroon."

Dill Dickson

AtDillDickson tweeted...

"Another Gabrielle JoJo blunder.#CancelJackMaroon."

Jedan LigeraAtGhostPsychiatrist tweeted...

"Lmao. Why the fuck does AtJackMaroon555 still have a stupid blue diamond as a profile pic?"

Celine LigeraAtSexyPilot53861 tweeted...

"AtJackMaroon555 Is still a stupid idiot."

Lord JoJoAtLordMarvel tweeted...

"HAHAHA!!!"

Hellsing OrganizationAtHellsingOrganization tweeted...

"Jack you jackass! Too bad you aren't a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!"

Gabrielle JoJoAtSexyReaper tweeted...

"NARCOS!!! AND THIS TIME USE YOUR ACCOUNT WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE!!!"

.AtNarcosAnastasia

"Srry..."

peterparkerAtStarWarsFanboy81962

"Not cool, dude."

Sarah BarbaraAtSaraBarbs

"Why are you here?"

Peter then deletes the tweet.

Now...

"Well!" smiled Yurielle, clapping her fingers. "That's the end of that! Now we know that we shouldn't cancel each other because people have something called HUMAN FUCKING DIGNITY and that you can't change Eastern Culture you filthy American!"

Jack bows his head.

"Just kidding!" smiled Yurielle.

"Oh, HAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Kariel.

Everyone in the group laughs.

Suddenly...

Velociraptors began charging toward them.

*thud!*

Star-Lord lands before them. He turns off his mask. "EVERYONE GET OUTTA HERE!!!"