392. Mini-Chapter: Time Adventure ~Creepy~

Finn, who is currently 17, eats some chips.

Suddenly, Finn drops a chip. He then loops time, enters an older save file, and eats the chip.

Finn, a few weeks later...

He does a flip from the top of a building and splats on the ground.

He loops time. Back to life, he doesn't do it.

Finn, a week later...

"Finn," said Gumball. "Your bear hat kinda looks stupid."

Finn turns to Gumball with silent fury.

*CRACK!!!*

Finn blasts his fist into Gumball's face, fracturing his skull.

"MMPH!!!" yelled Gumball.

Finn loops time and doesn't do this in the new timeline.

Finn, at 18...

Finn does an experiment with Princess Bubblegum.

Princess Bubblegum sighs. "Marcy's been busy with her band... God, I miss her."

"Uh-huh..." Finn ignores her. "Anyway... Where does this thing go into?"

"There..." said Bonnie, helping Finn out by combining the machine's parts.

Bonnie then turns to Finn, who is now inches away from her face.

"Y'know... Marceline really needs to open up to you more... Because... your opinions? They matter, Peebos..."

Bonnie kisses Finn. Finn pulls away.

"Whoa!" yelled Finn. "Peebs! No!"

"Yeah! Sorry... I don't-... I don't know why I did that... Ugh..." said Princess Bubblegum. "It's just that Marceline had been spending time with that Zeppeli lady and-... Ugh... It's just been so long since-..."

Finn has a disgusting realization. "Eh... What the heck..."

Finn kisses PB.

"MMPH!!! Mm..." said Bonnie, kissing him back.

He takes off her clothes, then goes on to take off his own.

Later...

PB sobs as she covers her face while facing away from a naked Finn, who is next to her under the bedsheets.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

The next week...

Jake is killed by a giant Eldritch Bird.

"JAKE!!!" sobbed Finn.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with a crying Anne Zeppeli.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn snaps Gumball's neck but doesn't kill him.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn accidentally kills Josuke in the fight against Yoshiko Kira.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with a crying Miguel JoJo.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn has ruined the Jazz Fusion's lives by accidentally telling their schools their secrets.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn accidentally critically injures BMO by dropping him in the grand canyon while the Jazz Fusion is visiting the place.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn snaps Gumball's head again but doesn't kill him.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn loses Mint in the grocery shop. Mint is then kidnapped by terrorists.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with Rick Sanchez.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with Morty Smith.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with Mercuria.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with Dark.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with each of the Jazz Fusion.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn had caused World War 3 and stands above the rubble.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn leads a rebellion against Maharlica.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is shot dead for accidentally causing 31 deaths in a mission.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn helps colonize several other universes.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with Marceline.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with Phoebe the Flame Princess while wearing Fire Armor.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with LSP.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn is in bed with Giorno Giovanna.

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn... has erased thousands of timelines...

Finn walks around downtown and drinks some rootbeer.

Finn accidentally bumps into a guy and spills rootbeer all over him.

"HEY!!!" yelled the man. "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE-!!!" He woges into a Blutbad.

Suddenly...

Finn loops time and erases this timeline...

Finn stops right before the man, who scoffs walking past him.

Suddenly...

A portal opens up and several agents walk out of it.

Rip Hunter appears before Finn along with several secret agents.

"Finn Mertens, you are under arrest for fabricating history exactly 10,000 times," said Rip.

"What!?" asked Finn.

The soldiers put a Stand-Destabilizer from behind him and cuffs him.

"Whoa! Hey! Dude!" yelled Finn.

"Rick? We've found the anomaly."

"'Rick!?'" asked Finn. "Whoa! Whoa! I know him! Tell him it's me!"

"Not your Rick! Your Rick is C-137. Surprisingly, he didn't even know about your little creepy shenanigans having sex with others' husbands and wives and cheating on your little wife."

"But they never happened!" yelled Finn.

"That's not how time travel works... You created 10,000 Earths, Mertens. Those universes have you ruining people's lives. You're like blood painted over their lives. Do you know how many universes you created? How many lives you've destroyed!? The parents who lost their children!? You're an idiot! Don't you know how timelines work!?"

"How does it!?"

Later...

"According to String Theory, developed by Hugh Everett. Basically, he thought of different universes branching out from the very first moment in history, the Big Bang. Now, what you did from every point where you looped time created another timeline branch where you ruined people's lives. When you looped time, what you did was simply leave this timeline and create a new one. It's basically kinda like the Schrodinger's Cat, so several timelines exist at the same time," said Prismo.

"Prismo... Why'd you betray me this way...?" asked Finn.

"I'm not..." said Prismo.

Note: This is actually a thing in quantum physics that I don't wanna research about but I had to so that I could write the paragraph above. Christ... that took an hour.

Meanwhile...

"I WILL KILL YOU!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I WILL KILL YOU!!!" yelled Josuke, strangling his teddy bear.

"Dude, what the heck is wrong with you?" asked Gumball. "Stop strangling that teddy bear."

"Sorry... hormones... I thought it was speaking to me..." said Josuke.

"What...!?" asked Gumball, whispering.

"Where's Finn?" asked Jake.

"Going into another random adventure without us," said Josuke. "Do we have any job offers?"

"No," said Morty, checking the PC.

"Aw..." said Josuke.

"Hey! Look at this!" laughed Patrick, making a face by putting Krabby Patties on his nipples and a ketchup smile around his belly.

Everyone laughs.

"That's so cool, Patrick!" smiled Spongebob.

Everyone goes silent.

"Dude..." said Darwin. "Our lives are so empty..."

Meanwhile...

"Here in the Hyperbolic Time Prison, you will have to be punished and trained for improvements because of years of constant destruction. The murders you caused... The heartbreak you instigated... Can all be redeemed in this place," said Rip Hunter.

"Name?" asked a 4th-Dimensional Time Cop with a testicle for its head.

Finn sees his name tag. It says, "Shleemypants."

"Uh... Finn Mertens...?" asked Finn.

"Place of origin?"

"Land of Ooo. Earth AT-1278."

"Time period of Homeworld?"

"3021. A.D. 1021 P.M.W."

The creature writes all of this down.

"Age?"

"33."

"Race?"

"Metahuman. Caucasian. Scottish-Swedish."

"Mutation?"

"Blue-Green Eyes."

"Mutant, Mutate, or Inhuman?"

"Mutant."

"Are you infected by the Standoid Virus?"

"Yes."

"Stand name and ability?"

"Time Adventure. But it can turn into Bites the Dust: Come Along With Me. I could time travel and use save files."

"Welcome, brother, to the new and improved TVA," said Shleemypants. "Now, go to that room and get cleansed for your darkness."

"TVA?"

"Time Variance Authority. After the Loki War and the Secret Wars caused by those so-called Superheroes, we had a deal with the Maharlicans to create a new and improved stabilized Multiverse. Now step in there, please."

Finn kept on staring at Shleemypants.

"The hell are you lookin' at?"

"You look like my nuts..."

"Oh! Sure! That's not racist at all! Don't you know how insulting it is that your species' genitalia is basically black face in our world!? GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE, MAN!!! Filthy Carbon-Based Third-World Life Form."

"Sorry..."

Finn enters the room.

Finn is shot with a water hose. "YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!"

"You will be punished for your crimes," said Rip. "Fifteen years of illegal activity... Will always have consequences!"

Finn is shown being whipped by several agents as he slides a large brick up a steep and slippery slope. The bring slides to the left as he is whipped to the point where he falls back to the beginning.

"Do you know how many children you bore with your own allies' wives!?"

Finn is made to blacksmith several weapons of the Old and New Gods.

"Do you know how many lives you've ruined!? Children you've left!? People you've slain!?"

Finn is made to be isolated within a strange black cube.

"Let this be a learning lesson for you! There will always be consequences for everything you've ever done! And they will one day come to bite you back in the bloody ass!"

Finn is now in his 40s as he is made to fight against wild animals in a cage for sport.

"And... After all this, you may leave, for the horrors you've faced as consequences, Finn Mertens."

Later...

Finn gets plopped back into his own universe, traumatized but back to his 33-year-old self.

"Hey, Finn!" smiled Jake. "Finn...?"

Finn is just staring in the distance, traumatized. "I learned something."

"What...?" asked Jake.

"I'm never abusing my powers again."

"O... Okay...?" asked Jake. 

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