Anne vs Wild

" Hands have been feelin pretty dry,that will not do," Anne spoke looking through her back pack for something until she pulled out a small bag,she looked inside and gasped.

" Oh my god,guys!I brought a bathrobe home and didn't even know it!O-oh ya man I can't wait to try this baby out," Anne says but looks confused as she questions what the Plantars were doing.

" Uh,you guys going somewhere? " Anne questions as Y/n runs out of the house a little nervous as she stops to listen.

" Yup,the three of us are going to camp flemington,gotta roughin it outdoors and get filthy! " Sprig exclaimed as Anne frowned." You're going without us? " Anne questions as Y/n dusts off her clothes before cough out dust herself.

" Huh? " Y/n questions since she wasn't fully paying attention to the conversation.

" Sure are,when we campers camp,we camp hard!No sense in you two coming with us and being miserable,besides it's not like you're alone," Hop pop explains.

" We know you both hate dirts,bugs,rocks,nature "

" You're both soft Anne,just like babies "" Really you should be glad you're not going with us " Hop pop concludes as Y/n and Anne glanced at each other." That's ridiculous,us?Soft? " Anne questions as she puts away her bath bomb," just because we're not Plantars doesn't mean we can't have a good time with you guys," Anne says." It's true,now take us with you," Y/n adds backing Anne up.

" Please please please! " Anne begs.

" Are you sure?I wasn't kidding when I said rough "" And I wasn't kidding when I said you two were soft "

" Of course we're sure,right Anne? "" Super sure"

" Hop pop,come on guys if they say they can handle it,they can handle it! " Sprig backs them up.

" Well,alright kids,Hop on! " Hop pop says as Y/n and Anne cheer as they get on Bessie.

" Psst,guys.Since you're coming with us, we've gotta laven you up with this gunk,only way to keep the ticks away," Sprig says wiping the gunk on Anne and Y/n's face.

" I think it went into my eyeball ," Y/n commented as Sprig proceeded to spread gunk across there faces.

" Totally not regretting this," Anne spoke.

They had soon arrived at the campsite as Sprig hopped off," can't wait to tell scary stories!The more frogs running from deranged pychopaths the better," Sprig states as Polly hope off next to him."I'm just happy to be off the farm,so much fresh air and it's all mine," Polly says taking in a deep breath before letting the air blow out sending her flying into Hop pop." I personally love the piece and quiet,a frog can really hear themselves think out here," Hop pop states as he closes his eyes.

" Well that was a mistake," Hop pop said after a few seconds.

Anne seemed to be edgy as Y/n took a stick and poked a bug that was trying to eat her shoe.

" You sure you two want to stay Anne,you can take Bessie home if you need to," Hop pop spoke walking over to the two.

" No."" Hey hey hey hey hey!How about you stop questioning our decisions and get to camping together already?Who's with me! " Anne shouts as everyone agrees.They started off with fishing as the Plantars seemed to have fairly small catches,Anne suddenly felt a fish pull her harshly making Y/n drop her fishing rod to grab onto Anne as they both were pulled into the water and swimming away for there lives.Next they started to set up there tents,Sprig had completed his with ease and Anne and Y/n stood over a poorly made small tent watching as it collapsed.Somehow it caught on fire as everyone hurried to put the flames out.They were soon carrying water,Anne stopped to scratch her back,she turned to see a giant spider on her back as she yelped," get it off get it off! " She shouts as the spider jumps on Y/n's face as she screamed before tossing it,to which the spider soon started chasing them.The night wasn't so great either as Anne's sleeping bag rolled off the hill and into a thorn bush area.Y/n quickly got up ready to help her only to accidently bump into a tree causing a nest of small bees to attack her as she fled.

In the morning,the two seemed to share the same pains as Sprig helped to ease the pain.

" Ow careful!Pretty sure those ticks cause eternal damage," Anne spoke.

" Soooo,question.Are you sure you two wouldn't be happier back at home? " Sprig asked as Y/n plucked thorns from her already messy hair.

" Seriously girls,stop tourchering yourselves,take Bessie and go home.We'll be just fine without you," Hop pop says walking over to the two.The last two words seemed to replay in Anne's head.

" Haha you're funny "" No,look,I know you it seems like we're miserable but we're not.It's just...we're not used to such easy camping," Anne states as the Plantars seem to be shocked by this." Y-ya,I mean look at all this,there's too much joy with the singing and the laughter," Y/n stepped in as she stood by Anne who smiled." I just need something a little more extreme," Anne said,suddenly a frog spoke from the bushes revealing themselves.

" SO,this place ain't extreme enough for ya? " The frog spoke.

" Uh,dang right it ain't! "

The frog started to laugh as everyone stared at him," I can take you folks to a real campsite,one where there ain't none of this kiddy stuff,no shelter no portable water," The frog exclaimed as Hop pop looked at Anne and Y/n.

" Well,will a more extreme experience make you two happy? " He questions.

" Uh..ya?"" Totally-"

" Well if Anne and Y/n want hard core than we go hard core!Lead the way Mr.....Uuhhhhhhh"

"Names Joe,Soggy Joe," the frog laughed again.

" Yeesh,can you turn down the creeps?"" No! "

It was getting late as the group followed Soggy Joe to the extreme camp campsite,

' I love regretting decisions,' Y/n thought to her self as the group came to a stop." We're here," Soggy Joe states as the look around the creepy terrifying place.

" We'll bunk here for the night,and if we're still alive....I'll take you all out for pancakes," Soggy Joe says as everyone perks up a bit.They had settled in as they all sat in front of a campfire," want to hear a tale? " Soggy Joe asked creepily.

" Uhhh "" I'm good "" Definitely not "" Hard pass old man "" Oh!Me!I love scary stories," Sprig said as everyone glares but he payed no mind.

" Gather around,and here the tale of the mud man! " Soggy Joe started as everyone seemed to look unnerved by the telling of the tale.

" 10 bucks says he doesn't come back up," Polly states.

She was wrong as Soggy Joe jumped out and yelled," just like us! " He laughed.

" Yes,the mud men fear only two things,daylight and being clean," Soggy Joe explained as he left leaving the group to sit in utter silence." Is this extreme enough? "Sprig said out of no where scaring the living daylights out of both girls.

" What no,I am loving this! "" Same,I love being scared to death "

Suddenly Soggy Joe appeared." Oh hey Sog man,you feelin ok? " Sprig questioned only to be met with a groan as Soggy Joe fell to the ground with an axe in his back.Everyone screamed as the campfire went out,Hop pop quickly brought the fire back to life," don't worry,good thing I brought my copper matches." Hop pop looked up and saw a mud man looming over him," it's the mud man! " Sprig shouted as more emerged from the mud,some with hooks and weapons.

" They're real! "" And there here for our delicious souls! "

" Oh man this is all our fault,everyone grab a torch! " Anne spoke as the group quickly grabbed something that was lit on fire.The mudman used there mud to put out the flame as they five backup hugging onto each other.

" Really wish we had some soap right now "" Heck,cleaning products! "" Anne didn't you have that bath bomb? "" Y/n you genius,everyone take cover! " Anne says as she reveals her bath bomb.

" Goodbye dear friend," Anne said pulling the tag off as she threw it into the mud,it only floated.

" Well guess we're dead "" Mmmhm "

Suddenly the bath bomb started to shake slightly as bubbles started to appear before exploding and cleaning everything in it's radious.Even the mudmen who turned out to by a group of frogs.

" The jig is up boys!"" Let's go before she throws another one of those things! "

The frogs say leaving in a hurry.The group cheered knowing they would live to see another day.

" Wow girls,guess we were wrong to doubt you two Anne,you really are used to extreme camping!" Hop pop states.

" Ya no,I'm done," Y/n finally said." Guys,I have a confession to make.This extreme camping way nonsense,me and Y/n were miserable back there,we were just trying to cover it up," Anne confessed.

" So you dragged us to this horror show for no reason!Twisted I love it," Polly states.

" I don't understand,why lie about it?Why be miserable? " Sprig questioned.

" I guess I've been feeling kind of left out lately,I'm not a frog,not a Plantar,heck!I wasn't even invited on this trip!I really like you guys and wanted to be with you," Anne said.

" I'm just emotionally attached," Y/n said putting it as simple as possible as they had a group hug.

" I don't know if it's the sweet smelling toxics or the emotions but I'm a mess," Sprig cried.

" Next time we'll include you both,even though you two may hate it."

Suddenly Soggy Joe arose from the ground as everyone screamed,he pulled the axe from his vest," hooko wee good thing I wore my axe proof vest," he spoke.

" What did I miss "" Pretty much everything "" Really "" Oh Joe there were these crazy cannibals""Oh"" They tried to eat us "" They actually turned out to be frogs"" What even is this conversation," Y/n said mainly to herself as she boredly listened to the recap.

" So that's pretty much it, you're all caught up "" Oh..."

" Sooooo,y'all wanna get pancakes early? " Soggy Joe questioned as everyone seemed more than happy.

Later on at night back at the farm they group sat at a table as Anne brought out an object from her backpack to show the others,except Y/n who already knew.

" This is how we got here," Anne stated unwrapping the cloth to reveal a box.

" Wow "" Woah "" Shiny "" It's some kind of crazy music box or something,have you guys ever seen anything like it before? " Anne questioned as Y/n listened.

" May I?" Hop pop questioned." Sure I mean it's busted," Anne stated as Hop pop took the box and examined it.

" Nope,never seen anything like it! " Hop pop concludes as Y/n and Anne looked bummed.

" Bummer "" Welp,it was worth a shot," Anne states.

" Guys,I promise, we're going to find a way to get you two home."

" Aww thanks Sprig," Y/n says." Ya,that means a lot to us," Anne added.

Out of nowhere Hop pop yawned," welp that's enough excitement for me today,I'm gonna turn in," Hop pop said leaving.

" Goodnight! " Everyone said.

Hop pop went to his room as he sat at his desk and searched through a book,landing on a page showing the box Anne and Y/n had presented,he gasped.

" It's just as I feared. "