" Did you see that sign?We've officially left the Valley!This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to anyone!Are you excited,I'm excited!You two should be more excited "
" I'm excited,it's just I have to sit still or I'll be all over the place! We're leaving an area we've been around for so long,and it's time for Ol Y/n here to start a new path of change!Mostly....not entirely...but still! "
" Ya I'm excited too,ya know there's just a lot of riding on this trip for me and I want to keep my expectations in- WOOOAH "
" It's so... prodigious! "" Amazing!Magestic!It's...hurting my eyes "" It's even better than I could have dreamed! " Sprig exclaimed hopping on Bessie's shell.
" Full speed Hop pop,keep driving and never look back! "
" Hold on Sprig,look back for a sec.Now that we're out of the valley things can get dangerous fast!Sooooo! " Hop pop said as the group found themselves inside the Fwagon as Hop pop set down a big book.
" From now on we're gonna follow Hop pop's rules of the road by me,Hop pop! " Hop pop said as everyone groaned.
" Another huge book, seriously? "" I love reading but I'm not skimming through THAT "
" You kids got a problem with books?Why, without books- "
" Our civilization would crumble to nothingness " The kids repeated plainly.
" Now,the only way we'll get to Newtopia in one piece is if we follow these rules.Like this one here,rule number 98,never strike a heroic pose on the Fwagon,it's a sign of humorous that invites disaster," Hop pop said placing down small activity books.Hop pop proceeded to close the curtains,then buckle Sprig in.
" That should keep your sense of adventure in check," Hop pop exclaims.
" Alright kids let's stick to the rules and we should have a safe and completely uneventful trip,kay thanks bye! " Hop pop spoke leaving.
" Man this stinks,all those adventures out there and we're stuck with dumb rules," Sprig said annoyed.
" Not much we can do,my dad was the same way back home,one time we drove to the Grand Canyon and didn't stop once "
" My parents hardly took me and Marcy anywhere besides their jobs,even then we couldn't do anything,it was boring anyways "
" Well if anyone can figure out how to have fun with these rules it's us "
" Newtopia here we come! "" Rule number twenty nine,NO SHOUTING!Meraders (?) will follow the sound and steal your skin! "
After a while of travelling Sprig spotted something amazing outside the window of the Fwagon and gasped.
" A Rainbow waterfall! "
" Let me see it! " Y/n said as she took out her phone and snapped a picture.
" We've got to pull over! " Sprig told Hop pop.
" Road rule number 243,all natural phenomenon lead to an unnatural death," Hop pop said closing the book.
" Bummer,at least I got a picture "
They continued on even though Sprig was clearly annoyed and upset.
" Zoom dunes! "
" Awesome! "" Alright Bessie,it's time to show the world how fast you can go," Polly said to Bessie who was ready.
" Ah uh,rule number 149,never drive faster than a June bug could fly," Hop pop said pointing to a June bug that was flying very slow.
" Heh heh,good thinking little guy," Hop pop said as the June bug landed on the ground and fell asleep,Hop pop yawned as they continued on.
" Ooo! What's that? " Anne said pointing to a diner.
" Woah, Amphibia's best Diner,okay we have to stop for- "
" Rule number 193,don't stop anywhere claiming to be the best," Hop pop said annoyed at the word best.
" But look,they have crickets and cream ice cream "
" Rule number 194,no ice cream in the Fwagon," Hop pop said as everyone started to get upset.
" Hey hey,I just enforce the rules,I don't make em "
" You did make them,theyre called Hop pop's Road Rules "
" Litterly on the book "
" Darn straight,and I stand by it," Hop pop said to the two as everyone groaned.
Back inside the Fwagon,Sprig,Anne and Y/n were sitting or standing around clearly annoyed.
" I can't take it,all of the once in a life time experiences are litterly passing us by "
" I'd much rather take a picture AND enjoy the experience then just the picture alone.It's no fun that way," Y/n spoke.
" I know,and I really wanna complain about it,but Road rule,345,no complaining,takes care of that! "
" It's so lame," Y/n said taking a picture of a beautiful field.
" RULE NUMBER 259,NO TAKING PICTURES!Some places are not ment to being captured! "
" He litterly didn't say anything about it till now,I want to go out "
" I swear to frog,if one more cool and exciting thing passes us by,I- "
" Red alert kids, we're coming up upon The Ruins of Despair! "
The three gasped as they looked out the window in amazement.
" Woah what are those weird structures "
" They look ancient,I gotta take a picture! "
" No pictures!And no one knows,they've been here long before any written history,just a mystery better left unsolved,as far as I'm concerned," Hop pop said as the three closed the window door mad.
" This place is the coolest thing I've ever seen,if I don't get out and at least touch something,I'll regret it for the rest of my life," Sprig said.
" Oh I'm getting out either way "
" Lucky for you guys I have a plan "
Anne opened the top hatch and started to act weird," hey Hp,I've never riden in a wagon for this long and I'm definitely gonna hurl,can we stop for a second? " Anne asked.
" Dang it Anne,how do humans cope with unreliable innards? Let me know when we can start moving again," Hop pop said.
" Ok thanks! "
As soon as Hop pop stopped the wagon the three bursted out and started running away.
" Hey get back here you three! "
" This was your plan?Anne you've done it again! "
" Wooo!Freedom! " Y/n said as they continued to run.
" Dang kids never listen to a thing I say,Polly,don't do anything till I get back," Hop pop said to Polly as he hopped down with his book.
The three stopped at one of the structure entrances.
" Ok,pretty sure Hop pop's onto us,so let's take some quick selfies and get out of here," Anne said as they posed for a selfie but as the camera flashed it opened the doors to the structure causing Sprig to fall in.