When To Greet A Lady

K did not expect what happened next. Ify placed her lips on his and kissed him. He asked himself if he should push her away or he should just let her embarrass herself and leave him be. His not reacting at all boosted Ify’s confidence and she began to intensify the kiss. She slowing traced her fingers around his abs. Then she moved it down to the zip of his trousers. He raised a brow. He opened his eyes as though he was the undertaker.

“What do you think you are doing?” He asked her.

“Let’s make love. Make me feel like a woman”. Ify said. K pushed her away from himself and stood up from his lying position. He asked her of she has gone mad or she ate the wrong food while in Enugu.

“What do you mean?” She asked.

“Are you asking me? Did you not listen to yourself? How on earth will fucking you make you feel like a woman? Besides, if that is the criteria fall a lady to feel like she’s a woman, then you already felt that countless times with your ex”. K said to her. Ify eyes him disapprovingly.

“Please do not bring him up again in your life”. She warned him. Then she sat up on the bed.

“Whenever we are talking about us, let it just be between us. Please no ex or whatever”. Ify said. Then she asked him if he was going to fulfill her wish or not.

“Are you doing or not?” She asked. He laughed.

“Ifeoma, do you want ten rounds? Abi na twenty you de find (Or you want twenty)? I drank some agbo (traditional medicine) at the site and all of them can make man last for six hours without taking a break. Are you ready for that?” K asked her with a smile on his face. She pulled back from her position as if she needed to get a clearer view of him.

“Are you for real or you are just playing me fool?” Ify asked him. He shrugs and lays back down on the bed. This time he laid on the stomach.

“You can as well leave if you are scared. But just in case you change your mind, I will be moaning your friend’s name while I f**K you, I will be making love to her in my mind”. K said. This infuriated Ify. She slaps his back but he did not budge.

“Bastard! I hate you!” She said walking out of the room. K stood up after she was gone. He looked down at his arousal.

“Young man, do you not recognise people anymore? Do you not know when to greet a lady and when to ignore? This lady is a no, we agreed on that, so why this nonsense?” K said talking to his aroused p**is. He walked into the bathroom, took off his clothes and stayed under the cold shower until he was calm. Perhaps it’s because it’s been about a month since he last had sex. Should he hook up with some random girl?