(NSFW) Men Talk
~ 1 Month Later ~
Martial Beast Great Emperor, Li Wu Yi and I were in the shared bath. I for one needed a good bath after a month's long workout. And the other two had some other topics to discuss. However, Li Wu Yi was rather quiet, as if he didn't want to bring up his piece of news.
"You've improved your technique quite a bit in just one month. To think you only just started, and now you've managed to create some soldiers out of that lightning of yours." Martial Beast Great Emperor laughed.
"First, it's all thanks to having a great example." I smiled, with a thumbs up and a laugh.
"I swear, every day that goes by makes me wish there was a disciple here that was worthy to marry to you." Martial Beast Great Emperor sighed.
"Martial Uncle, please. There really isn't any need to go that far. I already have 6 wives, 3 fiancés and likely another woman becoming my fiancé in the very near future. I'm content as I am, but that doesn't mean I'll just close off my heart to others." I explained with a slightly difficult look on my face.
"Now then, tell me. You aren't planning to use this as your main method of attack are you?" He asked.
"Of course not, I'm not foolish. I just wanted to add another weapon to my arsenal. My power is strong but sometimes it's nice to have a trick to get around a tough situation. And these tricks need not be mighty attacks. They only need to be strong enough to cause a distraction." I explained.
"Good, that's good. I trust you won't use what you learned for anything bad. And I'll make sure to help you again any time you want. It'll be good practice for my Monster Beasts after all. Oh and I'll be using that idea you mentioned. I hope you don't mind." Martial Beast Great Emperor said with a truly reliable tone.
"Hmm? It seems like I missed out on some good training while I was... Uhm, busy with other matters." Li Wu Yi said finally speaking up.
"Oh? That's right, I'll send some materials to you in the near future. But as I still need to refine what I wish to write down, it will take a little bit of time. I am quite busy after all. So much so I don't know when I'll get another break like this past month." I sighed, looking up towards the ceiling. Only to see a naked maid servant standing there and looking down. "Still I have to ask, what is it that makes you so quiet over there?" I said, snapping my head right back forward.
"Ah, that... Well you see, the thing is... That pill is 100% effective. Worked like a charm. I know, because Jiu Feng is now pregnant with my child. She informed me two weeks ago." Li Wu Yi said, nervously. "At first I thought the Pill would have some limits but to think it was that effective... Forget trying for a child. It is definitely guaranteed after using those pills. Though, Sir Temporal Thunder, why didn't you mention that women become a thousand times more beautiful after taking that pill!" He added, nearly shouting as he stood up, causing the maid servant to blush a bit.
"Ahahaha! You see, I haven't taken the pill myself. As it isn't something I can afford to do. Though, my wives have tried to force me to eat them from time to time. I just tell them they are beautiful and I love them. That usually gets them to stop." I laughed.
"And if it doesn't get them to stop?" Li Wu Yi asked, getting ready to take mental notes, as he slumped back down under the cover of the bath water.
"Well, if that doesn't work, then there really is only one thing left a man can do, is there not? Make your woman feel like one, enough so she won't easily forget you. That will definitely make them forget about the pill, if only temporarily." I chuckled. "In the end, it really is them who are more intimate than we originally realized. So if they are teasing you like that, it's quite likely that they are really just wanting to feel good for a while. And as a husband, you can't blame them. It is our responsibility to treat them well, and take care of their needs. Oddly enough it is because women are more inclined for intercourse that the couples plaza even worked in the first place. I have to hand it to them." I explained, with a smirk.
"Hey, you know... Would you mind leaving a few of those pills here? I..." Martial Beast Great Emperor asked, with a hopeful look on his face.
"Here," I said, pulling out a pill box. "Inside you'll find two bottles, one contains the men's pill and the other is for women. Each bottle is clearly labeled. And there are 20 of each. I hope that you and Dragon Island's 3rd Elder have a good time." I said.
"Ahahaha! You really know what others are thinking boy. Very well, I won't let these pills go to waste. Even if I can't use all of them before they expire, I'll make sure they get used, and by only the most righteous of people." Martial Beast Great Emperor said, patting my back in approval.
"Anyways, I'm afraid I must return home now. I'm sure my family is quite worried about me now. And I have to prepare to refine some more materials into my Dao Seal. I think I should be able to handle another... 2 or so. Eh, I'll go back and see how things are over at the palace." I said, walking out of the bath, using wind to dry myself off instantly. I took a step, and my clothing returned to cover my body once again.
"Good luck figuring out that situation with Wen Xue Qing, I think she's a good girl. You should consider her." Martial Beast Great Emperor added waving me off.
"I already have Martial Uncle. Thanks again for the training. I'll be sure to put it to good use. And tell Madam Jiu Feng I wish her a fruitful pregnancy." I said with a wave and then vanished from the room.