I Am David!

"Big question here, but Wait what the FUCK what kind of arts are you going to train exactly?". David was confused as he asked: "I don't understand your question." "Wait what the FUCK do you have any plans on what arts you will cultivate?" "Why are you saying, Wait what the FUCK all the time?" "That is your username. When you first became my host and I asked you for your username, you said, 'Wait what the FUCK' and you never changed it." "So all this time, my name was Wait what the fuck as far as you're concerned?" "Yes, Mr. Wait what the FUCK." "Change it." "To what would the user like to change his name?" "How about Sexy Master." "System refuses." "Wait, you can refuse." "I'm not going to call you that." "How about, master?" "rejected." "The Sexyone." "rejected." "Manly Million." "Rejected." "How is Wait what the Fuck a good username, but Manly Milion is off limits?" "System refuses to answer." "Worlds strongest." "Acceptable, WARINING user is not actually the world's strongest though and will be mocked for it." The only one who knows my username is you, so are you saying you're gonna mock me for it?" "System refuses to speak." "Why are you acting all mechanical now." "system refuses to speak." "Than why are you saying system refuses to speak." "system refuses to speak." "Whatever, just change my username to David." "Changing username to... DAVID, Change complete." "Ok, so what were you asking me before our conversation got derailed?" "System does not remember." "It's not funny anymore." "Douch, let me have fun with it." "I KNEW IT YOU WERE DOING IT JUST TO MESS WITH ME!" "So what if I was?" 

David decided not to pursue the issue anymore, as it was not worth his time. "Well, since I already have it here, I might as well see what's in that tome." David picked up the tome from the picknick basket; it was almost like a normal book, but the moment he raised it out, it began to slightly tremble like someone who had just woken up from a long sleep. "Hello there." Once the Tome heard David's voice, it suddenly froze as if it were completely dumfounded by its situation. David tried to open the book in order to read it, but the book remained shut so hard that David started to suspect the pages were all glued together with superglue. "Open up already!" It seemed like the tome woke up from its dazed state as it suddenly jolted itself away from David and tried to fly away. David quickly grabbed it again and forcefully dragged it down with him. Despite the tomes attempts if failed to resist David. In desperation, the tome tried to erect a barrier around itself, but David was already holding the tome, thus the barrier failed to properly form. It looked like David punched a beachball and now had his arm stuck inside it. "How about this, We are both stuck the way we are. So how about you let me read through you once and in return, I will not only release you, but I'll also point you in the direction of your sect." The tome shook from side to side it seemed to be a rejection. "Listen, I fought both original turtle and two of her elders for this, it's true that I took one of each of the books, but you were always the most valuable one." The book seemed to be more agitated by David's words; it clearly wanted to return home even more desperately now. David's eyes narrowed as he said. "The faster you agree to my terms, the faster you can check up on your sect, but you have my word that I killed no one." The tome didn't seem to trust him, but it had no choice, so it eventually relented. The barrier slowly dissipated as the tome gently glided downwards.

David opened the Tome with no issue this time as he began to read its contents. He made sure to read everything twice to make sure he understood everything since he would not get another chance to read the Tome. Once David was satisfied, he held the book up in one of his arms as he pointed in a certain direction in the south. "I never wanted to steal you, but back then I had no choice as my life was in danger. I intended to return you from the start, so I hope you can convey that to your master. The direction I'm pointing is the general direction of your sect. I have no GPS as my phone's out of battery, so that's the best I can do for you." David then chucked the tome into the air, and it rapidly flew away. "That tome is about as fast as one of those propeller planes." 

"System, when you talked about arts earlier today, you referred to methods of using QI?" "Yes, we refer to those sorts of techniques as arts, and arts that are used in combat are called martial arts." "So doesn't that mean I've already got two martial arts." "To my knowledge, you have zero martial arts." "So what are MMA and Krav Maga?" "What are those?" "For a all-knowing system, you don't seem to know a lot of stuff." "Are these the names of what mortals call martial arts?" "You're just guessing, right?" "HMPH!" "Fine, you guessed correctly, but yes." Ah, cultivators call 'martial arts' of that sort of combat techniques. it is more of your method of how to fight rather than an art that gives you powers." "I disagree with you, but I guess that's more of a problem between me and those snobby cultivators." "Cultivators tend to be snobby, as they often let their great power go up into their heads." "It's nice for you to side with me for once." "I'm just telling the truth."

The sun began to set as the system asked: "Have you decided on an art you want to learn?". The tome contained a few arts, all of which were connected to the fire and water elements. David shook his head as he stated: "The tome's arts aren't for me, and the way its creators view things opposes my way of doing things. At most, it can be reference material for me." "Than, how do you intend to advance?" "I'll make my own arts!" "Are you stupid? Everyone learns art's making art's is for idiots!" "Why is it for idiots? All the arts people learn were created by someone or something. Why can't that something be me?" "But it's stupid! A truly foolish endeavor! Absolutely no one does that!" "Than I will!" "Your mad!" "No, I am David!"