The blond hero in training was nervously pacing back and forth in front of the dorm door. Questions and answers swirling in his head making it difficult for him to decide if this was a good idea or not. He pulled out his phone again and reread the post about waking them up if he was calm.
What does that mean? Is he calm enough now? He paced a few more times to try and get any restless energy out before taking a deep breath and knocking on Midoriya's door. There was a long silence and he hesitated to knock again but he just couldn't take the silence anymore so he did, much louder than before.
There was some noise on the other side of the door making the now very nervous blond even more nervous and he took a few steps back just in case.
Bakugo answered the door disheveled and with his clothes hanging off of him, his hair was sticking up in places and when he forced his eyes open to see who was knocking he calmed down. "Right, right, questions," he mumbled and waved the smaller boy inside before running a hand through his hair. There was an audible click from Bakugo locking the door that made Kaminari jump but he didn't look back and quickly walked into the room and found Deku sitting up and rubbing his eyes although he was still in bed under the covers.
"Kacchan, sleep," he whined before holding his arms up and Kaminari watched as Bakugo climbed back into bed and picked Deku up to sit in his lap. The green haired boy cuddled into the ash blond's arms, thankfully he was wearing pajama pants because Kaminari didn't think he would function if Deku turned out to be naked.
"So Midnight already talked to you?" Bakugo asked after making himself comfortable again. Kaminari nodded, unsure if what had happened in his room just minutes earlier could really be called talking or not.
"Knowing the pervert she probably made it weird. What's your first question?" Bakugo yawned and Deku snuggled into his neck, obviously upset about being disturbed.
"Why is there only one top and one bottom? Why can't we be both?" Kaminari asked immediately before blushing. "I mean."
"Not so, that was a good question. A damned good one. Don't second guess yourself especially when it comes to sex. Ask about what you don't understand and I offered to answer so don't be embarrassed either," Bakugo stopped him from backing down. Kaminari was startled by the short lecture but slowly nodded anyway while waiting for the answer.
"It's not that there is one top and one bottom, people just like to classify us. You see them doing the same shit with heterosexual couples and think it's kinky when the girl is on top or some bullshit," Bakugo rolls his eyes but refocused on the question. "You can switch, the thing is that usually when you start having sex you find yourself preferring a particular position and if you're lucky your partner will prefer the other. If not then taking turns isn't a bad solution either and it makes things better in the long run just because you're willing to talk about it and try different things."
"She kept saying that it's normal, like she was trying to convince me that it was normal to like guys," Kaminari said slowly and Bakugo let out a groan.
"Fucking pervert," he grumbled. "Look it is normal, there are just a lot of nosey ass fuckers that for some fucking reason won't like the fact there will be another man in your bedroom instead of a woman. It's none of their damn business so you can just ignore those fuckers. That's why Midnight kept saying it over and over. Got it?"
Kaminari let out a long sigh. "They're just like my dad and brothers then. I don't need to worry about it," Bakugo nodded but stayed silent. Deku had opened his eyes though and looked around when he heard voices but relaxed when he saw their blond friend.
"Good morning Kaminari, sorry I'm not a morning person," Deku mumbled but both Kaminari and Bakugo smiled.
"Have you two started having sex?" Kaminari asked curiously and this woke Deku up. He blinked several times before looking back at his friend but before he could get defensive or angry Bakugo covered his eyes.
"He just got the talk and I said he could ask questions. He isn't being ignorant like Raccoon Eyes or anything," Bakugo whispered before uncovering Deku's eyes. Deku looked back at Bakugo confused for a second before giving a small nod and relaxing back into his arms.
"No, we haven't gone that far yet. Sometimes it helps us calm down or focus to kiss or just being close like this, intimate like this, but we haven't really expressed a desire for that and we won't just do something like that just because the doctors say that MAYBE it would help us. There is a 50/50 shot on it helping or not and we aren't in a hurry to find out," Bakugo answered but it was easy to see that he was irritated.
"You two kiss? Do you like it?" He asked and Bakugo hesitated to answer.
"Mhm, I like it a lot. Kacchan in my arms especially under me, I just want to cover him in kisses," Deku sighed out as if he were talking about something relaxing rather than embarrassing.
"Dedenne, don't go telling people what we've told you in here. This is personal information," Bakugo warned and Kaminari nodded quickly.
"I understand!" His back shot out as if he could sit up straight with his back arched but the sincerity was enough to make the two smile.
"Any more questions?" Bakugo prompted but the loud blond stayed quiet for a while. It wasn't until Deku was starting to doze off that Kaminari finally thought of another question.
"If I think of more questions can I come back?" He asked hesitatingly but Bakugo just smiled and nodded while Deku lightly slept against his shoulder.
"Time for us to sleep a little more. Today is when we tend to sleep in," Bakugo explained when Kaminari stood up to stretch. "It's nice to relax one day of the week." The boy left feeling much better about himself and everything for that matter. He picked up his phone and opened the class chat.
Chargezuma: I feel great and for once I don't feel confused either ☺️
Red Riot: Bro that's great! Did Midnight do that well explaining things?
Chargezuma: Oh no. She was awful. I left with more questions than when she started.
Pinky: Then how do you understand now?
Chargezuma: Kacchan and Midoriya. Well Kacchan anyway. Midoriya was sleeping most of the time.
Invisible Girl: They let you in?
Chargezuma: ? yeah? Kacchan invited me last night. Remember?
Creaty: I didn't expect Bakugo to actually answer sexual questions though.
Chargezuma: Why not?
Creaty: It's hard to explain. It's a hard subject to talk about.
Cellophane: If you were into girls I would have answered your questions but I don't know too much about boy x boy relationships.
Chargezuma: Are they different?
Mockingjay: Stop! Pikachu I love you but could we talk in private about this? Please?
Chargezuma: Did I mess up again?
Mockingjay: Couples usually talk about these things in private.
Chargezuma: I don't understand. Then why would Kacchan and Deku answer so many questions for me?
Mockingjay: What kind of questions were they?
Chargezuma: Like why Midnight kept repeating over and over that it was normal for me to like a guy. She was super weird about it.
Mockingjay: ...
Chargezuma: Or why people would be so mean about me liking a boy and not a girl.
Mockingjay: Those are the kinds of questions you asked?
Chargezuma: Yes?
Chargezuma: Wait! Did I do something wrong again? 😭
Mockingjay: NO! I just misunderstood. That's all.
Chargezuma: WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS ASKING ABOUT?
Pinky: ...
Pinky: Do we tell him?
*Dynamight is online*
*Deku is online*
Dynamight: ...
Dynamight: Why in the fuck are you putting Dedenne out like that?
Deku: You guys are really being mean to Kaminari.
Cellophane: Dude! I didn't even say anything!
Dynamight: Watching abuse and not stopping it makes you just as guilty.
Tailman: ...
Earjack: ...
Invisible Girl: ...
Tailman: I guess you are kind of right...
Deku: You guess???
Deku: Are you or are you not at UA to become heroes?
Dynamight: Deku chill. Stop. No. Stop. Deku!
Cellophane: Why does it sound like he's trying to talk down a rabid dog?
*Deku is offline*
Pinky: 😨
Pinky: guys... run. I can hear Midobabe screaming from my room.
Uravity: screaming?
Pinky: my ears are bleeding.
Can't stop twinkling: Pardon my French but
Can't stop twinkling: WHO IN THE FUCK SET OFF THE TIME BOMB IN THE ROOM NEXT TO MINE?
Cellophane: Dude. What?
Grape Juice: Run. Everyone run for your lives! Bakugo is trying to calm MIDORIYA down.
Grape Juice: who set off the fluffy time bomb?
Chargezuma: Is this my fault too? 😢
Mockingjay: Absolutely not get far away from there!
Chargezuma: ...
Chargezuma: But Midoriya just wanted a hug?
Grape Juice: You're telling me you stopped that unholy banshee?
Dynamight: I will end you. Deku had only ever defended your stupid ass where the fuck do you get off judging on any fucking thing?
Grape Juice: ...
Dynamight: Deku is fine he just wasn't really awake yet and he only caught a little of what was going on.
Dynamight: But he won't have a phone for a while thanks to him accidentally breaking his. You've been warned.
Eraserhead: Boys do I need to come check on you?
Dynamight: Why?
Eraserhead: The chaos above wasn't reason enough?
Dynamight: 🙄 Do what you want. I'm making waffles and going back to bed. You have until I get back under the covers. Once I'm under them I'm not getting back up unless it involves hero internships.
Eraserhead: How specific.
Dynamight: You barred Deku and I from them. What did you expect?
Eraserhead: I did not bar you from them. I only limited you from doing additional patrols. You must rest too believe it or not.
Dynamight: 🙄 Of course I know that. But we were fine. I am fine.
Eraserhead: Two more weeks end of discussion.
Dynamight: 😒
Red Riot: Wait. You're not being prevented from work studies, they are just not letting you do extra?
Dynamight: Big brain under that shitty hair. 😒
Red Riot: Even I know sarcasm.
Dynamight: I'm surprised you can spell it.
Red Riot: So not manly.
Dynamight: ...
Dynamight: I feel like I have to say this or you will make assumptions so whatever. Listen up all of you!
Dynamight: Deku and I are set to get married on his 18th birthday. We are not, will not, nor want to look for anyone else. We won't date. We don't want to date. We can't date.
Dynamight: So if on some level any of you think that either of us are, were, or have ever been flirting with you. You are wrong.
Dynamight: Do you understand @Red Riot @Uravity ?
Cellophane: Dude. He really just called them like it was nothing.
Pinky: Sweetheart, I have popcorn 🍿 if you want to join me.
Cellophane: Right behind you. 🍿
Ingenium: Is this really appropriate first thing in the morning?
Dynamight: Shut it Glasses. The adult is waiting for the children to answer.
Froppy: Bakugo, there is no reason to make her cry like this. Kero.
Dynamight: I don't want any misunderstandings, Frog. I don't know how much nicer I can be about the fact that Deku is mine.
Dynamight: We fight like hell but that's our business and she needs to keep her dirty ass nose out of it.
Red Riot: Bro. So. How did Uraraka ever bother you about this? I mean yeah sorry I thought maybe there was something between us but I don't think I ever stepped over any boundaries.
Dynamight: You didn't. At worst you would hesitate before going back into your dumbass bro mode and I was able to just breathe.
Dynamight: Floaty over there however keeps bringing up how nasty I am whenever she is talking to Deku. It's like she can't stop talking about me. I don't know which of us she had the hots for but it's not happening.
Froppy: And now she is sobbing. Kero. Bakugo there are nice ways to put things.
Dynamight: Better to cut it clean. No questions later.
Chargezuma: No questions? But I thought...
Dynamight: Not you Dedenne. You aren't trying to wheedle your way somewhere that you don't belong. You can ask in private whenever you have a question.
Mockingjay: Yeah, hello. Boyfriend right here.
Dynamight: If you're getting all threatened now you need to look at yourself more before you try sticking your claws into Dedenne. I will blow you up for hurting him.
Mockingjay: I can appreciate that.
Dynamight: Good.
Dynamight: Kacchan, let me have the phone! Fuck no, you still don't have your quirk under control yet. But I don't even know why it's acting up. I swear I'm being calm!
Dynamight: Being calm and actually calm are two different things Deku. But Kacchan!
*Dynamight is offline*
Chargezuma: I told Bakubro that his talk to text was on. I think they are going to sleep now. Midoriya is kind of whining about being sleepy.
Eraserhead: Going to sleep. Best thing I've heard all day.
Ingenium: Sir it's only 10am?
Eraserhead: I said what I said.
Invisible Girl: Anyone besides me notice that Mrs Midoriya and Bakugo kept quiet but watched everything this morning?
Green Demon: Was there something you wanted us to say dear?
Bomb Shelter: I didn't see anything of concern either.
Eraserhead: That reminds me ladies. Nezu was wanting to invite you for tea later today unless you only drink in the early hours of the morning.
Green Demon: I was thinking about having a cup before bed but would tomorrow morning be okay? It's a bit late now.
Bomb Shelter: I second that. Masaru and I have a deadline today at work.
Eraserhead: I will let him know.
Nezu: No need. I'm here. How does 8:30 sound?
Green Demon: Ooh Lovely. See you then.
End.