For 16 years, I have been living my second life to the fullest in one of the many Marvel universes. How do I know that? Because apparently, there is Tony Stark in this universe.
Sneaking in a missing spider in my bag was something I did not do to gain spidey powers, because I didn't want to be a part of some broken destiny bullshit.
But, someone else got bit.
My mom became Spider-woman.