Chapter 14: Hanging a Monkey King to Exorcise Evil Spirits
Wang Yue immersed his consciousness in the mall list.
The first item was a female electric toy, which was why he almost vomited blood when he saw it for the first time!
The detailed introduction was only two short sentences:
A male treasure that can harmonize yin and yang.
The design keeps up with the times.
The size is convenient to carry.
Wear it for a long time and ghosts will go away!
Exchange value:
1 merit point!
Although the function is awesome, I looked at Liu Beibei and thought, it doesn't seem suitable for her!
Then I quickly picked another male treasure! Then under Liu Beibei's expectant eyes, Wang Yue reached into his pants and took out the penis that he had just exchanged from the mall for 5 merit points.
Looking at the so-called penis on the table, Liu Beibei was speechless, and her expression when looking at Wang Yue was a little strange. "
Old Wang, are you sure you are serious?" Facing Liu Beibei's contemptuous look, Wang Yue pretended not to see it and said seriously:
"Fortune tellers never joke!"
"If you carry it with you, you can get rid of bad luck in three days.
The effect of exorcising evil spirits is valid for one year."
Looking at Wang Yue's serious nonsense, Liu Beibei felt that Wang Yue was teasing her and was a little angry!
"Huh, Old Wang, you don't think I haven't read Journey to the West, do you?"
"This is clearly a Monkey King pendant, and it only measures three centimeters."
"What kind of evil can it drive away, what kind of demon can it eliminate?"
Wang Yue picked up the Monkey King pendant and corrected Liu Beibei's words, "This is the Fighting Buddha.
Since you have read Journey to the West, you must know that the Fighting Buddha absorbed the essence of heaven and earth and jumped out of a stone."
"And have you ever seen him have sex with any woman?"
"For a virgin who has lived for thousands or even tens of thousands of years, this is more masculine than the sun.
No evil creature dares to approach him, not to mention that his skills in beheading demons are professional."
Liu Beibei suddenly realized!
It makes sense!
In Journey to the West, it seems that the Monkey King is indeed not interested in women, and he can also transform into 72 different forms, and his body can become larger or smaller.
Although it is only three centimeters now, it can pierce the sky when it becomes larger.
From this point of view, it is indeed masculine enough.
Liu Beibei gave Wang Yue a thumbs up and said:
"As expected of you, Old Wang.
When it comes to fooling people, you are definitely a professional!
There is really no better masculine thing than the Fighting Buddha, so this is it."
"How much is this?"
Wang Yue looked at Liu Beibei with a smile on his face.
"Don't be so superficial.
This thing is not about money, but about fate.
This fate is fifty thousand yuan!"
"How much?"
Liu Beibei thought she had heard it wrong, and Wang Yue should have said five yuan, so she asked uncertainly.
"Fifty thousand!"
After getting confirmation, Liu Beibei jumped up excitedly, drooling in Wang Yue's face: "Fuck, you are such a profiteer!!!"
"This thing is 10 yuan for five pieces on Ping Xixi, and the shipping is free.
You want fifty thousand, don't you feel guilty?"
Wang Yue took away the fan that was blocking his face.
Fortunately, in order to save electricity, he bought a fan to fan himself, otherwise he would be spitting all over his face now!
"Don't be so impatient all the time.
You have to think like this.
50,000 yuan for a year's insurance, 365 days a year, that's only 136 yuan a day, that's only 5 yuan an hour, that's only 9 cents a minute!"
"Isn't it worth it to exchange a few cents for peace of mind?"
"And I will refund it if it's invalid, and I will compensate you ten times if it's fake!"
"Can Ping Xixi make this promise?"
Liu Beibei suddenly felt that it was not expensive, and it was a good deal to buy peace of mind for a few cents!
But he felt that something was wrong! Just as he was about to speak, Wang Yue continued:
"Of course, if you think it's expensive, you can also rent it by day, two hundred a day, and eight thousand a month!
It's up to you!"
After saying that, he thought to himself:
This merit is priceless.
If you and I were not destined to be together, it would be reasonable for me to sell it for five million for 5 merit points!
Liu Beibei looked at Wang Yue with her big watery eyes and said coquettishly:
"Old Wang, this is still too expensive, can you make it cheaper?"
"No bargaining!"
"Hmph, then I'll rent it for three days.
If it doesn't work, don't blame me for being rude!"
In the end, Liu Beibei chose to rent it, although she felt that she was ripped off and looked unhappy!
But as long as it is proved that this is invalid, not only can she get back the money and interest, but she can also punish him well.
When she thought of the scene of punishment, she couldn't help laughing!
Liu Beibei directly transferred 3,600 yuan via WeChat and left, preparing to come back to settle accounts with Wang Yue in a few days!
At this time, the wonderful voice of the system sounded again in Wang Yue's mind: [Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the daily task, and a random diamond treasure chest will be awarded. Would you like to open it?]
"Open!"
[Ding, congratulations on obtaining the technique:
Xiaoyao Heart Sutra]
[Ding, congratulations on obtaining the Wanfa Atlas]
[Ding, congratulations on obtaining a pure waterfront villa!]
An hour ago, he was still facing the embarrassing situation of sleeping on the street, but he didn't expect to get a villa directly now!
It is estimated that at least 2 small goals must be achieved!
"At this moment, I just want to say:
life is really unpredictable, big intestine...!"
Not to mention there is also a priceless technique and the Wanfa Atlas.
This thing is too amazing.
All kinds of spells make Wang Yue excited like a 185cm big boy.
He can't wait to start studying the practice technique!
... Liu Beibei hung Sun Wukong around her neck and was about to go home.
Suddenly, she received a message from her customer, Boss Ma, "Xiaobei, my shoulder has started to ache again recently.
Do you have time to come and help me relax it?"
"Okay, Boss Ma, I'll be there in 30 minutes!" After sending the message, Liu Beibei took a taxi directly.
Soon, she arrived at the door of Boss Ma's villa.
"Ding Dong~"
The door opened, and a Mediterranean man with an 8-month-old belly appeared at the door.
"Beibei, thank you for your hard work so late!"
"Come in first!
" After that, he took out slippers from the shoe cabinet and gave them to Liu Beibei!
Liu Beibei bent down to change her shoes. Boss Ma stared into the abyss, but his best sight was blocked by a small pendant.
He couldn't help but feel a little annoyed!
Liu Beibei changed her slippers and raised her head to meet Boss Ma's sight!
Your little pendant is quite unique!"
"Oh, this, this is an amulet I bought from a master, it is said to have the effect of exorcising evil spirits!"
Boss Ma shook his head after hearing this. He had only heard of masters selling amulets, Buddha statues, and Buddhist beads...
He had never heard of selling Monkey King toys that could exorcise evil spirits!
"Haha, you've definitely been scammed. Forget it, just treat it as a lesson learned. Next time, just block this person.
If you want to calculate something, I'll recommend you an authentic master!
"Liu Beibei smiled and said nothing, and followed Boss Ma inside! "
Boss Ma, is it the same old set meal?
Full body massage?"
"Yes~"
The two walked one after the other, chatting as they passed through the living room.
The crystal chandelier on the ceiling made a crackling sound and kept flashing!
Liu Beibei stopped and looked up!
The huge crystal chandelier fell directly down!
"It's over, I'm dead~"
Liu Beibei's mind was blank, with only one thought left, that he was dead!
"Bang~"
"Ah~"
Boss Ma was so scared that he sat on the ground, watching Liu Beibei being hit by the crystal chandelier head-on, and screamed!