Chapter 29 Goudan's Story

Wang Yue decided to tell him in more detail. "Since you just calculated your basic information for me, I will calculate your basic information for you as well."

"Because you were a premature baby, you weighed only 3 kilograms when you were born."

"So your dad named you Goudan.

After all, in rural areas, the meaner the name, the tougher the life.

He hopes you can live a long life."

"But your last name is Shi, so you're called Shi Goudan.

This year?

Forget it, age is not important to you.

Height 158, weight 98, length 4, duration 3, frequency 2/day..."

When the netizens heard this, the joyful atmosphere on the barrage returned: "Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death.

At first I thought the name would be Sanjin, but it turned out to be Goudan.

Don't let me meet such a talented dad."

"Originally, the name can mean longevity, but with the last name, it's dead, damn Goudan, hahahahaha..."

"Be careful when choosing a name, otherwise it will ruin your life.

Fortunately, my dad gave me a good name: Yang Wei, which symbolizes lofty ambitions, great achievements, and heroic talents..."

"My dad named me:

Zhenxiang, Shi Zhenxiang silently floated by, woooo..."

"It's all tears if I say too much.

It's all because my last name is Wei.

My name is:

Wei Shengjin…"

"Hahaha, you are all talented fathers.

I have to admire you."

"Am I the only one who pays attention to the length and duration?

Is my mind impure?

Doghead."

… Hahaha, Wang Yue wanted to laugh when he looked at the content on the barrage.

The fathers of this year's netizens are so talented!

All the bamboo shoots on the mountain have been taken away by them!

Wu Goudan looked grim after hearing this, and said viciously:

"Did that bitch Lili tell you?"

"Huh, she dared to slander me.

I'll deal with her when I go back."

He thought it was his girlfriend who had told his secret everywhere, and he was so angry that Jill turned purple.

Wang Yue did smile:

"Have you forgotten that your girlfriend doesn't know your name is Goudan?"

"When you grew up, you felt that Goudan didn't sound nice, so you changed your name.

You thought your luck would turn, so you changed it to:

Shilai."

After hearing this, netizens said:

"It's not as good as Goudan.

Shitlai Shitlai, this guy must be constipated, so he has to be called Shitlai."

"Hahahaha, I'll give you a name:

Shi Haochi, you're welcome!"

"Shi Zhenxiang, take it.

I do good things without leaving my name." "Don't use my name, I'm Shi Zhenxiang..." "Hahahahaha, I was wrong, I didn't expect this name to be so good..."

... The barrage directly turned into a naming competition.

Goudan was not only green on his head, but also on his face.

He slammed the table and said, "You can find out this information with a little inquiry.

It doesn't prove anything."

"It can only prove that Douyin officials are really powerful.

They got my basic information so quickly and passed it to you."

Originally, Wang Yue was able to tell the other party's detailed information just now, and some people believed that Wang Yue was really capable.

But after hearing what Goudan said, they began to become unsteady and their trust in Wang Yue was shaken again.

After all, the official does have such great power.

The algorithm of big data analysis alone is impressive.

Who knows what other awesome technologies there are.

Wang Yue just smiled at Goudan's words. Hard-mouthed?

It doesn't matter.

I like hard-mouthed people the most.

"Don't worry, now that I've finished the basic information, let's talk about something more interesting."

"On the third day after your full moon, your jaundice was still quite high, and the doctor told you to get more sun, so your mother took you to an open place to get some sun.

You were crying from the sun, and then a group of pigeons flew over.

One of the pigeons that had just hatched eggs dropped a pile of shit, which hit your throat accurately and got stuck."

"Your mother was so scared that she thought you were going to die, but you just held it in for 9 minutes and were successfully rescued."

The viewers in the live broadcast room were stunned when they heard this, and then decided to let the barrage fly for a while: "Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, I said he should be called:

Shi Haochi (shit is delicious)..."

"No no no, Shi Zhenxiang is better, hahaha..."

"This pigeon was sent by the enemy..." "Mom:

Why~~~

He's just a child..."

"Pigeon:

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I just couldn't hold it in..."

... Goudan had a look of disdain on his face. He started to make up stories because he couldn't get any other information about me.

He started clapping with both hands:

"Great, so great, but why didn't I know about it myself?

You made it up, right?"

"Hehehe, it's okay.

The more excited you are about making it up now, the more excited you will be when I go to the real place..."

Wang Yue's die-hard fans in the live broadcast room showed worried expressions.

Although they listened very attentively, if it was really fabricated, they would inevitably be beaten.

Some netizens who like to watch the fun kept making trouble.

Wang Yue said calmly:

"This is simple.

Whether it is fabricated or not, you can call your mother and you will know."

Seeing Wang Yue's confident look, Goudan couldn't help but doubt it.

Could it be true?

The official is so powerful that such a thing can be obtained?

So in front of everyone in the live broadcast room, he directly called his mother and turned on the speaker.

"Hey, Goudan, why did you think of calling me?"

"Uh, I've told you so many times, don't call me by this name, I've changed it."

"You kid, Goudan is such a good name, it's easy to say and it also guarantees safety."

"Stop talking, I just want to ask, was I attacked by bird droppings when I was one month old?"

"How did you know?"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was scared to death at that time, such a big lump just got stuck in your throat, I was so scared that my whole body went limp, I thought you were going to die, I have to say your dad named you Goudan, and you miraculously survived."

"Ah~

Such a big thing, why haven't I heard you mention it."

"Oh, this, actually all the relatives know about it, and they make fun of you for growing up eating shit.

When your dad knew about it, he was afraid that you would be hurt, so he told the relatives not to mention it.

What's wrong?"

Goudan's face turned red, and he quickly said:

"Okay, I get it, that's it, I'm hanging up."

Then he quickly hung up the phone.

Goudan's mother had finally received a call from her son and wanted to chat for a few more words, but the call was hung up before she could finish her words.

She couldn't help but look a little sad.

The child didn't even call her mom when she called just now.

She didn't know if the child would be bullied outside, or if he had enough to eat...

Sigh~

After hanging up the phone, Goudan looked at Wang Yue with a heavy face.

He suddenly felt a little unsure.

Could it be that Wang Yue really calculated all this?

Wang Yue smiled mysteriously:

"Do you doubt whether this is really calculated by me?"

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet."