The Laughing Detective in Gymffiti

Lee Home

(Timmy walking into the garage)

(Timmy seeing Thomas working on a sculpture made of scrap metal)

Timmy: I don't know if you should ask you why you doing that or why you useing old metal.

Thomas: I'm working on a sculpture project for art club. For the metal part is the best thing you can find in trash.

Timmy: Your have no fear of germs do you.

Thomas: I'm anti-phobia (laughs) get it.

Timmy: Sadly yes, I'm guessing you want me to return these spray bottles to school when you forget about them.

Thomas: Forget I have a great memory.

Timmy: Is not your memory just your attention span. I think is smaller then a fly.

Thomas: I'm am insula..

(Tv show coming in the other room)

Thomas: Oh my favorite detective show is coming on.

Timmy: I wouldn't think of you as you as detective fan.

Thomas: Oh course, I'm kind of detective myself. I even found the lost remote.

Timmy: Aren't you one who lost it.

Thomas: At Least I'm not in the room all day. What do you even do in there

Timmy: Something I don't want to talk about.

(Timmy walking away with the spray cans)

Thomas: Even when his private he still straight to the point, he could get a job as a pencil sharpener(laughs).

Next day at Madison high school

(Thomas and Timmy walking in the hall)

(Alex walking near them)

Alex: Hello Lee men.

Timmy: Hey Alex.

Thomas: Still using the British accent huh.

Alex: Nothing wrong with a little dramatics. Especially with geniuses like me and your brother.

(Thomas sneezes)

Thomas: Is that why you cover with feathers like a pillow.

Alex: That just price to pay when you training to be a bird trainer.

(Freddie and Mark running pass them)

Thomas: Wow where's the fire.

Freddie: Something happened in the gym.

Gym

(Gym cover with graffiti)

(Everybody looking around)

Thomas: Looks like someone had blind paint ball in here.

Brian: WHO DID THIS.

Freddie: Look the rope is painted green.

Mark: Are you sure is paint.

Thomas: Yes is green paint, I should know.

Brian: You did this.

Thomas: No just seemed to me the person who did this new a thing or two.

Timmy: His telling the truth Mr. Brian, he was still home when I left the house to return those paint cans.

Brian: Paint like the same that painted the gym.

Timmy: Well probably similar to those, why.

Freddie: Are saying you did this.

(Everybody looking at Timmy)

Thomas: Well I haven't seen people jumped up since I kicked the bucket joke, not bested joke. But real joke is that you think he would do this.

Freddie: Yay, Timmy doesn't even have a problem with gym.

Timmy: Well I did have a disagreement with gym teacher about the safety of the rope climb.

Mark: Not the time dude.

Brian: Timmy tell the truth did you do this.

Timmy: No sir.

Thomas: Mr. Brian my little brother seem as emotionless as robot, not even cool robot, but he never tells a lie. Even when you want he too.

Timmy: What Dad ask why you got a job as bowling alley.

Alex: I agree, Timmy Lee is to smart and responsible to do this.

Brian: Then what did do after returned the spray cans.

Timmy: I can't tell you that.

Mark, Freddie, and Thomas: WHAT!

Brian: What do you mean you can't tell me.

Timmy: Is private information and I don't want to share to the public.

Thomas: Bro, I get you like to keep to yourself but you have tell him what you did.

Timmy: I won't.

Brian: Then you will expelled.

(Everybody scaped)

Thomas: Not if I have something to do say about it.

Mark: What do you mean.

Thomas: I mean I will figured out who really did this.

Freddie: Since when you are a detective.

Thomas: Starting now.

(Thomas pulling out a hat and on his head)

Thomas: My friends and family call me Thomas but the crooks who I put in bars call me the laughing detective.

(Hat covers his eyes)

Freddie: You're doomed.

(Few minutes later)

In The Hall Way

(Thomas, Timmy, Mark, and Freddie walking in the hall way)

Thomas: Freddie and Mark you will be assistant on my case.

Freddie: Assistants?

Mark: Why because we brave and smart.

Thomas: No because neither of you are smart enough to pull this of and not get caught.

Freddie: Is that hat messing with your head.

Thomas: Detective work is nothing to joke about.

Timmy: Today is a strange day.

Mark: Where are going anyway.

Thomas: The gym was spray painted so if wasn't Timmy theirs only one other place to get spray cans in the school. The art room.

Freddie: It took you that long to figure that out detective.

Art Club

(All four them entering the art room)

Mark: Where is art teacher.

Thomas: She's out sick, Sarah in charge of art room while she's away. We have to ask her questions.

Freddie: I got this, I have way with woman.

Mark: This might be bad or entertaining.

Sarah: Why are you here.

Freddie: Do I need a reason to see a pretty girl like you.

(Sarah throws water on Freddie shirt)

Mark: Well at least it was water this time.

Thomas: Let me talk to her.

(Sarah blushes when Thomas comes over)

Sarah: Hey Thomas I didn't you would be here so soon.

Thomas: Sarah I know it sounds weird but we need to ask some questions.

Sarah: No, you can ask me anything.

Freddie: That hat must be magic.

(Few minutes later)

Thomas: Sarah said she wasn't here when Timmy returned the spray cans and no one could come in because she locked the door.

Freddie: Wait so how did Timmy get in.

Timmy: I went in the office and woman at the desk has spare keys for every room.

Mark: So Timmy still might be guilty.

Thomas: No it means the real guilty man could have stole one of the keys after Timmy. The case continues.

Mark: Not a bad catchphrase.

(Thomas notices a feather on the floor)

School Office

(All four them talking to Betty)

Betty: Of course I remember giving you the key.

Thomas: Yes, a alibi.

Betty: But I don't remember you giving it back to me.

Timmy: You were on the lunch break so I put on your desk here.

Betty: I haven't seen it on here and I know this desk like the back on the hand.

Freddie: Dang it.

Thomas: What about the security cameras.

Mark: Great idea.

(Betty trying look at camera files but their deleted)

Betty: They deleted.

Thomas: Who could do that.

Betty: Well I'm the only who supposed to have the code to delete them but since Timmy helped out so much I gave him the code.

Brian: That's all I needed to hear.

Thomas: Principal Brian we need more time.

Brian: Is too late. Face it Thomas your brother is a liar.

Thomas: Timmy just tell me what you did after returned the spray cans.

Timmy: I can't.

(Brian takes Timmy away)

Freddie: I know Principal Brian is not bad but he can be a bird brain sometimes.

Thomas: Bird brain.

(Thomas looking at the desk and finding something desk)

Thomas: Freddie you may be the best detective assistant I had.

Freddie: Thanks, why.

Gym

(Everybody in the gym)

Brian: Thomas why did bring all of us here, we all now you brother did this.

Thomas: No, because I know who did this, Alex Nathan.

Alex: What I never would do anything so bad, I'm to smart for that.

Thomas: Yes you are smart, smart enough to figure out Timmy schedule and smart enough to figure the Betty's code with her care free personality.

Brian: He's right, she can't really keep a secret.

Alex: Mr. Brian you can't believe this he still doesn't have proof.

Thomas: The proof is in your usual activities like you bird training, which covers you with feathers. like theses.

(Thomas holding the feathers)

(Everybody scapes)

Thomas: I found these in the art room and office.

Freddie: Thanks to my hint.

Mark: You didn't even realize what you were saying.

Alex: You can't believe this I'm one of the smartest kids in school and I would now the consequences of such actions.

Thomas: Yes smart but not smart as Timmy. You would get  A on the test he gets A+.

(Alex getting mad)

Alex: Stop it

Thomas: When you get a nice job from the teacher he gets a awesome job.

Alex: I said enough.

Thomas: Doesn't it make you go crazy, feel pathetic, useless, a MORON.

Alex: Don't dare say that or I'll do something worse to you then what I did to your brother. 

(Everybody shocked)

Alex: Well played.

Timmy: But why, I thought we were friends.

Alex: That's why intelligence is wasted on you, it should to belong to people who do anything to get what they want.

Thomas: No, it is his kindness that makes him a trustworthy student, friend, and best brother anyone can have.

(Freddie tears up a little)

Mark: Are you crying.

Freddie: No I'm just allergic to feathers.

Brian: I'm sorry I accused you Timmy, to apologize I will let you name Alex punishment.

Timmy: How about you let him off with a warning.

Mark: What why.

Timmy: I don't hold grudges, I am too smart for that.

Thomas: That's my little brother.

Brian: But he still bein detention for the next few months and you will be cleaning the gym by yourself.

Thomas: Looks like I close the book for this case or should I say the bird cage.

Freddie : Wow Thomas I'm impressed.

Mark: Yay your awesome detective.

Timmy: You can say that again, you saved me.

Thomas: Is what big brothers do, but can you just tell what you did after got home.

Timmy: I'll show you.

Lee House

(Timmy's room)

(Timmy showing his book)

Thomas: You finished you book.

Timmy: Yay I even put your character drawings in it. I like to keep writing private so I don't tell people.

Thomas: Your secret safe with me.