Drunk Teacher

After waking up completely refreshed the next day, Felix found that his comprehension on the Dao of Chaos had increased. But it was very less making Felix understand how slow and tedious it would be to learn Dao. 

Once he woke up and took a bath, Felix used the Yang Dao Embyro which he received from the system. 

Just like when he watched Evangeline, Felix sat on the floor and willed the Dao Embryo to show its greatness. Soon his body was covered in pure white strands of Yang Dao, after which every single inch of him was remade to become perfectly compatible with Yang. 

Due to this not only could Felix now learn the Dao of Yang without trying too hard, since his body went against the heavens and changed from its natural structure, Felix could learn the Dao of Chaos faster as well. 

After all his body which was made purely of Yang could be considered as Chaos to the heaven and earth since his body was not something which went along with the Order it maintained. 

... 

Once Felix's body had completed the process of being remade, he didn't just sit around and try to comprehend Dao, but felt his cave abode to try and see if he could meet the so-called self centred head teacher of the Mountain of Chaos. 

Walking outside his cave, Felix looked above and found the door on the cave above him wasn't shut like it was yesterday, but was opened. 

Immediately he made his way up, but found that no one was inside the cave abode. Therefore he thought up of two possible scenarios. 

One, she either went down the mountain. Or two, she went up to the peek. 

Looking down, Felix shook his head and started walking towards the peak. Even if the head teacher wasn't there he'd take his time to enjoy the scenery. 

However even if he went down the mountain, there was no guarantee that he'd find her. And the trip was so long that he didn't want to end up just running all over the mountain. 

Arriving at the peak didn't take long since his cave was very close to it after all. 

Just like he expected sitting at the edge of the peak with her legs dangling off of the mountain was the woman he was looking for. 

But before he went near her, Felix saw around him and noticed that the remaining Mountains of Dao were a tad bit smaller in size than the Mountain of Chaos. 

Not thinking about this too long, Felix sniffed the air which had the scent of mild flowers and honey in it, making him feel perplexed since there were no flowers anywhere close by. 

However Felix soon found the source of it, and it was coming from the white coloured bottle the brown haired women was holding. 

"Drinking so early in the morning?"

As Felix commented and sat a little further away from the woman, she lazily glanced at Felix after which she went back to drinking. 

"What business is it of yours concerning when I drink?"

"Of course it's my business. You're supposed to teach me the Dao of Chaos aren't you?"

Not saying anything for a few seconds, the woman took a few more sips from the flower wine. 

"Why do you want to learn Dao kid? Just so you could live long?"

Looking straight into Felix's eyes she said with lazy eyes, "It's better to spend a short and happy life, instead of a long and weary one. Trust me."

Unfortunately, Felix wasn't listening to her words, because his eyes were completely focused on her breasts. 

All because her boobs were so big that Felix had drooled from the first time in a long while. 

Just as Felix was feeling his throat turn dry from looking at the woman's huge breasts, the woman pointed at Felix with two of her fingers. 

"Hey! Eyes up here!"

Nodding his head absentmindedly, Felix continued to look at her boobs while licking his lips. 

Having always been someone who loves breasts, and appreciates the big ones, there was no way Felix would be satisfied with just looking at them.

Unfortunately, he couldn't even touch them right now, because even though she looked like a drunkard, since she was the head teacher of a mountain. 

"Keep staring at them any longer and I'll throw you off this cliff kid."

"Kid?"

"Humph! You think you're a big shot just because you ascended the Spirit Realm before reaching twenty years? Once you've lived for as long as I have, not many things surprise you."

"Just out of curiosity, how long have you lived?"

"Don't you know its rude to ask a woman her age?"

Enjoying the dumbfounded expression on Felix's face, since he didn't expect her to change her tone and behaviour so suddenly, the woman laughed freely.

"Its been so long, that I no longer remember when I was born. But I know that it has been at least a million years."

As Felix's eyes turned wide as saucers, she drank a little more of the wine and said, "I'm a Kun Peng after all."

Saying so she got to her feet and turned around to leave. But before that, she put the bottle in her hand down with a smile on her face.

"Consider this as a gift to you for letting me enjoy this small conversation. Let's talk some other time, you're pleasing to both the eyes and ears."