I knew trying to do a ritual I found online was a terrible fucking idea. I mean what fucking idiot looks at a shady website with hentai ads popping up every thirty seconds and goes;
“I bet the spells and rituals on this website are totally legit and will definitely work as advertised.
That idiot was me…”
-Excerpt from Chp 1
Winding up in the body of Slytherin’s basilisk is about as weird as it sounds. Unfortunately that is Henry’s reality after trying to perform a ritual he finds online.
Fortunately he’s the protagonist of a trashy fanfiction, which gives him godly luck, indestructible plot armour, and the limitless potential to bag every redhead babe in the multiverse.
Follow him on his journey through different worlds as he avoids his responsibilities, shirks his duties, and ruins timelines just as all things should be.
*welcome to the fever dream*
WARNINGS: Rated PG-13 for strong language, shitty humour, suggestive themes, and the occasional use of non-PC terms. This is also a fanfic, written by a college dropout who was too lazy to go to school during the RONA.
*DO NOT EXPECT JRR TOLKIEN LEVELS OF WRITTEN ART.*
PS. I started writing this story with zero direction and absolutely no ‘script’. Some things will definitely get retconned in the later chapters either because I forgot, or I just felt that the story needed the change.
PPS. This story has multiple POVs but mainly a 1st person POV centered around the MC. If that is not your cup of tea, no one is holding a gun to your head forcing you to read this you donut.
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decirle a los personajes que son ficticios y que no eres de su mundo es una de las cosas menos inteligentes que puedes hacer. drop
Gonna toot my own horn… I’m not the greatest writer in the world but I know I can make people laugh and that’s enough for me. It’s a multi-crossover fanfic, it ain’t that deep. If you want to waste some time and laugh a little, give it a read.
the story background is excellent but the mc personality wise is not good at all i mean being in denial for more than hundred years and treating everything as a joke
Really cool concept, and the grammar and writing style are excellent. That said, things move way too fast, and there is significantly more telling than showing. Everything very conveniently ends up in MCs favor, including finding a ritual that shifts him back and forth between human and basilisk at will a few paragraphs after he woke up as a snake. I had high hopes, but that promptly dashed them.
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I haven't read the story yet, but I'm giving it 5 stars because of Jormungandr being the books cover. Though I do wonder, is he Jormungandr, or does he ever become him?
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it's great, if you shut down your brain and read it. I can only say the author is just winging it and going with the flow, he writes anything that comes to mind without planning.
The writing quality is great..I like the story but the MC becomes annoying sometimes.He asks Van Helsing and his group to sit and talk but the next second starts chopping hands 😂
I had zero expectations going into this book, but it’s hella good
to be honest when i started reading i wasn't sure what to expect, but when i realized i already finished the 15 chapter , so i think its worth to read it ,its very fun and defo makes me laugh quite few times hope to see more , and thank you for the good story ^^
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honestly , I ain't gonna lie, it was sorta interesting . I mean, I was always looking forward to it but then you had to make him go to highschool for rias??, that just turned me off. especially when he just became a dad and has another child incoming it just felt too forced, rushed and stupid. I'm not trying to badmouth you or anything it's a really nice book, it's just that , I felt that the story went downhill from there...
truly an interesting story I like how it can go to the main world and go on vacations to other worlds it would be interesting to go to charmed