Zoshaz

I know I'm lazy and this must be a dream for most...but c'mon no food no water?! 
Ahhh...it makes no difference if I think now or later right?
Back to bed I go!
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I unusually woke up early and I unusually got out of bed without thinking twice.
Without any thought I put my hand on the doorknob and twisted it -huh-
Another twist -why isn't it opening?-
I tried a little harder and then started panicking: no one was home, my parents had left for vacation two days ago, how could it be locked?
I started trying to force it but I was never that strong to be able to do anything, and I certainly didn't want the knob to come off.

I went to the other side of my bed, next to my computer, on my desk was my phone.
It was fully charged, but then the next problem came up.
Before I could even notice there being no signal, I saw outside my window and uttered the most cliché words -w..what?...this has to be a dream!-
It was pitch black, not the "it's late night with no light source dark", it was empty space kind of dark, there was "nothing".
Before I could even panic, I knew, that this would be my survival story.

Survival Guide of the Lazy

I should introduce myself, I'm a 22 years old prodigy shut in, or something like that would be pretty cool, right?

Nope~ your average asocial being who just woke up one day and found out they were stuck in their room.

I'll just go back to bed and figure it out later ofcourse!

Honestly, it was quite the predicament.

I mean, I can't even go out of my room you know? What am I supposed to do for food?

Last forever with this pack of chocolate snack and a bottle of water?

And what about my other... needs?

Nope, I'll leave it to the future me!

I can't even tell day from night anymore but my phone says it's 20:00. I must have been shocked, I don't usually nap.

I checked both my phone and PC.

I'm getting electricity so that's a start.

It's a little weird. WiFi's working but any text message or comment anywhere doesn't send.

And so, I thought: I'm not religious but God must be playing with me, as if recent events weren't enough, now my life is TRULY over.

Why did those have to be my last words to him?...

I should have died..maybe I would have had a chance at those cool Isekai's or reincarnation, who knows?!

But now I have to starve and face my thoughts full of regret. No, I refuse.

I stared at the window next to me, looking not outside but at the rope I kept there behind the curtains.

It's not like a system screen will just suddenly appear to level me up or something, this isn't one of those manhwas...

A blue screen lit up my eyes as I muttered those words.

Ofcourse it's something outrageous like...huh?

DAY 0 - Stuck