Survival Guide of the Lazy

I know I'm lazy and this must be a dream for most...but c'mon no food no water?!

Ahhh...it makes no difference if I think now or later right?

Back to bed I go!

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I unusually woke up early and I unusually got out of bed without thinking twice.

Without any thought I put my hand on the doorknob and twisted it -huh-

Another twist -why isn't it opening?-

I tried a little harder and then started panicking: no one was home, my parents had left for vacation two days ago, how could it be locked?

I started trying to force it but I was never that strong to be able to do anything, and I certainly didn't want the knob to come off.



I went to the other side of my bed, next to my computer, on my desk was my phone.

It was fully charged, but then the next problem came up.

Before I could even notice there being no signal, I saw outside my window and uttered the most cliché words -w..what?...this has to be a dream!-

It was pitch black, not the "it's late night with no light source dark", it was empty space kind of dark, there was "nothing".

Before I could even panic, I knew, that this would be my survival story.