Zoshaz

I know I'm lazy and this must be a dream for most...but c'mon no food no water?! 
Ahhh...it makes no difference if I think now or later right?
Back to bed I go!
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I unusually woke up early and I unusually got out of bed without thinking twice.
Without any thought I put my hand on the doorknob and twisted it -huh-
Another twist -why isn't it opening?-
I tried a little harder and then started panicking: no one was home, my parents had left for vacation two days ago, how could it be locked?
I started trying to force it but I was never that strong to be able to do anything, and I certainly didn't want the knob to come off.

I went to the other side of my bed, next to my computer, on my desk was my phone.
It was fully charged, but then the next problem came up.
Before I could even notice there being no signal, I saw outside my window and uttered the most cliché words -w..what?...this has to be a dream!-
It was pitch black, not the "it's late night with no light source dark", it was empty space kind of dark, there was "nothing".
Before I could even panic, I knew, that this would be my survival story.

Survival Guide of the Lazy

I didn't have a moment to think about whatever happened, I ran outside the door to take care of my business.

Ehm, now that the WC was unlocked (why does this sound like I'm in a game?), a really important matter was taken care of that might not be so obvious!

It feels a little icky but the tap water is drinkable, so I can refill the empty water bottles I have.

The shower is a plus, although I'd rather have unlocked the bathroom furthest from my room so I could get in the tub.

-Today's efforts call for a nice drink! I have sugar and salt and lemons, and all the water to spare. -

-I wonder why or HOW water is still running, but I guess it's the same as electricity, some things really don't make sense.-

-Anyhow, here's my awesome lemon recipe!

Fill your glass with water, add in half to a whole lemon worth of lemon juice, a few spoona of sugar and very importantly...salt!!-

-It's extremely important or it won't taste good at all!-

-I must be going crazy already talking to myself...then again I'm always doing that in my head, might as well say my thoughts outloud so I don't forget how to speak-

I smiled to myself as I stared at the glass.

One of my laws of survival: snacks and drinks must be made with minimum effort, any hack that decreases labor is a great hack!

Like using an empty bottle to shake your drink to mix it properly and drink straight from it!

That's how I always made instant coffee hehe..

There's no dishwashing required and it makes great foam!

I say that but I'm pretty decent at cooking and baking or really anything.

It's just that though, decent.

Back to where we left: after my drink I went back to my room and let myself fall in my bed.

Hugging my pillow I stared at my phone and decided to not think about today's events, after all it'd make no difference.

-My life's always been out of my hands, all I have to do is accept it and all will be okay. As always.

DAY 2 - Lazy time (Bonus)