Slime Theater: first scene; Good aventurier, Good luck

*Hmm hello everyone. I'm specifying because I could be attacked for being anti-feminist because "all" doesn't have an "e" at the end. This world is incredible. And yes, I'm back, your narrator prefers all of Time.

"..."

*Well without further ado, let's get back to the heart of our story. So where did they stop?

"She ignores me too"

*Oh the attack of the group of adventurers on the slimes of the plain. An important turning point for our beautiful story.

"You ignore me, it's dangerous. You're going to pay dearly for it, little sister."

*Shut up, I'm not your little sister anymore. You dared to make fun of me so leave me alone.

"Oh how cute she is when she gets angry. So gullible, so head on air, you are well worthy of being my adorable but naive little sister."

*I don't care what you think of me.

"But it's your fault. I remind you that we read this chapter on April 1st of the year. You know what we say on April 1st? April Fools."

*I don't see any fish here. It wasn't even funny. I made a fool of myself in front of big brother by thinking that he had excluded me from the game. I don't see what's funny about that.

"Well, you're ridiculous, come on"

*Tsss in any case, you can forget about your shota and hardcore milf scene. And to think that I had put ugly bastard just for you.

"Huh? Don't do that."

*I'm going to embarrass myself.

"Please"

*My opinion is taken and irrevocable. On that, I start the chapter.

"It's going to end badly for you"

*In this large and gigantic plain filled with grass wet by the passage of pouring rain, a small group of adventurers composed of three girls and two boys had just arrived, well equipped. The youngest of the five was a young boy with brown hair and a helmet on his head. A kind of protection for the forehead and the sides of the face. I don't know if we can call it a helmet, anyway, from his head to his feet, he wore weapons, a breastplate on his blue outfit and a gauntlet in addition to leggings on his boot and a sword at his waist.

*Near him stood a magician wearing a gray cape and a pointed hat over a pretty little sexy and quite provocative dress. She had long purple hair going down to her back and pink pupils. Near her stood a priestess dressed like a priestess with a scepter and a large hat on her head and next to her was a warrior with a very muscular body, dark skin and short red hair. She had a thin armor that did not cover her body enough and let her body and skin and especially her abs appear in concrete. Chocolate bars. And near her was an elf and his bow. A man with pointed ears and very long green hair in addition to a great beauty.

*This troop of adventurers arrived on site and as soon as they arrived, the boy threw himself into the plain charging at the slime with his sword and shouting

- The one who kills the most wins.

- Neo waits and does not rush alone, head down.

*The young warrior shouted when the other magician girl, with sparks in her eyes and an uncontrollable desire to go wild, said

- Waaaaah there's a lot of slime. Say, can I go too? Huh, can I? Say yes, say yes.

*The warrior looked at her, sighing before answering

- Yes but...

- Great!!!! She shouted before rushing into the plains.

- Hey but wait. Lifa!!!

*The young girl had already left, leaving the others behind.

- I swear, they really don't listen to anything. Neo, you idiot, I remind you that you're the leader of the group anyway...

- It's okay, let them have fun. They're just slime after all. We're not going to make a big deal out of it, are we? The elf said in a calm and collected voice.

- Hahaha plus I'll be there to heal them if needed. Added the pretty little priestess

- I know but...

*Was going to answer the warrior when she saw Neo slicing the slimes with his sword. Whether in groups of two, five or ten, he didn't miss any of those he caught while running and without exception, he passed them all with his sword

- Neo idiot, I remind you that the client wants them alive. Haaa what a team, I swear. Okay you two, let's get moving otherwise we won't get anything at this rate.*Hmm hello everyone. I'm specifying because I could be attacked for being anti-feminist because "all" doesn't have an "e" at the end. This world is incredible. And yes, I'm back, your narrator prefers all of Time.

"..."

*Well without further ado, let's get back to the heart of our story. So where did they stop?

"She ignores me too"

*Oh the attack of the group of adventurers on the slimes of the plain. An important turning point for our beautiful story.

"You ignore me, it's dangerous. You're going to pay dearly for it, little sister."

*Shut up, I'm not your little sister anymore. You dared to make fun of me so leave me alone.

"Oh how cute she is when she gets angry. So gullible, so head on air, you are well worthy of being my adorable but naive little sister."

*I don't care what you think of me.

"But it's your fault. I remind you that we read this chapter on April 1st of the year. You know what we say on April 1st? April Fools."

*I don't see any fish here. It wasn't even funny. I made a fool of myself in front of big brother by thinking that he had excluded me from the game. I don't see what's funny about that.

"Well, you're ridiculous, come on"

*Tsss in any case, you can forget about your shota and hardcore milf scene. And to think that I had put ugly bastard just for you.

"Huh? Don't do that."

*I'm going to embarrass myself.

"Please"

*My opinion is taken and irrevocable. On that, I start the chapter.

"It's going to end badly for you"

*In this large and gigantic plain filled with grass wet by the passage of pouring rain, a small group of adventurers composed of three girls and two boys had just arrived, well equipped. The youngest of the five was a young boy with brown hair and a helmet on his head. A kind of protection for the forehead and the sides of the face. I don't know if we can call it a helmet, anyway, from his head to his feet, he wore weapons, a breastplate on his blue outfit and a gauntlet in addition to leggings on his boot and a sword at his waist.

*Near him stood a magician wearing a gray cape and a pointed hat over a pretty little sexy and quite provocative dress. She had long purple hair going down to her back and pink pupils. Near her stood a priestess dressed like a priestess with a scepter and a large hat on her head and next to her was a warrior with a very muscular body, dark skin and short red hair. She had a thin armor that did not cover her body enough and let her body and skin and especially her abs appear in concrete. Chocolate bars. And near her was an elf and his bow. A man with pointed ears and very long green hair in addition to a great beauty.

*This troop of adventurers arrived on site and as soon as they arrived, the boy threw himself into the plain charging at the slime with his sword and shouting

- The one who kills the most wins.

- Neo waits and does not rush alone, head down.

*The young warrior shouted when the other magician girl, with sparks in her eyes and an uncontrollable desire to go wild, said

- Waaaaah there's a lot of slime. Say, can I go too? Huh, can I? Say yes, say yes.

*The warrior looked at her, sighing before answering

- Yes but...

- Great!!!! She shouted before rushing into the plains.

- Hey but wait. Lifa!!!

*The young girl had already left, leaving the others behind.

- I swear, they really don't listen to anything. Neo, you idiot, I remind you that you're the leader of the group anyway...

- It's okay, let them have fun. They're just slime after all. We're not going to make a big deal out of it, are we? The elf said in a calm and collected voice.

- Hahaha plus I'll be there to heal them if needed. Added the pretty little priestess

- I know but...

*Was going to answer the warrior when she saw Neo slicing the slimes with his sword. Whether in groups of two, five or ten, he didn't miss any of those he caught while running and without exception, he passed them all with his sword

- Neo idiot, I remind you that the client wants them alive. Haaa what a team, I swear. Okay you two, let's get moving otherwise we won't get anything at this rate.

* It was then that the team of adventurers threw themselves into the plain, dispersing to cover as much of the area as possible. The elf went further south. With the help of his bow and arrows, he managed to pierce several slimes one by one without killing them. His arrows pierced the slimes without killing them. He was content to paralyze them before capturing them. He then put them in his bag next to him. And he loaded his bow again before shooting four arrows at the same time and catching four slimes in one go.

* To the east was the warrior who rushed at the slimes to hit them with the back of her enormous sword to stun them before picking them up and putting them in a vial at her belt. She did this every time to catch some alive. To the west was the magician who raised both hands and cast a sort of incantation. The heat began to be felt in front of her palms and closing her eyes, she pronounced

- Elemental ball! She shouted before adding

- Fireball! Windball! Dustball! Water and lightning ball!

* She created five small elemental balls around her before sending them on slimes. The fireball exploded a fleeing slime that was scattered into pieces. The windball sent another one flying very far and who ended up dizzy and unable to flee. The dustball exploded on another one that was just hit with a cough and a little lost with dust in the orifices. The waterball penetrated the body of a slime without causing it any damage and the lightningball grilled one of them in one go. The girl, happy and proud of herself, shouted

- Yes!!! I got them!

- What the hell are you doing? Stop wasting your energy and use your head for once. The warrior shouted

- It's just that it's too easy to hunt slimes hahaha I'm having fun like a child.

*Despite the other's warning, she continued to cast all sorts of magic spells at will while running after the slimes like a little girl. The priestess looked at her smiling and thinking

- It looks like everyone is having fun. Maybe I should get involved too.

*She then rolled up her sleeves and turned to the little slime behind her with a sweet smile before saying while bending down

- Kitty kitty kitty, come here little slime.

*She knelt down and held out both hands to the slime that remained motionless.

- That's it, come see auntie.

*When, the slime all smiles, jumped before hitting her in the face and sending her on her ass to then roll on her head before running away. The shocked girl, with her red nose, had tears on her face before starting to cry

- Whaaaaaa haha ​​she broke my nose. Haaaaaahaha yet they told me that slimes were always calm and peaceful. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*The warrior looked at her with a desperate look saying to herself

- What possessed me to join this team of breakers?

*The elf's arrow then crossed the grass to come and pierce a slime near her. The elf approached her smiling and saying

- Don't worry. As long as you and I, ensure the supplies then everything is fine. And then, it's because you too recognized the potential of this team that you joined it just like me.

- That's true but they still have a hell of a way to go to become real adventurers. However, I admit that they have incredible potential and especially our leader. The younger brother of the one who could have been a heroine.

- Indeed, his sister herself agrees to say that he has much more potential than her but it's not that yet.

*The elf said while looking at Neo, the little swordsman who was rushing between the slime with his sword blows. His blows were powerful, fast and controlled. It emanated from his person and his postures and fighting techniques, a healing training that commanded respect. His technique was both very simple and beautiful as well as very effective. It consisted of just giving sword blows even if each time, a wind came out of his attacks to testify to his strength. Although this strength was not necessary against poor fleeing slime.

- Secret technique: Twilight Wind Slice!

*By bending down, he took a very nice posture before rushing and slicing his target with a clean and effective blow.

- Yeah and he will also have to check the names of his attacks.

- Hahaha we agree.

*Time passed and the small group of adventurers had fun like kids in a garden filled with toys of all kinds. The warrior and the elf had caught a lot of slime. The others were doing their own thing when the young warrior stopped dead in fascination.

- Wow! He said.

*In front of him, was a slime like no other. It was the only multi-colored slime on this plain and it was divinely beautiful.

- A rare species? Hey lifa come see this.

*He called the little magician next to him who hurried to come and see what was going on

- What? What's wrong?

- Look at this slime? Have you ever seen something like this?

- Wow!!! She's so cute!

- Do you think she's a rare species?

- Sure! They'll give us gold coins for it, that's for sure. I've never seen that in my whole life.

*The two then started to smile strangely. The boy put his sword away while saying

- We have to be careful not to kill her, so no spells included?

- Okay. I really want to hug her too. Hihihi

*They slowly advanced towards the slime, trying to take her by surprise by coming from both sides. The boy started to go to the left and the girl to the right. After getting into position, they count

- On three, let's go.

*A little moment of suspense was then when

- Three!!!!

*The boy yelled before the two young people threw themselves on the slime, from both sides. The creature, seeing them coming, jumped forward just to avoid them and let them bump their heads against each other before fleeing into the grass. After bumping into each other and eating the grass, they got up and said

- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Why did you bump into me with your big head.

- I knew he wouldn't be easy to catch that one. Come on, let's not let him get away. Let's go lifa.

- Yeah, I'm following you.

*They got up before starting to chase the slime in the plain. She dragged them behind her, a little everywhere, avoiding their repeated attacks each time. Since it was intense to the point that they came close to catching it several times until they became ridiculous chasing the same slime for minutes. Watching them make fools of themselves from afar, the sweet little priestess asked

- Hey, what have these two been doing since a while ago? Did they catch bird flu or something?

- I wonder too. Replied the warrior

- Apparently Neo spotted a rare slime. He absolutely wants to capture it. The elf continued

- Huh? A slime shouldn't be such a problem for Neo like that.

*The priestess was wondering when Neo finally managed to get the slime and catch it after a big dive. He got up hastily, screaming

- I got it! I got it! I got it.

- Yeah! Awesome! Lifa replied

*Neo got up with the slime when it melted in his hands before escaping by jumping to hit it in the mouth before running away into the grass. Neo was so surprised that he fell on his buttocks and Lifa screamed in surprise and disgust. The slime had managed to escape once again but its act of jumping into the air to hit Neo had exposed it well enough for the other three behind to clearly see it. The priestess' eyes were burning with desire

- This... this... what was this cute thing????? I want it too. Hey wait for me, I want it too.

*She threw herself into the hunt in turn. The other two stayed behind to observe them from afar between cries of joy and stress in addition to the whining of the priestess. In itself, they had a good time and a good time struggling without managing to catch a single unfortunate slime that will have played with them until the end.

*What a bunch of weaklings anyway. They didn't even think about using a strategy. That's what happens when you underestimate others and my sister will soon take an example. Anyway, let's get back to our dogs and cats. After spending the whole day in the plains, the group of adventurers returned home, to the city. It was a superb pretty little town where the majority of houses have tiled roofs. The sun was setting, putting an end to the day's activities.

* The city was very lively despite its small size and in the center of this city was a large, rather imposing house. And that's where the small troop went. Inside this building was a whole regiment of adventurers armed with all kinds of weapons and all exotic instruments. It was a large room serving as a reception and a bar. At the counter were several people including three young girls and two well-dressed men working at this position. Other adventurers also came to collect their loot near the reception after having deposited their quest items in another place.

*The group also had deposited their assets in a large cage given by the guild before going near the reception to receive their hunting loot. The warrior and Neo went to the cash register while the others were sitting on a table waiting.

- Rhaaaaaaa why did we come too early. We had time. I wanted to capture this slime so much.

- You spent a day hunting a poor slime without success. Isn't that enough for you? Asked the warrior as she placed the poster of their quest in front of the girl at the reception.

- I see that the quest has not yet been fully completed. In this case you will only receive the equivalent of your prey. Is that okay with you? Asked the girl at the reception.

- Yes! Just half. And I would like the quest to remain ours. Tomorrow we plan to start too.

- Understood!

*After which, the girl put a tag on the poster and gave it back to them before giving them their dues. After which, they left together towards the others. After sitting down and ordering drinks, Neo continued to complain

- If we had captured this slime, we would have had more gain. I'm sure of it.

- This slime is starting to become an obsession. I told you we'll go back tomorrow.

- What if someone else manages to get it before us?

- Oh well.

*Neo then jumped out of his chair and said

- Oh well? Are you serious? We saw it first, I tell you. It's ours. I won't feel better until I manage to capture this creature.

- I agree with him. I want this cute little thing too. Lifa continued, blushing with fantasy.

- Well not me! The priestess replied, pinching her nose before adding

- She almost broke my nose. I hate slimes. If you leave then it will be without me.

*Neo then answered violently

- But you were useless. Come on Lifa, there's still time. Let's go back and this time we'll take everything down...

- Yeah!!!

*Lifa shouted when a young girl appeared behind Neo and grabbed him by the back collar, lifting him off the ground. Neo, fidgeting, turned his head and said

- Hey, but... what are you doing, sister?

*It was a girl with straight light pink hair down to her back. She was wearing a pretty closed blue shoe under a pair of tight black pants under a black long-sleeved outfit under a big blue coat reaching to her ankles. She was also carrying a big wooden hammer behind her. One of Laura's 500 tons, surely. She said

- No, but you're never tired. Can't you see that your team members are exhausted?

*When she arrived, all eyes were on her. She was like a superstar in this environment of adventurous prowess.

- Let me go sister, you're making a fool of me. I remind you that I'm the leader of a team.

- So behave like one and listen to the members of your team. Especially since you're not the most experienced, hothead.

*She dropped him on the ground before hitting him on the head

- Go! You have to be so brutal, you tomboy.

*She hit him again on the head before addressing the members of her team

- I hope this good-for-nothing doesn't cause you any trouble.

- Let's just say that's part of his charm. The warrior replied

- Who? Him? Hahaha that would be surprising. Can I borrow him for the night if possible?

- What do you mean? I have other things to do? And what do you want from me?

- I was invited to a banquet in honor of a hero. It exhausts me just thinking about it but the mayor was very clear about my presence so I would like you to come with me.

- I refuse. I hate this kind of place. It's always full of nutty aristocrats.

- It's fine, you can take him. The warrior replied

- What? Where do you decide for me?

- Thanks! The sister replied before dragging her brother behind him

- Let go of me. I told you I don't want to go. It's annoying so go alone. Let go of me I tell you.

*He could scream and protest, she dragged him anyway. End of the chapter. I promised you a big turning point, right? Well, it's coming. You just have to be a little more patient. Well on that... I'm going to put something under my teeth. Nothing better than a good slice of cheese pizza after a hard work...

"Narra said before freezing after seeing that there was no slice for her. Hahahahaha it's only just begun. Bye..."