There were a few things that should be declared illegal with the big "I" and his name should be slapped onto the list.
Like.. 'I, Xion, will never drink again!'
Xion was not a heavy drinker. In fact, he was the type to get his mind fuzzy after just a few cans of beer. And by a few, he meant two. Three was his absolute limit.
Any more than that, and a drunken Xion would take over, making a mess of the situation.
By some god's grace, he was not the type of drunkard who would become too loud or break things. No, that would be too easy.
Instead, he would lose his ability to think properly. His nerves would slow to process things, and worst of all? His mouth would betray him.
A drunken Xion was a brutally honest Xion. He would solely pilot based on his feelings. If he disliked something he would say that aloud, and if he liked something he would express his admiration without any scruples.