Chapter 253: The MILF Council Summons—Kazuya’s Worst Nightmare

Kazuya sat in complete silence.

His party sat in complete silence.

Lady Ravynne sat in very smug silence.

And then—

"I REFUSE."

Kazuya stood up so fast his chair exploded.

Sylvara nodded furiously. "Yes! Deny the MILFs! Resist their seductive influence!"

Bradimus shook his head violently. "You don't understand! You CAN'T just say no to the MILF Council! It's like saying no to gravity!"

Celestia adjusted her glasses. "I must agree. The Council is an unstoppable force of nature. They have shaped history itself. Some say they are the reason the hero of legend even existed."

Kazuya massaged his temples. "Oh for the love of—CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THEY WANT ME?!"

Lady Ravynne smiled.

"They've been watching you for some time, Kazuya."

"THAT MAKES IT WORSE."

Lady Ravynne ignored his distress and continued.

"You have… something special. A unique potential that has intrigued them."

Kazuya frowned. "Is it my power?"

She shook her head.

"No. It is your MILF-attracting aura."

Silence.

Kazuya's soul left his body.

Sylvara burst into laughter.

Bradimus let out a whistle. "Damn, bro. That's… that's the most terrifying buff I've ever heard of."

Celestia wrote in her notebook. "Subject appears to be radiating uncontrollable MILF magnetism. Hypothesis: MILFs perceive him as the Ultimate Cub."

Kazuya grabbed his head.

"NO. NO. NO. I refuse to accept this! I am NOT some MILF beacon! I—"

Before he could finish his sentence—

A GOLDEN PORTAL suddenly opened in the center of the room.

From the glowing rift emerged three figures.

The MILF Council had arrived.

The Three MILF Overlords

The first woman was tall and regal, wearing an elegant, low-cut dress adorned with gemstones. Her long silver hair flowed like silk, and she held a fan in one hand. She exuded the aura of a queen who had conquered empires—or at least, destroyed countless younger men.

"Lady Belladonna." Lady Ravynne introduced her.

The second woman was a muscular warlord, clad in tight armor that somehow emphasized her figure while being completely impractical for combat. A massive sword rested on her shoulder, and her smirk promised violence and indulgence.

"General Helena."

The third was a soft-spoken librarian type, wearing glasses and a revealing robe that was one accidental movement away from indecency. She carried a massive tome that radiated power. Her aura was gentle but undeniably dominant.

"Madam Evangeline."

Kazuya's knees almost gave out.

Sylvara looked horrified. "Babe, you have no chance. They're MILF Final Bosses."

Bradimus crossed his arms. "This is like facing three raid bosses at once. We're screwed."

Celestia was furiously taking notes. "This… this is beyond science."

Lady Belladonna fanned herself. "So. This is the young man who has disturbed the balance of the world."

General Helena cracked her knuckles. "He looks weak. Maybe we should put him through a MILF endurance test."

Madam Evangeline adjusted her glasses. "No need. We will learn everything we need… in time."

Kazuya took a deep breath.

Then he did the only logical thing.

He turned and ran.

THE GREAT ESCAPE

"GET HIM!"

The MILF Council moved instantly.

Lady Belladonna snapped her fingers. The air shimmered, and a thousand silky scarves materialized, trying to entangle him.

Kazuya dodged like a ninja, flipping through the air.

General Helena lunged forward. "Stand and fight, boy!"

Kazuya rolled under her massive sword swing.

Madam Evangeline whispered an incantation. "Gravity Increase."

Kazuya felt the weight of the universe press down on him.

But he resisted.

The power of pure, primal fear propelled him forward.

Sylvara and the others watched in awe.

"HE'S DOING IT! HE'S ESCAPING!" Sylvara cheered.

Bradimus had tears in his eyes. "I've never seen such athletic desperation."

Celestia scribbled, "Subject has reached speeds previously thought impossible."

Kazuya ran for his life.

And for one brief, glorious moment…

He thought he might actually make it.

But then—

Lady Belladonna's voice rang out:

"MILF DOMAIN EXPANSION: ALLURE PRISON."

GAME OVER.

A golden field expanded outward, freezing Kazuya in place.

His body refused to move.

He floated helplessly.

General Helena grinned. "Caught ya, kid."

Madam Evangeline sighed. "Such resistance is unnecessary. We mean you no harm."

Lady Belladonna stepped forward.

Her eyes gleamed.

"Now, young one. It is time."

She gently touched his cheek.

And then—

EVERYTHING WENT DARK. TO BE CONTINUED…