Chapter 254: The MILF Tribunal – Kazuya’s Judgment Day

Kazuya regained consciousness with a groggy groan. His vision slowly adjusted to his surroundings.

Marble pillars. Velvet curtains. A massive golden chandelier above his head. The entire room reeked of luxury and temptation.

And then he noticed the throne.

No—THRONES.

Three grand, ornately designed chairs sat at the head of the chamber, and occupying them were none other than—

The MILF Council.

Lady Belladonna, General Helena, and Madam Evangeline stared down at him with expectant smirks.

Kazuya's heart dropped into his stomach.

"…oh no."

THE MILF TRIBUNAL

A deep, commanding voice echoed through the chamber.

"Kazuya of Earth. You have been summoned before the MILF Tribunal to face judgment."

Kazuya blinked. "I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG."

General Helena smirked. "That's what all the young heroes say."

Madam Evangeline adjusted her glasses. "And yet, the evidence says otherwise."

Kazuya glanced around, panicking. "Evidence?! WHAT EVIDENCE?!"

Lady Belladonna gracefully gestured, and a magical projection appeared.

It was… a highlight reel of his adventures.

Scenes flashed before his eyes:

Him accidentally seducing Lady Ravynne. The countless MILFs he encountered falling for him. The legendary MILF Battle Royale over his affection. Him unknowingly giving a MILF the "spark" to reignite her youth. And, most damning of all… Sylvara's own words: "Babe, you have the MILF Magnet Aura."

Kazuya felt his soul leave his body.

"I—THAT'S OUT OF CONTEXT."

Madam Evangeline flipped through a massive tome. "It is written in the Sacred MILF Texts that one day, a young warrior would rise with the ability to awaken the hearts of all mature women."

Lady Belladonna leaned forward, eyes gleaming. "We believe that warrior… is you."

Kazuya's mouth opened and closed like a fish. "NO. NO. NO. I REFUSE. THERE'S NO WAY."

General Helena laughed. "Oh, but there is."

Madam Evangeline smiled. "And now, you must face your judgment."

Kazuya's stomach twisted. "Wait—what do you mean by judgment?"

Lady Belladonna waved a hand, and golden chains wrapped around Kazuya's arms and legs, pinning him to the floor.

"You have two choices, dear boy."

"Choice one: You accept your destiny and undergo the MILF Trial of Endurance."

"Choice two: You try to resist, and we train you anyway."

Kazuya's brain short-circuited.

"WHAT KIND OF CHOICES ARE THOSE?!"

SYLVARA & THE PARTY – OPERATION: SAVE KAZUYA

Meanwhile, back at the entrance of the MILF Council's domain—

Sylvara paced furiously. "Babe's been gone for hours. This is bad."

Bradimus sighed. "He's either being pampered like a spoiled prince… or he's in the middle of a MILF gladiator match."

Celestia flipped through her book. "Based on past MILF Tribunal records… it is likely both."

Sylvara groaned. "Ugh. He is so not ready for that."

Bradimus stretched his arms. "So what's the plan?"

Sylvara cracked her knuckles.

"We're busting in."

Bradimus grinned. "Damn right."

Celestia adjusted her glasses. "Statistically, we have a 2% chance of survival."

Sylvara smirked. "Those are better odds than usual."

And with that—

Operation: Save Kazuya from the MILFs was officially underway.

TO BE CONTINUED…