Amazingly Powerful Divine Celestial Order Summoning System

[Ding! You have successfully summoned Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin to be your slave, he is awaiting orders!]



[Ding! Random draw: Toothpick (FF- Tier) Use it to pick at your teeth!]



[Ding! Random draw: Dragon c*ck (A Tier) Tug it once to fire a dragon beam from the tip!]







Bruce has been reincarnated and has obtained a very powerful summoning system, except that he has very bad luck. Follow Bruce's adventures as he tries to navigate through the world with his bad luck.



story will be 50% random bullshit so dont expect a good story/good writing. this is just for fun, some brainrot to refresh your mind







enjoy