chapter 4

1. I was jogging down the road at dusk. A young man ran up behind me and screamed in my ear, "Run!" "What happened?" I asked him. "Run fast." The young man ran ahead of me. After a quick chase of five hundred meters, I panted and chased after him, "What the hell happened?" "You're running too slow." The young man left me behind and ran on by himself ...

　　2,You learn, or don't learn, the test is there, not early, not late; you memorize, or don't memorize the questions, the range is there, not increasing, not decreasing; you would like to, or don't want to, the score is there, not more, not less; go on my self-study, or, let the questions live in my head; silence Review; silence Back questions...

　　3. "Because of the college entrance exam, the best two years of your life are ruined. Sixteen or seventeen should be the age to fall in love, build your own band, travel to places your heart desires, and do all the things you'll never have the guts to do again." --A British undergraduate said this to a Chinese high school student.

　　4. A burrito divided into two is a BYD, divided into three is a Mercedes, divided into four is a BMW. A pancake topped with an egg and scallions is a Toyota, four pancakes joined together is an Audi, three hams on a pancake is a Buick, and then a lion came and ate all these pancakes.

　　5. The cat and the pig were good friends. One day the cat fell into the hole, the pig brought a rope, the cat told the pig to throw the rope down, the results of it threw the whole bundle down, the cat is very depressed, said: "so throw down, how to pull me up?" The pig said, "How else?" The cat said, "You're supposed to pull on one end of the rope!" As a result, the pig jumped down and took the other end of the rope and said, "Now it works!" The cat cried ...

　　6, for her to pay a lot, get very little, once wanted to say give up, the big deal is that I do not want, but she just smile, we will still heartbeat, do not say that they are too cheap - you dare to say that you do not like the bill!

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7.When the wife was dying, she said to her husband, "Even if I die, you can't go to another woman." The husband was stunned; a woman is a woman after all, and even though she usually shows how generous she is, she still wants to be the only one in a man's heart. He finally nodded his head and agreed. The wife smiled and opened her face, she touched her husband's cheek and said fondly, "There will be a man to love you for me."

8.1, there are two men on the side of the road to talk about their work

　　A: "Brother, how is the recent work?"

　　B: "Not bad, recently is my career up, recently higher and higher income!"

　　A: "How much do you make a day now?"

　　B: "It depends on how cold it is and the love of good people!"

　　A: "So it is a beggar ah"

9.The Commander was sitting in the command center and laughed.

　　Chief of Staff: "Commander, our garrison has been captured by the enemy, why is the commander laughing, it would be a big deal if the higher-ups knew about it!"

　　Commander: "The chief of staff does not know, we are not military expenditure is tight, the enemy captured our army station, this military expenditure will have!"

　　Chief of Staff: "Commander ... what do you mean?"

　　Commander: "Haha ... three days ago, I have secretly sold the plot of land of our army's compound to the developers and collected their full payment of 2.3 billion dollars haha ..."

　　Just then, the guards came to report, "Report Commander, Yida Real Estate's Mr. Wang seeks an audience, he said he is willing to pay 5 billion military expenses to let you you help him take back his land!"

　　Chief of Staff: "High, really high"

10.

My daughter-in-law was traveling and had to video me at night, saying she wanted to see our house. I swept the cell phone camera to everywhere as instructed, and I was glad that I didn't go out and mess around today.

　　Seeing the messy home my daughter-in-law smiled instead of being angry and said, "Someone told me that you brought a woman home to fool around. It's as messy as a dog kennel, and what ugly bitch could come and stay!"

　　Hanging up the phone, the woman behind me fumed and said angrily, "It's just a matter of forcing me to hide around, and I'll admit it when I'm called a lazy bitch, but what gives her the right to say that I'm an ugly monster without any basis?"