Not only did my wife have a wedding with her childhood sweetheart.
She even brought her childhood sweetheart back to my apartment, allowing him to hit and yell at me.
I only resisted slightly, and my wife immediately slapped me across the face.
She even told me to get the hell out of this apartment!
But she forgot, this house is mine.
When I brought up divorce, my wife finally panicked, kneeling on the ground begging for my forgiveness...