I had originally planned a date with my girlfriend for Valentine's Day, but unexpectedly she insisted on bringing her male best friend, Mason.
"Mason and I are inseparable. No one can come between us."
She not only made Mason walk between us, but also shared a set of chopsticks and bowl with him.
Faced with my suspicious gaze, my girlfriend sneered:
"Mason and I have been together for so long. If anything were to happen, do you think you'd even have a chance?"
Later, our Valentine's Day threesome photo went viral.
Just when everyone was expecting to see me as a laughingstock, I calmly commented on the post:
"The composition could be better. Next time, I'll take the photo for them."