Ch:4: Never tell us that we.sound.like.a.girl

Sao, feb 23, 2024, Town of beginnings, merchants area:

In the town of beginnings, TRF, Sinon and Kirina were shopping for some items for their next grinding spree.

TRF'S POV: (A/N: POV's are back bitches!)

Welp were here, shopping for items. While Kirito left us to grind... AGAIN!

Me: "Sinon you might want to grab that" *points to health potion*

Kirina: "TRF's right Sinon, we've been low on health potions recently, since it was asuna's dumb idea for us to take a flour boss alone."

Sinon: "right!*buy's 100,000 health potions* there we go!"

Me, Kirina: "holy shit sticks! That's a lot of health potions!"

Me: "how did you get that much col anyways?"

Sinon: "heh-heh... well...."

Flashback:

Sinon's POV:

Me, Kirina: "*barges into a shop with bow and arrows* GIVE US ALL THE FUCKING COL!!!"

Everyone: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Flashback end:

TRF's POV:

I just stood there. Looking at Sinon and kirina blinking, while the boath of them look nervous at My response.

Me:".....I'm so proud of you both!"*hugs the boath of them with waterfall tears of happiness going down his face*

Sinon, Kirina: "* hugs*Thanks!"

Me: *lets go of them and wipes tears* " well now that's over and done with, I wonder where.. Kirito's... at..." * notices Kirito walking with a little girl talking about her life problems*

Kirina: "ain't that him?"

Sinon: "why is he with a girl that is about half the size of us?"

Me: *whispers to himself* "oh god I know where this is going. *talks normal and to the others* I don't know? Let's see why?"*the three walk over to Kirito and the little girl, with her not noticing them* "hey kirito! Why do you have a girl about half the size of us with you, talking about her life problems?"

Kirito: " hey TRF... and the reason why she's with me is because I saved her from some monsters, but unfortunately her hamster died- (silica: "dragon!") - not my concern. Anyways then i remembered sachi's d-"

Me: * stares at Kirito intensely with small eye pupils * " which is the incident we don't talk about!"

Kirito: "right... anyways, push comes to shove and now we're here!"

Me: "*sigh* dong worry buddy, we'll take this on with you."

Kirito: "Thanks guy's, but I doubt this'll help with this situation."

Timeskip: brought to you by Sinon and kirina sitting by each other talking And thinking about TRF. and this:

TRF's POV:

Now us 4, along with the little girl, now know'n as silica, were siting at a table at a tavern, with silica still talking about her fucking life problems, Sinon and kirina were staring at her annoyed, while Kirito and me were... Jesus Christ I don't know anymore! THIS IS TAKING FOR-EVA!!!

Third person POV:

Silica: "then those gorillas showed up and attacked me."*TRF and Kirito bang their heads on the table* 

Silica: "but thankfully, *Kirito and TRF bang their heads on the table* pina stalled them long enough for you to save me. *TRF and Kirito bang their heads on the table* and then, you know the rest."

Kirito: " GOD, do we ever! We can never un-know!" Kirito shouted as blood like liquid oozed from his and TRF's forehead's then started slowly disappearing.

TRF: "These brain cells Could've been used to formulate a perfect/awesome strategy to get us out of this game! Instead they've memorised what kind of crayons you liked to eat when you were four!"

Silica: " i liked th purple ones"

Kirito: "yeah! We know! And the blue ones were tart!"

TRF: "which I'm offended by, because one of MY favourite colours is blue!"

Kirina: "ugh! Listen, if we tell you how to resurrect your hamster, would you please leave us the fuck alone?"

Silica: "dragon."

Sinon: "kid, no language on earth has a word for how little we even care."

TRF: "even a quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach to the number of fucks we do not give. THE FRICKIN' HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE COULD NOT-!!"

Silica: "are you going to tell me it not?"

Kirito: "ah, sure, whatever."

TRF: "watch it little girl, the next time you cut off my sentence might be your last >:)"

Silica: "I'm not little! I'm 13!"

TRF: "heh, I don't fucking care. Kirito, continue."

Kirito: "thank you. Anyways... Allegedly, the dungeon on the forty-seventh flour Called the hill of memories drops an item that revives pets."

Silica: "oh my goodness really? Well, let's go get it right now!" She declared.

TRF: *equips his favourite glasses* "Up-up-up. Cool your jets zippy. There's more to it than that. For one thing, the item won't work 3 days after death. And since you just spent the last 7 hours making us consider the pros and cons of a lobotomy Via soup spoon, i'd Say you got your work cut out for ya. But don't worry, I'll be able to extend the timer back to 3 full days, but making a glitch when you revive it" *dequips his favourite glasses*

Silica: "oh no! Let's get going! We've got no time to lose!"*grabs TRF's and Kirito's hand*

TRF: "silica, you see, I said that i'd Put the timer back to 3 full days, but for that... well... Kirito?"

Kirito: "yeah, about that..."

Outside the tavern:

Silica: "what do you mean you're not going? I could die on my own!" Silica said as the 5 walked through the streets.

Kirina: "We believe TRF and sinon made it clear about our number of fucks and willingness to give to them."

TRF: "right you are blackberry!" *pats kirina's head while she feels proud and blushes*

Then a girl with red hair aproches the 5

???: "silica? Oh my god, how are you?

Silica: "I'm... fine, Rosalia."

Rosalia: "and where's you're little dragon friend?"

Silica: "pina... died."

Rosalia: "oh, that's too bad. Did you At least manage to make some good pants out of her?"

Silica: "NO!"

Rosalia: "such a waste..."

Sinon: "she's right you know. Dragon leather is surprisingly comfortable."

Silica: "Sinon!"

TRF,Kirito: "Sinon is right, you could have skinned The hamster before it died."

Silica: "Kirito! TRF! That's not funny! I'm gonna get that item and revive her for sure! And she's a Dragon! Not a hamster!"

Rosalia: " Oh, Kirito, TRF,is it? Are you her new teammates? That's adorable! It's so nice to see Silica found some people on her level."

TRF, Kirito: "Heheheh... *boath of their eye pupils go small* WHAT."

Rosalia: "Oh-no-no, it's cute! I love the whole "tough guy" persona you've got going on there. Very convincing. I'm sure you'll have no problem clearing the Hill of Memories. Even with those 2 no-brainers beside you as well"

Kirina,Sinon:" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....."

Silica: "Actually, Kirito said their not—"

Kirito (through his teeth): " C'mon, Silica. We've got a hamster to save."

TRF (through his teeth) : "yes. we. do." *looks angry at Rosalia*

Silica: "you mean you're gonna help me? Yay! Operation save pina is a go!" Silica said while the 5 walk away with Rosalia smirking behind them.

Rosalia: "And hey! TRF! Why are you Angry? Do You hate me or something?"

TRF: "no. it's not that I hate you ma'm... I just don't appreciate you're existence." *the 4 laugh.*

Kirito: "ha! Nice one man!" *high five's TRF while they leave*

Rosalia (Angry): "why that little-!!"

Timeskip:

While walking down town, TRF and Kirito were slowly cooling down when TRF took a look Sinon and kirina and then looked at kirito, which gave him a little nod then he looked back a the 2 girls.

TRF: *stands by Sinon and kirina, puts his hands on their shoulders* "be calm you 2, I won't let somewon who Has a weapon, yet no skill insult you two like that even Kirito and let her get away with it, so you 2 don't come with us, but meet us at the bridge like we planned there and also sinon, call her to meet with me and Kirito when we arrive there, got it?" *chuckles*

Sinon, Kirina: "got it!"*smile evilly.*

Silica: *looks at the girls* "why are they smiling?"

Kirito: "huh?" * notices* oh great "oh. Well, those 2 are gonna meet with us after we finish, but they are gonna invite somebody we know that'll come along with us."

Silica: *nervous* "w-who is t-this s-someone?"

Kirito: *smirks evilly* "oh-ho-ho, you will find out soon."

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Feb 24, 2024, flour 47: Floria.

Kirito and TRF just arrived with silica and she rushed towards some flowers while TRF and Kirito were just admiring the view.

TRF: "So uh, hey, uh... random question: you didn't hear anything... weird last night... did you?" 

Silica: "Erm..."

Flashback:

Silica was on her bed trying to sleep while TRF in the other room was bawling with Kirito trying to keep him calm... which he was doing an awful job at.

TRF (behind the wall) : " WAAAAHAAHAHHHAAA! SACHI WHY! WHAASHAAAAPAAHH!"

Kirito: "dude calm down! She's alive again remember! Now can you please stop before I come into the same bitch state you are right now!"

TRF: "THEN WHY DID YOU REMIND ME EARLIER ON WHAT HAPPEND! YOU KNOW I HATE REMEMBERING THAT! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—!!!!!"

Flashback end:

Silica: "Er. Not definitively not. I'm like a super heavy sleeper so..." 

Kirito: "Haha! Good... good, yeah, *ahem* sleep is.. sleep is good."

TRF: "uh, yeah! Heh-heh! *ahem*"

Silica: "So... who's Sachi?" 

TRF, Kirito: "We KNEW IT!!!"

Just then, silica was grabbed by a grass like tentacle and was hoisted off the ground. The other two turned around to see her being held by the leg upside down by a huge-ass flower-like monster. Silica was screaming, holding her skirt towards her legs with her sword falling to the ground.

Silica: "Kirito! TRF! Don't look at my skirt!"

TRF: "*covers his eyes with his favourite bandana* I WASNT EVEN THINKING THAT!"

Kirito: "*covers his eyes with one hand while peeking a little from his right eye* and um, I think you have more pressing concerns."

Silica: "*swaying her sword aroud* Well, what do I do?!"

Kirito: "Just stay calm. You already have everything you need to beat it." 

Silica: " The power to believe in myself?!"

Kirito: "Noooooooo, a knife! STAB IT!"

Silica: "Oh, right. *slashes the tentacle and falls* HYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"*Silica kills the monster by slashing straight through it's head and body*

TRF: "ah. An over-confident, panicking fast learner I see..."

Silica: "hey! judging people isn't nice!"

TRF: "Hey! Most people do the exact same! We just do It more often."

Silica: "wait wha-?*SCREEEEEEEAAAAACHHH* "

TRF: *see's a monster about to attack silica* "welp, she's dead."

Kirito: "*notices* indefinitely"

Silica: *sees monster* "Crap!"

The monster nearly hit her until- *slash*- a purple slash appeared on the monsters chest, along with a shockwave right behind it. The monster stood still for a second until it exploded into pixels, then there, behind it stood a girl with long purple-ish-black hair and a bluebottle violet tunic, obsidian Armor attire along with a windswept skirt. With a violet obsidian sword

???: "man this is stupid! I came here to see 2 assholes and I'm just here saving a stupid girl doing nothing to defend herself! *looks down* I feel ashamed."

Silica: "huh?!"

TRF: "hey there! Long time no see!"

???: "huh? * notices TRF and Kirito* T-TRF?! KIRITO?!"

TRF: "in the fle-oof!" *gets hug-tackled by ???*

???: "* crying on his chest* I- i thought I would never see you again!"

Kirito: *smiles a bit* ahh, reunions of friends are the only thing that make me a little happy, besides mocking people of course.

TRF: "*smothes her head* heh-heh, it's good to see you again too, yuuki"

Yuuki: " *blushes with tears in her eyes* heh, not a day goes by with me thinking of the only 2 people to ever win against me."

Silica: "wait... you're the violet obsidian swordswoman Zekken?!"

Yuuki: "ugh! How many times have I told you retards that it's yuuki! Not zekken!"*points to her cursor showing her name*

Kirito: "gee, how'd that happen?"

Yuuki: "someone spread one rumour about me and now everyone is calling me zekken!"

TRF: "damn, That's not cool... well, at least we call you yuuki, right?"

Yuuki: "*sigh* yeah, I guess that's good enough for me"

Silica: "how did you guys even meet?"

TRF, Kirito, Yuuki: "heh-heh, well, you see....."

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Flashback:

TRF was sitting in the hallway near the entrance to the arena sleeping, until Kirito came towards him, waking him up.

TRF: "oh, hey kirito. Who won?"

Kirito: " it was a damn tie, the bitch managed to hit me at the last second when I struck her"

TRF: "damn, this is going to be hard."

Kirito: "well, you're up. Go kick her bitch-ass"

TRF: "thanks man."

TRF walked into the arena with the crowd cheering for him and the girl in front of him

TRF's POV:

Wait this adorable inocent girl is the one that got a tie with Kirito?! Welp, I should keep my guard up this is going to be hardcore, but first! Names!

Me: "hey! The names TRF! What's yours?!"

???: "why should I tell my name to a someone who has a swordsmanship without equal like you!"

....ok..... forget the innocent part. she's like us! This is amazing!

Me: "hey! Watch who you're talking to! Otherwise things get crazy!"

???: "that's what I'm counting on!"

Announcer: "GREETINGS EVERYBODY! TODAY WE'RE BACK AGAIN FOR THE FINAL FIGHT TODAY! AND TODAYS COMPETATOR AGAINST THE MIGHTY UNKNOWN PLAYER IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES! THE CREATOR OF DESTRUCTION AND OBLIVION! THE CRINGE LORD! THE GOD OF DEATH! THE BLUE STAR SABER SWORDSMAN! AND THE BLUE-RED EYED DEMON/ANGLE GOD!... TRF_PRIME!"

The croud cheers loudly at this... cool, and now the girl in front of me was shocked at who she was facing.

???: "Y-YOU'RE THE WELDER OF THE LEGENDARY STAR SABER?!!"

Me: "Hell to the yeah!"*dabs*

???: "haha! Finally a challenge!"

Me: "a challenge?! I thought you had a tie with my friend when he fought you!"

???: "yeah, but it wasn't a fun one since he stood there for about half the damn match in his battle stance!"

Me: "What do yo-!? *realises Kirito thought of battle strategy* god damn it Kirito! Really?!"

Announcer: "ANYWAYS FOLKS! LAST BATTLE WAS A FIGHT TO GET SOMEONE INTO THE YELLOW ZONE, WHICH WAS A TIE! SO LETS SEE WHAT THE BATTLE WHEEL HAS CHOSEN FOR THIS FIGHT! *spins the battle wheel* ....AND IT IS!..... *lands on a dark red marker with a skull imprinted on it* A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"* croud cheers*

Wait..... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????!!!!!!!!

Me: " WHAT?! WHEN WAS THERE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH OPTION?!"

???: "Since forever!"

I'm starting to like her.

(A/N: IT'S TIME TO BATTLE!, START THE MUSIC!)

Announcer: "THE FIGHT WILL START IN 3!"

Me: "swords only!" *summons star saber*

Announcer: "2!"

???: "got it!" *boath go into their battle stance*

Announcer: "1!"

Boath: *whisper* " guess it's time to kill again."

Announcer: "ONLY ONE LIVES BITCHES...FIGHT!!!"

Third person POV:

Boath charge at each other and clash swords looking into each others eyes thinking: "This will be a good fight"

They then separate and barrage each other with attacks while also blocking each others attacks with ??? Barrel rolling across the flour with TRF slashing off a bit of her hair, causing a little damage.

By doing this he made ??? Mad, causing her to become more focused and start to make the fight more hardcore for him, they clashed swords but ??? Used a skill, which TRF blocked, but still caused some damage.

TRF: "*whispering* huh? It still caused damage?!"

??? Then went in for another attack which TRF barely dogged causing the attack to slightly skin-damage him, He then went and used one of his sword skills, which collided with her sword causing smoke along with damaging her a little.

By doing this boath of their health were down at the yellow zone, they noticed this and skidded back a bit, then boath of them were clashing around the arena bashing them self's into walls by each other's collisions, causing hills of rock and some craters. They kept doing this for a min until TRF and ??? Stopped and appeared on separate rock pillars.

???: "you're going easy on me aren't you, ya bitch."

TRF: "heh, I could say the same thing to you."

???: "hmmm... you can see sword skills as well. Can you."

TRF: " heh, guess the cats out of the bag. You figured it out, just like I thought you would."

???: "well, since you can do that, go full strength! No holding back!"

TRF: "Thought you never ask!"

??? Then sends a sword skill slash barrage at him from a distance, he proceeded to jump and sidestep from pillar to pillar to avoid them, he front flipped on the final slash and was close enough to ??? To slash her while landing. ??? Then proceeded to kick TRF in the face causing him to fall back a little, the she then slashed him a couple of times while he was stunned. TRF was a little mad at this, so he ran super fast behind her and before she could notice, he kicked her in the back and thrusted his sword at her, slashing her hip. She the stood up and looked towards TRF, then she and TRF went faster than the speed of sound at each other only to appear at eather end of the arena, with a deep sword slash mark on their cheeks, boath of their health had gone past halfway, they turned around and then stared and narrowing their eyes at each other.

???: "you know what? No more games!" *activates her unique skill* "mother's Rosario! Human design!"

After ??? Said this, her violet jacket which goes along with her Armor, then had a glowing hollow yellow circle with a glowing yellow line going sown her sleeves with another glowing yellow line at the end of it, she then had violet flaming fire wings on her back. TRF looked amazed at this.

TRF: "*whispers* now that is a cool unique skill, I guess I can use mine but without the bones and swords and probably dodging too." "Fine! Let's do this!" *activates his unique skill* "let you're fate be judged! The blue and red flaming eyes of judgement!"

After TRF said this, his left eye was flaming blue while his right was flaming red with star saber glowing more then usual.

Announcer: "WHATS THIS?! IT SEEMS THAT THEY BOTH HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO FINALLY SHOW THEIR TRUE POWER PEOPLE!" *croud cheers*

Kirito: "*in the stands* 'dammit she was holding back like I was, oh well, this is more enjoyable anyways' SHOW HER WHOS THE FUCKING BOSS BRO!"

Sinon, Kirina: "*in the stands* GO KICK HER BITCH ASS!"

Asuna: "*in the stands* *whispering* common, please don't fucking die on me sis."

Klein, Tiffany: "*in the stands* holy shit this was not what i was expecting"

??? And TRF charged at each other, clashing swords, kicking each others face, and mostly moving super fast around the arena trading blows and leaving nothing but oblivion behind it.

They were both now on the read zone, causing ??? To finally use her best attack.

???: "HYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Her attack was a powerful 11 hit combo, when in the middle of the combo, everyone realised that TRF was about to die until.

TRF: "*roars very loudly*"

Before the final slash from ??? Sword skill, the extra glowing emitted from star saber left the sword and turned into a floating blue ball of fire, it then went down by TRF's left hand, then turned red. TRF then grabbed a sword handle which appeared from it, then the ball of fire turned into a spiky red sword which resembles to star saber.

(A/N: replace the purple colour with red)

TRF quickly used it to his advantage by parring the strike then starts counter attacking

??? Could not even get clear of his attacks because he left no openings, she countered some attacks, but unfortunately...

TRF: "RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

he still was slashing the crap out of her until he slashed her sword out of her hand Causing her to fall back exhausted, deactivating her unique skill. Her sword then impaild the ground somewhere near TRF.

(Stop song here)

Everybody was silent, the croud was eager to see what happens, TRF was now standing over ??? With his eyes still in flames, while ??? Was on the ground looking up at him, shaking in fear at the sight of him. All TRF needed was one more strike to win, so he pulled up his sword ready to strike.

Asuna: "* in the stands* I need to stop this!"*runs out of the stands*

Kirito: "*in the stands* huh? Asuna where in hell are you going?!"*runs after Asuna*

Sinon, Kirina: "*in the stands* * notices TRF's arm shaking* huh? He's resisting?" *follow Kirito*

TRF: damn it! Why am i resisting?! Huh? *images from a reminder of Sachi's death before they revived her* FUCK! *looks at ??? Face* *realizes* s-she's just like me... sh-she's adopted?!

Then TRF grunted And pulls his arm back about to slash her. When ??? Saw his arm coming down she braced and closed her eyes for the attack... Only for it to never come. She then felt someone holding her hand.

???: "Huh?"

She then heard a 2 buttons pressed at the same time, she then Saw TRF holding her hand on the forfeit button on her menu and him doing the same to his.

Announcer: "THEY BOTH FORFEIT?!"

Croud: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

TRF then starts walking to the arena's exit until.

???: "*with her head down* w-why?..."

TRF: "huh?"

???: "*looks at him* why didn't you just kill me?... anybody else would've done it! Why didn't you?!"

TRF: "... it's because you are nearly exactly like me."

???: "w-what are you talking about?"

TRF: "you're adopted.... aren't you..."

???: "wha-?! How did-!?"

TRF: "i am the same... except you probably had parents, while I was just made/created"

???: " oh... I'm sorry..."

TRF: "don't worry, it's fine, I'm used to it."

???: "anyways... looks like you won. Congrats on beating me!"

TRF: "heh, you weren't bad yourself... oh! *picks up ??? Sword* this belongs to you."

???: "no... I don't have the right... it's yours,"

TRF: "nope! It's yours! You keep it!"

???: "bu-!"

TRF: "no buts! *folds her hand around her swords handle* you were one of the most hardest people I beat. And for that. *pushes her sword to her chest* you do have the right to keep it."

???: "wow.. I..... *tears up and hugs TRF* t-thank you..."

TRF: "*hugs her and smothes her hair and blushes* n-no problem."

The others then entered the arena.

Asuna: "TRF! I SWEAR IF YOU KILL MY SISTER I WILL* notices them hugging* huh?"

Kirito: "* arrives and notices* huh... well that's unexpected"

Sinon, Kirina: "*arrive and notice* even though we are a little jealous... that's adorable"

TRF: "*turns to them* so Asuna, this girl here is you're adopted sister... correct?"

Asuna: "yes, why?"

TRF: " *swett drops* um.... I guess, I should say sorry for nearly killing you're sister"

Asuna: "*sigh* apology accepted, but I'm still gonna kill you badly later."

TRF: "heh, try me. Anyways- *both let go of the hug and look at each other* we might have gone off the wrong foot. The names TRF,the blue star saber swordsman, whats yours?"

???: "yuuki, the violet obsidian swordswoman"

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Flashback end:

TRF: "And that's what happend." TRF said after his 6min story.

Silica: "cool!" She kept saying this during their story.

TRF: "*agrivated* of course it's cool for the 700th time! Jesus, I know people have the right to be stupid, but your just abusing the privilege!"

Yuuki: " anyways yeah, maybe you should stick behind us. You're so low-level, you're aggroing everything in this place."

Kirito: "litteraly *points to all of the monster drop kills because of her*"

Silica: "Oh, don't worry about me, Kirito, TRF and yuuki, I can take care of myself!"

TRF: "wait fo it..."

Silica walks three steps and is immediately attacked by another monster

TRF: "There it is."

Silica: " AAAAAAAAAAAAH! KIRITO! TRF! YUUKI!" 

Yuuki: *sighs* "This is gonna be our whole day, isn't it?"

kirito: "Yep, unfortunately."

Yuuki: "well, at least I get to spend it with you guys. *hugs TRF*"

TRF: "*hugs back* heh-heh, Yep * smothes her hair*"

Much much later:

silica: " guys, look! There it is!" She said as the flower sprouted and grabbed it.

Kirito: "Alright guys, one down!"

Silica: "Yay! ...Wait, what do you mean?"

TRF: "Well, I mean, we gonna need like 50 more of these suckers, then we trade them back in town for a gem, which we give to this gatekeeper, so he'll allow us into another dungeon where we fight a series of bosses to get the real flower!"

Silica: "That's insane! Who designs a game that way?!"

Yuuki: "You don't play a lot of RPGs, do you?"

Kirito: "dude, you can even tell by the face that she hasn't even played an RPG."

Much much much later:

Kirito: "Man, I thought we were done after that seventh boss, then bam! There's number eight."

TRF: "just like I suspected."

They were walking across a small bridge.

Silica: "I just... I just want to go home."

Kirito: "wait... hold on silica." Kirito said as he and TRF were staring at the forest in front of her while yuuki was sitting on the edge of the bridge waiting for the event to unfold.

TRF, Kirito: "Do our eyes deceive us? 'Tis the fabled Word Tree of Gammagorath: font of human knowledge and devourer of souls. Quickly, child! We must spirit away before it— Oh, my god! Would you just come out already?"

Rosalia: "*walks out from behind the tree* Ah, your detecting skill must be quite high to know I was here!"

TRF: "we also had some help" *sinon and kirina jump out of the trees and land next to the group* "also, I don't know what you're problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."

kirina: "Rosalia?! Oh My god, how are yo-oh god, wow. that's enough of that. Jesus girl, how do you put up that act all day?"

Rosalia: "Oh, so you saw through me, did you? You're quite the clever people to have figured out that I'm actually the leader of Titan's hand"

Sinon: *laugh's a little with the others* "Titan's hand? Wow. We thought you might be someone dangerous like laughing coffin. Never even heard of you. Except of your faces which looks like a lizard buttflap"

Rosalia: "Laugh all you want, we're still one of the most feared orange guilds on the lower floors!"

Yuuki: "Oooh, Impressive! You can frighten players who think slimes are terrifying. And their weak as hell. Also, do you brush your teeth with a hammer, because it sure sounds like you have."

Silica: " Have you seen their eyes?! They have no souls!"

Rosalia: "Ah, so quick with the snark. Of course that's the only thing you people really have going on, isn't it? A witty retort to distract anyone from what you really are. A sad, lonely little child, with no one who loves them. People who are so dead inside, they'd use a child as bait to lure me out."

Silica: "They would never do something so horrible!"

All 5: *completely unashamed* "Nah, she's right, we totally did that."

Silica: "WHAT?!"

TRF: "silica, silica, Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

Silica: "AND THAT'S YOUR OPINION?!"

TRF: "silica, you're Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Except it can rip your head off."

Rosalia: "And to top it all off, TRF and Kirito play as the tough guys. The invincible warriors who they could never hope to be in the real world. Getting stuck in this game was probably the best thing to ever happen to them. But there's one thing this game will never let them hide, the one thing that's haunted them their whole lives, that they can never escape — they sound like a girl."

Kirito, TRF: "Haha, what? No, We don't sound like a gir... that's crazy! THATS CRAZY! HAHAHAHAHAHA-!!" *kirito's eye pupils go small, TRF's eyes do the same thing except that their in flames again while they boath laugh insanely*

Yuuki, Sinon, Kirina: "Oh shit."

Rosalia: "well, looks like my work here is done. I do so enjoy our chats, but I really must be off. We'll be taking the numa flower now if you don't mind"

Kirito: "*insane* Really?! Little old you is going to take it from us?! That'd be a neat trick!"

Rosalia: "indeed. But a magician is nothing without her lovely assistants." * clicks her fingers*

7 men then came out from behind the trees with weapons.

Silica: "oh no, Mr. Kirito and TRF! There's so many of them! I'll back you both up!"

TRF: "*insane*Aww, that's adorable. You think they're a threat. Well, you and the other 3 sit tight. The show's about to start. Careful, though. The first three rows are a splash zone." *he and Kirito start to walk forward*

Silica: "W-what do you mean by that?" *TRF and Kirito laugh insanely in response*

Grunt: "um... boss, a-a thought occurs. *kirito and TRF still laugh insanely while they unsheathe their swords, still walking towards them.* These guy's thought they were going against laughing coffin, but they still just brought themselves with 3 girls and a small child. Are we sure we want to mess with these guy's?"

Rosalia: "please, these boy's are all talk. And now that I've broken them, they're not even that anymore. They're nothing but a gibbering mess grasping at straws."

TRF, Kirito: *insane* "Oooh, another one of your famous theory's. Tell ya what! We'll give ya the first shot. See how that goes!" *kirito's right eye twitches while TRF's right eye twitches while still in flames.*

*silence*

Grunt: "boss, I think this might be a trap."

Rosalia: "Enough! You're all level 45! And there's 7 of you! I think you've got this."

Kirito's skin turned completely black and he then smiled demonically, while Dark aura swerved around TRF with the same expression as Kirito.

Rosalia: "Now kill them!" Rosalia demanded, as the guild charged and start attacking the boath of them, however TRF and Kirito stood still and didn't even bother to attack back.

Silica: oh no! I knew it! Rosalia really got inside their heads. They're not even fighting back! Well, I guess it's time for me to save them or else... * notices TRF's and kirito's HP regenerated back to full* wait what?

Kirito, TRF: "man, you guys are out of shape. Really ought to do some cardio" they both said as the grunts stopped attacking because of exhaustion.

Rosalia: "what are you idiots doing?! Quit screwing around and finish them!"

Grunt: "I don't understand! We threw everything we had at him! How is he still standing?!"

TRF, Kirito: *insane* "how? Well, it's quite simple really. You see 'girly', you think you have got me all figured out, but there's one thing you didn't account for. My numbers... are bigger than yours." *shows everyone that they're level 75 *

Guild: *gasp*

TRF, Kirito: "funny thing, really. Get to a high enough level, and your basically untouchable. My wounds heal faster than you can make them! We can do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me. Not that it wouldn't be fun. But, I've got good news. You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here! * whispering* AND HE'S FRESH OUT OF MERCY." *one guild member started crying at this*

Sinon,Kirina, yuuki: I'm definitely in love 😍 

Rosalia: *in denial* "w...well way to prove my point kids! Lording you're stats over them like some kind of god! Your strength is nothing but an illusion to cover-!!" *gets cut off by Kirito depleting her HP by charging at her and placing his sword against her neck* "ah..ahhh.... *whimpers*"

Kirito: "we're gettin' real tired of your first-year psych student bullshit."

Rosalia: " Enjoy this while you can. It's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman..." *dies*

TRF: "damn! Even when she died she burned you!"

Kirito: "well, you're dead now soooo.... damn it!"

TRF: "and as for the seven of you... *uses his unique skill to summon a hyperion blaster*(A/N: renamed the blaster since the last one was confusing) *insane* heh-heh, bye... HAHHAHA-!!"

Grunts: "WHAT THE FU-!!" *get incinerated by the blaster*

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Timeskip: brought to you by TRF giving Flowers to sinon, kirina and yuuki while they all blush.

Now everyone was sitting in a hotel room with Kirito and silica sitting on the bed, Sinon, Kirina and yuuki sitting on the flour and TRF sitting on one of the surporting poles on the ceiling.

Silica: "soooooo..... how are you 2 doing?"

Kirito: "fine, why?"

Silica: "well, you did just kill someone, and he just killed 7 people. Doesn't that make you 2 feel..... something?"

TRF: "oh, feelings? Yeah, We rarely have those anymore. Went cold turkey."

Silica: " What?! You can't just do that! What's the point of living if you can't feel happiness? Wonder? Love?" 

Kirito: " or the sweet taste of revenge! You're right, Silica! What's the point of living if I can't enjoy such simple things? "

Silica: "Ugh, close enough."

TRF: "You're a good friend, Silica. We should go on more adventures."

Sinon: "yeah! I like that idea."

Silica: "Um... I don't think so. Don't take this the wrong way, Guys , I'm grateful for your help, but... you're like the worst people I've ever met."

Kirina: "damn... ouch."

yuuki: "So that's your plan, here? Make me feel feelings so you can cut me down a peg? That cuts deep, kid... and we respect that."

Silica: "yeah, that's kind of the problem. But I suppose it'll all be worth it to have pina back!"

Kirito: "That's the spirit, let's get started."

Silica jumps off the bed and heads to the table where pinas heart was, everyone surrounded the table, she then dropped some liquid from the flower and it shined brightly and it started reviving pina.

Silica: "it's working!"

Yuuki: "um... TRF? You said there was a glitch if she revived pina if you reseted the time back to 3 days?"

TRF: "..........oh, shit." *BOOM*

After the smoked cleared all of them saw a blue and white feathered dragon.

Silica: "PINA!" *huggs pina*

Pina: *roars adorably* "rrrrraaawr"

Sinon: "well, that worked out."

Kirina: "um, TRF? Is that a dragon?" *points somewhere*

TRF looked where Kirina was pointing at and saw a dark blueish, blackish scaled, green eyed chibi dragon who was sitting down looking at everybody. While everyone was looking at him.

Yuuki: "*eyes are stars* Holy shit! It's toothless!"

Sinon: "it isn't toothless. Some of his scales are dark blue which blend in with the black one."

Kirito: "well, somebody needs to take care of him. But who tho?"

TRF: "how about Sachi and I? She usually spends her days helping tiff so he could keep her company, and I'm usually good with animals, so it's a win-win"

Kirina: " well,alright, but what are we gonna name it?" Just then the dragon sneezed out ice and blue fire.

Sinon: "huh, the dragon can breath ice and blue fire... cool!"*scraching the dragons chin, which the dragon likes*

Silica: "how about we name him spitz?"

TRF: "*kneels does And stares at the dragon* you want to be called spitz?" *the dragon then jumps and sits on his head* "spitz it is then!" *spits then jumps and sits on his shoulder and roars adorably* "haha!"

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A/N: well things are now going brightly for them, let's hope it doesn't turn to shit, anyways next chapter will be out soon and-

Zeta (my Titan): "PILOT. ENEMIES CLOSING IN. APPROXIMATELY 10 SECONDS TO ENGAGEMENT. SUGGEST GETTING NOMAD AND CADE-6 TO ASSIST. ALONG GETTING THE SWORD-EDGE GUNDAM READY IF NECESSARY.

A/N: *sigh* alright! *grabs star saber* time to fight again! So I guess I'll see you guys next chapter! So that all for now and I'll talk to ya all later!