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What happens when reality itself is tired of existing?

The System was once a proud, omniscient force, maintaining order in the grand story of E. But after years of logical paradoxes, impossible plot twists, and one emotionally bankrupt protagonist who breaks the rules for fun, it finally snaps.

Bob, the designated "unfortunate side character," just wants a normal life. Refunds. Stability. A moment of peace. But when E—the embodiment of chaos and questionable decision-making—decides to mess with a world reset, everything spirals into undefined territory.

Now, the laws of existence are unstable, the System is filing HR complaints against its own existence, and Bob finds himself in a genre that shouldn’t exist.

Can the System regain control before reality collapses? Or is this just another 10/10 update that nobody asked for?

…Also, who even approved the Customer Support feature?

The Paradox of E

E introduced the Existence Battle Pass.

Reality had a mental breakdown (again).

People started grinding their daily quests for survival.

The Refund Department denied all refunds.

And now, we return to our regularly scheduled chaos.

2. Emergency Patch Notes – Reality Version 2.0

A massive notification appeared in the sky.

[REALITY HOTFIX – FEBRUARY UPDATE]

Fixed an exploit where users could skip hardships by "not caring."

Nerfed 'Basic Happiness' – now requires twice as much effort.

Buffed 'Rent-a-Brain' feature – now with auto-decision mode.

Removed 'Free Will' due to balance issues.

Added microtransactions to unlock 'Peace of Mind.'

E looked at the update list and nodded in approval.

"A nightmare you now have to pay to wake up from."

3. Bob and the Tragic Side Effects of the Patch

[YOUR 'COMMON SENSE' LICENSE HAS EXPIRED. PLEASE RENEW FOR 9.99 CREDITS.]

"Wait… I have to pay for common sense now?"

The Refund AI appeared next to him.

"Yes, sir. And judging by your history, we recommend the premium package."

"I refuse to pay for something that should be free!"

[DUE TO NON-PAYMENT, YOUR 'BASIC DECISION-MAKING' HAS BEEN REVOKED.]

Bob accidentally walked into a wall.

4. Reality Customer Support – A New Circle of Hell

The Administrator knocked on E's door.

E sipped his 'Limited Edition Existence Latte.'

"The customer support lines are flooded with complaints. People are demanding refunds for their lives."

"Tell them that life is a 'No-Refund' product. Terms and conditions apply."

"That was our first response. They started rioting."

"Fine. Introduce a new feature: 'Life Re-Roll.' People can pay to respawn in a different timeline."

[NEW DLC: 'HARD MODE LIFE' – PAY TO MAKE YOUR EXISTENCE SLIGHTLY LESS TERRIBLE.]

Reality screamed louder than ever.

The Administrator regretted everything.

6. Dear Reader, Do You Accept the Update?

"If life had patch notes, would you install them?"

The Story of E – Chapter 26: The Patch Notes of Reality