Train Fight (Because Why Not?)

Finn, wheezing in despair, clung to the train roof as Ignis twirled her electrified war hammer with a gleeful grin.

"Darling Finn, you can't run from true love!"

Zephyria cocked her gun. "That's not love, that's kidnapping."

Ignis giggled. "Same thing if you're cute enough~!"

Finn screamed internally.

Tess cracked her knuckles. "Alright, princess. You got two choices: Jump off this train, or get thrown off."

Ignis lit up like a lovestruck schoolgirl. "Ohhh, you're just my type!"

Tess threw the first punch.

Ignis blocked with her hammer, the impact sending shockwaves across the train.

Zephyria groaned. "WHY do our fights always involve explosions?!"

Vespera, already snacking on stolen popcorn, kicked her feet up. "Because it's more fun this way!"

As Tess and Ignis traded blows, Finn crawled toward Zephyria.

"S-so, uh… Plan B?"

Zephyria, reloading her pistol, grimaced. "Plan B is survive."

Finn peeked back at the fight.

Tess dodged a hammer swing, flipped backward, and landed gracefully. "You hit like a grandma."

Ignis gasped. "That is the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me—"

Tess drop-kicked her.

BOOM.

Ignis crashed through the train roof, vanishing inside a passenger car.

Finn blinked. "D-did we just win?"

Vespera took another bite of popcorn. "Nope."

Ignis burst through the next window, grinning.

"You're so COOL, Tess! MARRY ME!"

Tess, disgusted, turned to Finn. "Can we kill her?"

Finn shrieked. "DON'T ASK ME THAT LIKE IT'S NORMAL!"

Zephyria facepalmed. "We're running out of train. We need to lose her NOW."

Vespera snickered. "Ohhh, I have a stupid idea."

Finn groaned. "Why is it never a smart idea?"