The Stupid Idea (That Works, Somehow)

Vespera grabbed Finn. "Trust me!"

Finn flailed. "I don't trust you!"

Too late.

She flung him off the train.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

Zephyria and Tess stared in horror.

Vespera, completely unbothered, grinned. "Wait for it."

Ignis, seeing Finn yeeted into the abyss, screamed dramatically. "NOOOOOOO, MY LOVE!"

She jumped after him.

Zephyria's eye twitched. "You just—YOU JUST YEETED HIM OFF A MOVING TRAIN."

Vespera dusted her hands off. "And now she's not our problem!"

Tess blinked. "Huh. That actually worked."

Zephyria groaned. "Fine, but if he somehow survives, I'm punching him."

Meanwhile, mid-air—

Finn, plummeting toward certain doom, screamed.

Ignis, grinning, caught him mid-fall. "Don't worry, darling! I'LL SAVE YOU~!"

Finn sobbed. "THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING!"

As they plummeted toward the river below, Finn knew one thing for certain:

His life would never be normal again.