Raja’s Wild American Adventure

Raja sprinted (not literally) through Brooklyn like a man on a mission. After confirming the Brooklyn Nine-Nine precinct was real and that Jake Peralta was indeed a living, breathing detective (the story hadn't started yet because the chief wasn't Raymond Holt), the ladies, Amy and Rosa, are more beautiful than the show.

In the evening he was hungry, so he went to the nearby diner around the block. When he saw the name, he practically ran towards it.

"Time to find the legendary gravity-defying Max Black and Snake waist Caroline Channing," Raja thought, excitement bubbling inside him.

He arrived at the Williamsburg Diner—but before he could take in the sight of Max's gravity-defying assets, a robber burst in, waving something under his coat.

"EVERYONE STAY DOWN!" the man yelled.

Raja, unimpressed, squinted at the so-called weapon.

Maya: "That's not a gun, genius."

Raja: "No duh, Maya. That's literally a banana."

With a bored sigh, Raja casually walked forward.

Robber: "I SAID STAY BACK, MAN!"

Raja swiped the banana from the robber coat, peeled it, and took a bite.

Raja: "Mmm. Needs more potassium."

Then, with one swift move, he knocked the guy out and tied him up with napkin dispensers and a shoelace.

Max Black, who had been behind the counter, just stared.

Max: "…Did you just Batman that guy with a napkin holder?"

Raja (smirking): "Of course. I'm basically an Indian Bruce Wayne with better hair and body than him."

After the police took the dangerous banana-wielding criminal away, Raja finally ordered his chicken burger, fries, and cola. But he was secretly looking at Max's—

Max, without missing a beat, caught his wandering eyes and smirked and walked towards him.

Max: "See anything you like?"

Raja (grinning): "Absolutely. The burger looks amazing."

She laughed.

"Mission accomplished."

Raja also noticed that Caroline isn't here, which means the plot hasn't started.

After some flirty banter and sarcastic jokes, Max finished her shift.

Raja personally took her home. Max asked where he is going to stay; he replied, in a hotel, sort. When she offered Raja a place to stay for the night, he followed her home like a lost puppy.

One beer turned into two, then three… then suddenly, Max jumped on him like a wrestler ready for a takedown.

A battle of strength ensued.

The apartment shook. The walls witnessed history. The neighbors? Traumatized.

Max fought bravely—but ultimately surrendered before dawn.

Max woke up to the smell of food and found Raja in her kitchen, cooking naked.

With zero shame, she walked up and slapped his Sexy Indian Ass.

Max: "What are you cooking, Chef Ramsay?"

Raja: "Your recovery meal."

They spent the entire weekend together—cooking, arguing in the kitchen, and engaging in… athletic activities everywhere (kitchen, shower, couch, and once even in the supply closet).

But Max had dreams. She wanted to establish herself first before settling down.

Raja, understanding, used his palm-reading trick (aka mild fortune-telling mixed with psychological manipulation).

Raja: "Another woman will enter your life… and you'll both save each other."

Max scoffed but secretly believed him.

That night, the final battle took place with more passion and different poses.

By morning, Raja left a note, breakfast, and his number before silently disappearing.

Raja observed Max leave the apartment for diner for work, and Raja bought the building using Harvey within an hour.

Raja did home shopping for home appliances and entered Max's apartment with magic. He transformed the apartment into a decent room, not too extravagant, and bought cooking and baking utensils, a fridge, a washing machine, a foldable three-member bed, an A.C., and a 24-hour power supply for the apartment only.

Max returned from work to find her apartment completely transformed.

New furniture, appliances, AC, a foldable bed, Fridge, sink, shower, Sofa and groceries for month.

She thought she walked into the wrong apartment until she saw the doormat.

"WELCOME HOME, MAX."

She found another note from Raja:

"I know you won't accept this directly, so I did it after you left. Sorry for breaking into your house, see you later, Knockers- Yours Luxurious Thief!"

Max facepalmed.

"This idiot… but a thoughtful idiot."

Next stop? Malibu, California.

Raja tracked down Charlie Harper, the legendary jingle writer, womanizer, and functioning alcoholic.

When he found Charlie, he was mid-rejection from a woman. Raja laughed hysterically.

Charlie turned, offended.

Charlie: "You got a problem, kid?"

Raja: "Oh no, I'm just enjoying the artistic way you got rejected."

Charlie lectured him about respect, but Raja just laughed more and offered to pay for all his drinks.

After a long night of drinking and storytelling, Charlie passed out.

Raja telepathically implanted false memories (yes, we're doing that now), making Charlie believe that he adopted Raja as his long-lost Indian nephew. Request raja to stay in his home for holidays.

As Raja dragged Charlie home to his bed, someone was watching him.

With lightning reflexes, Raja grabbed the intruder's neck—only to find himself face-to-face with none other than Rose.

Yes, Rose—Charlie's obsessive ex-girlfriend/stalker.

She was stunned at how easily Raja caught her.

But Raja is more stunned because the person is none other than his all-time television crush, Rose. She seems to be shocked at my response, and I quickly apologized.

Raja (nervous): "S-Sorry… are you Charlie's girlfriend?"

Rose, seriously contemplating her life choices, motioned for him to follow her.

They spoke for an hour at the balcony with beach View, Raja completely mesmerized by her unhinged yet oddly charming personality. He still can't believe it—The Rose is talking in front of him.

As she prepared to jump off the balcony (as she does), He stopped her, walked towards her and looked at her dazzling eyes and pink lips for 30 seconds without moving and Suddenly kissed her and lifted her up and took her into the second bed room and cast a silent spell on the room.

Raja didn't understand what happened to him, he is like a beast that got left loose and fuck her until early morning.

The next morning, Berta, Charlie's housekeeper, found Raja making breakfast.

Berta: "Kid, you know you're naked, right?"

Raja (flipping pancakes): "Confidence is key, Berta."

Berta asked Raja about Charlie changing in tastes, but Raja corrected the misunderstanding to her and explained what happened.

As Rose walked out, Berta squinted suspiciously.

Berta: "Something ain't right here…"

Charlie stumbled down, completely hungover.

Raja: "Good morning, Uncle Charlie! Breakfast is ready!"

Charlie froze.

Charlie was triggered by the word "Uncle Charlie" and remembered everything that happened and Raja's adoption into the house and he slowly came to the table and looked at Raja.

Charlie: "Look, kid, I was drunk. Understand the situation; I didn't mean to adopt you. I am sorry, okay?" and started eating even though he felt extremely guilty.

Charlie: "Berta, these pancakes are wonderful."

Breta :"I didn't make it; the kid did."

Charlie felt even more guilty and just ate the food with his head down.

Charlie asked, "Why is Rose here? Raja quickly explained that she saw a stranger in your apartment; as a considerate friend, she came to check on you and waited for you to wake up to and clarify the situation."

Raja is acting sad. "Uncle Charlie, you said we are family."

Charlie felt literal pain in his chest due to his promise, and after some introspection, calculation, and a forgotten family bond that had been lost for decades, bloomed in heart, and he made a decision.

Charlie sighed.

Charlie: "Fine, you can stay. But I'm not paying for you."

Raja yelled and hugged Charlie and ran to the room to get something, but Charlie felt something in his heart, like something made him happy; he didn't know what.

Raja came back and gave him a packet of money; everybody was shocked and asked how much it was.

Raja casually replied, 25,000 dollars.

Charlie, Berta, and Rose: "WHAT?!"

Raja explained he will stay here for 4 months; after that, he will go to college in London every year.

Charlie reluctantly (Happy) accepted Raja as his long-lost nephew.

Raja gave Berta an extra $1,000 as a Bonous.

Rose just stared at him, completely bewildered.

Rose: "Who even ARE you?"

Raja (smirking): "Just a simple man trying to enjoy life."

And thus, Raja officially became part of Charlie Harper's chaotic world.