Raja’s Nerd Takeover: Pasadena Chronicles

Raja, after another chaotic yet victorious night at Charlie Harper's, decided it was time to apologize to Rose.

"I was too rough last night... and not in a good way," Raja thought.

So, like a true gentleman, he packed a hot meal, grabbed some soft drinks, and knocked on Rose's door.

The door opened slowly, revealing Rose, arms crossed, expression unreadable.

Raja: "I made chicken and rice."

She stared for a second before stepping aside.

Rose: "Fine. Come in."

Inside, Raja cleared the table, served the food, and they ate in complete silence—which was a world record for Rose.

After finishing his meal, Raja took a deep breath.

Raja: "Look, I'm really sorry about what happened last night. I swear on my first edition Batman comics—I have never forced myself on a woman before. I... I don't know what came over me."

Rose narrowed her eyes, tapping her fingers on the table. After a painfully long pause, she let out a dramatic sigh.

Rose: "Fine. Apology accepted. But just so you know... If found out you talked to anyone about this thing." rose made a cut throat sign.

Raja nodded like chicken.

To celebrate their newfound understanding, they decided to take a walk and talk along the beach.

A peaceful night. No chaos. No drama.

But as soon as Raja turned to leave, Rose closed the door but two 3 sec after opened Again.

Raja who just took a two steps hearing the door opening sound turn around enter the house yanked by Rose.

Rose: "You're not leaving that easily, champ."

Thus, another battle broke out.

This time? Passionate. Mutual. Deadly.

Rose gave it her all.

Raja loses control again, enters his beast mode, and Rose also becomes violent.

Raja still won.

The next morning, Raja woke up first and cooked breakfast. As he handed Rose a coffee with a secret energy potion, she took a sip and immediately felt rejuvenated.

Rose: "Wait a minute... DID YOU DRUG ME?"

Raja: "No! It's a home recipe! Zero drugs, I promise!"

Rose narrowed her eyes but accepted it.

With a final goodbye (and a very smug smirk from Rose), Raja vanished from Malibu.

Next stop? Pasadena, California.

Raja transformed into full nerd mode—loose Batman T-shirt, baggy pants, and a strategically messy hairstyle.

His target? The Cheesecake Factory.

His mission? Meet the Nerd Lords.

He spotted Rajesh Koothrappali (finally, another Indian!), approached him confidently, and introduced himself.

Raja: "Namaste, my Indian brother! I am Rudra D. Raja Kumara, the wandering intellectual and Batman enthusiast."

Raj, Leonard, and Howard welcomed him warmly—but one man sat there, judging him like an offended owl.

Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon: "Another random variable disrupting the equilibrium of my social structure... UNACCEPTABLE." Try to warn his friends about the equilibrium.

Leonard " Explains about Sheldon a little."

Raja with an understanding expression looked at Sheldon for a while and nodded his head, Sheldon got irritated by the look.

Raja: "Relax, Mr. Emotionally Stunted Man-Child. I'm just here to enjoy some cheesecake."

Sheldon fumed.

Sheldon: "What are your academic credentials? What university did you attend?"

Raja (grinning): "I'm a high school graduate. I prefer the school of life."

Sheldon gasped dramatically, looking at Leonard like he just brought home a feral raccoon.

Leonard quickly apologized, but Raja wasn't offended.

Raja: "Sheldon, I won't be mad at your insults... because I know you're still a child inside. A very... very intelligent but incredibly immature child."

Sheldon's eye twitched.

Raja continued psychoanalyzing him like a psychologist on a mission.

Raja: "For example, your extreme aversion to change, your obsession with schedules, your irrational fear of buses—it all aligns with classic childhood attachment issues."

Sheldon (red-faced): "LEONARD! Take me home. NOW."

Leonard and Howard? Dying of laughter.

Despite Sheldon's protests, Raja tagged along to their apartment.

Once inside, he sat on the floor (because chairs are for weaklings) and started a deep conversation about movies, anime, and comic books.

Then, Howard, being Howard, asked about Raja's dating life.

Howard: "So... you're 21? How many girlfriends have you had?"

Raja: "Not in the market for a while, but let's just say... enough."

Howard & Raj (jealous): "HOW?!"

Raja (shrugging): "I don't know. They say I'm cute. They use me, then say goodbye."

Leonard: "That's... kinda sad, dude."

Raja: "Not really. It's efficient."

Then, Raja offered to read their palms.

Howard: "You need a full makeover—fitness, wardrobe, hair. Otherwise, just wait for the right girl to tolerate you."

Rajesh: "You need alcohol to talk to women. And you'll get married late."

Leonard: "You'll get your dream girl, but only if you prove your sincerity."

Sheldon (before he stormed off): "You will find love, but your ego might ruin it."

Howard and Raj? Mind-blown.

Leonard, intrigued, asked:

Leonard: "Okay, real talk—how do you afford your lifestyle?"

Raja casually took a sip of his soda and dropped the bomb:

Raja: "Two women take care of me financially."

Sheldon: "So you're a GIGOLO?"

His friends immediately defended Raja, but Raja shrugged.

Raja: "Technically, Sheldon's right. I guess I am a well-paid sugar baby."

Howard? Taking notes.

Then, Raja explained his legendary Las Vegas winnings with Luck and how he met Jessica Pearson and Jan Levinson in a bar.

His one million dollar investment in their business empire.

Their billion-dollar company.

And their monthly financial support.

Howard, Raj, and Leonard?

SCREAMING.

Howard: "You're telling me you FUNDED SHADOW CORPORATION?"

Raja nodded.

Leonard fell off the couch.

Raj: "Dude... you single-handedly unleashed the Queens of the Business World."

Howard: "That's it. I'm starting a Vegas fund."

Sheldon, watching this unfold, hated everything.

Sheldon: "This is why society is doomed."

Raja simply smirked, leaned back, and took another sip of his soda.

Raja successfully infiltrated the Pasadena nerd squad.

He had:

✅ Roasted Sheldon.

✅ Shocked Howard, Leonardo and Rajesh.

✅ Revealed himself as a secret billionaire.

✅ Established dominance.

And most importantly?

✅ Got free cheesecake.

Mission: SUCCESS.