Naruto: Becoming a big capitalist as Evil Uchiha

Traveling through Naruto, Senju Tobirama just died, Uchiha Nan said:

Who are you, Sarutobi Hiruzen, to be the Hokage?

If I were the Hokage, I would farm, build infrastructure, combine ninjutsu with modernization!

Do you know what economic colonization is?

Fight a war? What a fart war!

Pass the order down, keep playing the music and dancing!