Lady Luck Is A Tsundere

No reincarnation, no weird system, no rare diseases. Just a regular guy with painfully average magic and the most terrible luck in the universe. One minute, I’m rolling natural 20s, dodging fireballs like a protagonist. The next? I’m face-planting into a puddle, dropping my lunch down a sewer grate, and somehow angering a high-ranking noble’s daughter (again).

But you know what? If Lady Luck is gonna play games with me, I might as well learn the rules.