I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality
Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.
Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!
Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.
Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.
Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!
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[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]
slapstick comedy, the problem is you need grasp of Chinese, jokes and stories ,like green hat, and flower thief. what is a green hat, for example, the story is a wife was sleeping around so she made her husband a big green hat, so she would have sex next to the window looking down the road, seeing the green hat she would dendher lovers out the back door. oh he is a green hat. basically guy is hit by a car, and someone wakes up,as a zombie in another world (he has no idea how his dead body ended up in another world), he is given a system and he takes over the life of the undertaker who turned him into,a,zombie, when he performs last rites he can see the dead persons life and gains abilities, and items like a two faced guy betrayed his brother's, the special power he is rewarded is to grow another face, which he uses to grow a face on the back of his head so he can look behind him. (he dear he betrayed his brothers so he is two faced, so,mc gets a two faced power get the comedy)?