Fifty Years of the Leaf

System: "My foolish host, do you desire to master Ninjutsu?"



Host: "No! I crave the affection of girls—soft, cute ones like Hinata or Sakura!"



System: "Achieve the pinnacle of the shinobi world, surpass even the Hokage, and you can have anything your heart desires."



Host: "Then teach me Ninjutsu! I desire it more than ramen from Ichiraku!"