A Humble Necromancer's Guide To World History

A humble necromancer plying his trade with some terribly bad luck and a penchant for getting into some unreasonable situations is tossed across time by the most unreasonable force to exist, someone else's girlfriend.

Armed with nothing but (redundant) knowledge, and the will to ply his trade all the same, he's going to be desecrating ancestral tombs and making enemies the same as ever. All that changes is it's going to be mythical heroes, dragons and monsters after his ass instead of the usual angry mob.

Ah well, so be it.

The bones would be prime quality, and the ladies would be hot.

Here's an actual Necromancer's guide to world history... in Fate.