Pokémon System: My Starter is a God

Isekai’d into the Pokémon world with a glitchy system, Alex ’s starter was a ​​Caterpie​​.

Alex: “What’s a Caterpie supposed to do? Evolve into ​​*Rayquaza​​* or something?”

​​[Ding! System Quest: Defeat Primal Groudon & Kyogre with a Caterpie-"evolved" Rayquaza. Reward: Unlock "Rayquaza Evolution Path".]​​

Alex: “… ​​Arceus​​ help me.”

Thus began his descent into madness:

— An ​​Azumarill​​ that crushed ​​Dialga​​ with a ​​Play Rough​​ smirk.

— A ​​Charizard​​ channeling the ​​Flame Plate​​ like ​​Hoopa’s​​ personal BBQ chef.

— A ​​Tyranitar​​ out-sanding ​​*Primal Groudon’s Desolate Land​​ with sheer stubbornness.

Even Alex developed… quirks. The system’s corruption spread:

​​Reshiram​​: “Why does this human radiate ideals brighter than me?!”

​​Zacian​​: “If a Trainer can one-shot Eternatus with a dull kitchen knife, what’s the point of a Sacred Sword?!”

​​Hoopa​​: “Every Legendary I summon joins his harem! Dude’s a freakin’ Pokémon Siren!”

And the “enchantment” wasn’t limited to Pokémon