I Never Thought I’d Have to Save the World… with Kisses!

Xiao Yang has transmigrated—

And he's bound to a not-so-serious "Love Thread System."



System Rules:

Kiss Ye Qingxuan → Unlock Immunity to All Poisons

Peck Yan Hongling → Unlock Flame Resistance

Get forcibly kissed by Lin Hanyi → Awaken Supreme Sword Intent

…

Ultimate Goal: Collect the love threads of nine destined heroines and restore the shattered Heavenly Dao!



But—

Ye Qingxuan (Poison Queen Empress): "Kiss another girl again, and I’ll let you taste Bone-Corroding Powder."

Yan Hongling (Flame Shura): "Junior brother’s lips are my personal flame storage device~"

Lin Hanyi (Iceberg Sword Immortal): (silently wiping her sword) “Cheaters get castrated.”

…

Xiao Yang: “Wait! I’m kissing them to save the world!”

The Heroines: “Oh? Then kiss me a hundred times to prove your sincerity!”



Highlighted Features:

Every kiss = Combat power x2!

Kiss in the wrong order? Trigger a deathly love triangle!

Ultimate Skill: Kissing all nine at once = Universe-level nuclear explosion!



Current Progress:

8 heroines bound (includes yandere sword spirit / money-hungry sect leader / gu-using loli…)

Heavenly Dao repaired: 0.03% (Took 327 kisses to get this far?!)

Times hunted down: ∞

(Xuantian Sect / Hehuan Sect / Nether Palace jointly issued a wanted notice: “Heart-stealing scumbag!”)



Xiao Yang: “Wasn’t this supposed to be about saving the world?! Why does it feel like a dating sim now!?”



System Notification:

Next Stage Mission: “Simultaneously kiss all 9 heroines” (Survival rate: 0.001%)



Also known as:

《My Lips Are the Key to Heaven’s Restoration》

《Get Stronger by Kissing, Get Chopped by Jealous Girls》

《Turns Out the Final Boss Is… the Love Drama Itself》