DC & Marvel: This Guy Is Crazy

Allen, a former VIP patient at the Greenhill Rehabilitation Center, is now a permanent resident of Arkham Asylum.



Stark: Although I don't want to admit it, Allen is indeed my uncle.



Steve: Alright, Allen really is my boss.



Bruce: Let me make one thing clear—I'm Batman, and he's Bateman.



"You three, sit aside and crack some sunflower seeds. I'll handle this."



"Bats, why are you even bothering to talk to him?"



"Roaming through the cosmic universe as I please, breaking into the multiverse at will, casually dismantling multidimensional realms."



"Speedrunning a timeline—MVP end screen."



"Don't say I didn't give you a chance—call the Shi'ar Empire, Kree Empire, and Skrull Empire all at once."



"Superman, stand behind me."



"Hand over the Infinity Stones, hand them over."



"You should be grateful Superman can beat you."



"Odin, why aren't you kneeling when you see me?"



"Dormammu, I don't eat beef."



"Summon the Lantern Goddess BGM: Sai Yi Sai Ya… Sai Yi Sai Ya…"



Perpetua: I will always remember—just after I escaped from the prison of the Source Wall, that man stood before me and asked,



'Would you prefer to keep your dignity yourself, or should I help you maintain it?'



Original Work: 美漫：这个家伙很疯狂

Author: 韭菜德芙包 (Leek Dove Bag)

Translation by: Craxx



Disclaimer: This is a fan translation of the original work 美漫：这个家伙很疯狂. All characters, settings, and the original story belong to their respective creators.